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Compdoctor · 07-18-2008, 10:47 AM

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt.

So he buys a new cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barnyard.
Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he's a little worried. So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old rooster- I've got to do something about this!

He walks up to the new bird and says, 'So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself.'
Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definately thought he was more than a match for the old guy. 'You're on', he said, 'and since I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy!'

So the two roosters go over to the henhouse to start the race with all the hens gathering to watch. The race begins and all the hens start cheering the old rooster on. After the first lap, the old rooster is still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guy's lead has slipped a little but he's still hanging in there.

Unfortunately, the old rooster's lead continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he's just barely in front of the young fella. By now the farmer has heard the commotion.
He runs into the house, gets his shotgun and runs into the barnyard figuring a fox or something is after his chickens. When he gets there, he sees the two roosters running around the henhouse, with the old rooster still slightly in the lead.

He immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires, and blows the young rooster away.

As he walks away slowly, he says to himself..... 'Damn, that's the third gay rooster I've bought this month.'

Spunky · 07-18-2008, 10:54 AM

Heh heh..that wasn't bad

Kudles · 07-18-2008, 11:06 AM

Haha pretty funny

BardMan · 07-18-2008, 11:24 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

woj · 07-18-2008, 11:26 AM

sniperwolf · 07-18-2008, 11:27 AM

LOL! He doesn't know!

Wise old rooster, eh?

czarina · 07-18-2008, 11:30 AM

awesome one... loved it!

Monique Niccole · 07-18-2008, 11:30 AM

funny

Meeper · 07-18-2008, 11:31 AM

hahahaha owned

MichaelP · 07-30-2008, 02:01 PM

LOL Awesome one

tranza · 07-30-2008, 02:13 PM

Lol, funny one!!

2crazy4u · 07-30-2008, 02:14 PM

Good one

07-18-2008, 10:47 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Friday's joke An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt. So he buys a new cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barnyard. Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he's a little worried. So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old rooster- I've got to do something about this! He walks up to the new bird and says, 'So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself.' Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definately thought he was more than a match for the old guy. 'You're on', he said, 'and since I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy!' So the two roosters go over to the henhouse to start the race with all the hens gathering to watch. The race begins and all the hens start cheering the old rooster on. After the first lap, the old rooster is still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guy's lead has slipped a little but he's still hanging in there. Unfortunately, the old rooster's lead continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he's just barely in front of the young fella. By now the farmer has heard the commotion. He runs into the house, gets his shotgun and runs into the barnyard figuring a fox or something is after his chickens. When he gets there, he sees the two roosters running around the henhouse, with the old rooster still slightly in the lead. He immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires, and blows the young rooster away. As he walks away slowly, he says to himself..... 'Damn, that's the third gay rooster I've bought this month.' __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

07-18-2008, 10:54 AM	#2
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Heh heh..that wasn't bad __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

07-18-2008, 11:26 AM	#5
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07-18-2008, 11:27 AM	#6
sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	LOL! He doesn't know! Wise old rooster, eh? __________________ ~Accepting design works~

07-18-2008, 11:31 AM	#9
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07-18-2008, 11:06 AM	#3
Kudles Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Here There and Everywhere Posts: 5,477	Haha pretty funny

07-18-2008, 11:24 AM	#4
BardMan Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 315	hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

07-18-2008, 11:30 AM	#7
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	awesome one... loved it!

07-18-2008, 11:30 AM	#8
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	funny

07-30-2008, 02:01 PM	#10
MichaelP Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: QWEBEC Corporate Office Posts: 7,124	LOL Awesome one

07-30-2008, 02:13 PM	#11
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Lol, funny one!! __________________ I'm just a newbie.

07-30-2008, 02:14 PM	#12
2crazy4u Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ 446-4466 Posts: 9,811	Good one __________________ Too good for heaven and hell doesn't want me! webmaster at 4crazyporn [dot] com