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BradM · 04-17-2008, 10:47 AM

If you were told you would be healthy up until day 30 when you would drop dead on your back, what would you do with the month that you have left?

Assume you own a house, car, married with 2 kids and live in a suburb of a medium sized US city.

munki · 04-17-2008, 10:48 AM

Apply Jack Daniels, and wait for results...

G-Rotica · 04-17-2008, 10:48 AM

Party like a dead man.

LeRoy · 04-17-2008, 10:48 AM

Just spend it with my fam

corvette · 04-17-2008, 10:49 AM

go buy a carton of Marlboros and start smoking again

Ethersync · 04-17-2008, 10:50 AM

Big life insurance policy to take care of the family?

2012 · 04-17-2008, 10:57 AM

raise hell ,

scratch that... i've already been to detroit

Jens Van Assterdam · 04-17-2008, 10:58 AM

masturbate like theres no tomorrow!

shaGuar · 04-17-2008, 11:16 AM

shoot at the mr. president

martinsc · 04-17-2008, 11:17 AM

i guess i would spend as much as i can with the kids....

Jens Van Assterdam · 04-17-2008, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaGuar

shoot at the mr. president

Arrest black baby´s before they get criminal!!

Source: T-shirt Hell

Michaelious · 04-17-2008, 11:20 AM

Party and travel a bit

Scott McD · 04-17-2008, 11:20 AM

1. Kill a few people i dislike.

2. Bang loads of whores!

Ethersync · 04-17-2008, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaGuar

shoot at the mr. president

Let us know how it goes with the secret service ;)

Tom_PM · 04-17-2008, 11:29 AM

Get an erection that lasts over 4 hours, just to confirm the commercial warnings.

campimp · 04-17-2008, 11:29 AM

in the immortal words of a great man..

FUCK TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME

headless ghost · 04-17-2008, 11:29 AM

I would see another doctor. doctors fuckup all the time. thats why their is lawyers.

I went to the hospital with chest pain, doctors done some tests said I needed a 4 way bypass operation, I was so full of morphine that I signed for the operation. they done the operation and I recovered.

a few months later I had the same pain but this time I went to another hospital. they done tests and said there is nothing wrong with your heart and never was!

the pain I had was from acid reflux.

see another doctor.

Ethersync · 04-17-2008, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headless ghost

I would see another doctor. doctors fuckup all the time. thats why their is lawyers.

I went to the hospital with chest pain, doctors done some tests said I needed a 4 way bypass operation, I was so full of morphine that I signed for the operation. they done the operation and I recovered.

a few months later I had the same pain but this time I went to another hospital. they done tests and said there is nothing wrong with your heart and never was!

the pain I had was from acid reflux.

see another doctor.

That's fucked up

nico-t · 04-17-2008, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headless ghost

I would see another doctor. doctors fuckup all the time. thats why their is lawyers.

I went to the hospital with chest pain, doctors done some tests said I needed a 4 way bypass operation, I was so full of morphine that I signed for the operation. they done the operation and I recovered.

a few months later I had the same pain but this time I went to another hospital. they done tests and said there is nothing wrong with your heart and never was!

the pain I had was from acid reflux.

see another doctor.

holy shit. I also dont trust the doctors opinions one fucking bit anymore. They always fuck shit up.

CherryLipsRosa · 04-17-2008, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headless ghost

I would see another doctor. doctors fuckup all the time. thats why their is lawyers.

I went to the hospital with chest pain, doctors done some tests said I needed a 4 way bypass operation, I was so full of morphine that I signed for the operation. they done the operation and I recovered.

a few months later I had the same pain but this time I went to another hospital. they done tests and said there is nothing wrong with your heart and never was!

the pain I had was from acid reflux.

see another doctor.

ok that is scary ...

CherryLipsRosa · 04-17-2008, 12:22 PM

I would basically spend it with the people i love and travel... Nothing depressing or sad

every second counts...

Martin · 04-17-2008, 12:25 PM

Try to pass around what is killing me too as many people as possible.

fris · 04-17-2008, 12:26 PM

give the pope a sponge bath

CaptainHowdy · 04-17-2008, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by campimp

in the immortal words of a great man..

FUCK TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME

!

I would record my post-homous album...

GatorB · 04-17-2008, 12:53 PM

commit suicide

iseeyou · 04-17-2008, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Hookers and 8-balls and on the 30th day file my taxes at the IRS with a kalashnikov?

We have a winner!

Jman · 04-17-2008, 02:25 PM

I wouldn't change anything as I wouldn't want to have my family walk on egg shells or be sad every time they look at me cause I'm dying in 30 days.

CurrentlySober · 04-17-2008, 02:28 PM

Party like a mofo for 29 days, then commit Suicide, leaving a note that it was all the fault of someone I didn't like, and that he was totally responsible for my death...

and eat lots of poo

qxm · 04-17-2008, 02:34 PM

I'D GO:

Skyyyyy diviinngg .......I'd go
Rocky Mountain Climbing ... I'd go
12.7 seconds on a bull named fumanchu
and I'd love deeper and I'd speak sweeter
and I'd give forgiveness I'd been denying
and I say someday I hope you get the chance to live like you were dying.......

UFGators2007 · 04-17-2008, 04:21 PM

I would dance! DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!

Oh yeah, have lots of sex and eat/drink everything bad for me.

Also, I would punch a sleeping baby in the face!

Skillz Unlimited · 04-17-2008, 05:12 PM

Set up as much shit as I can for my family.

fuzebox · 04-17-2008, 05:29 PM

shekinah · 04-17-2008, 09:48 PM

I'd spend the rest of my life with my family!

EuroRev_Stacey · 04-18-2008, 12:31 AM

Spend with my family of course, give them every second of my life

Boogie Nights · 04-18-2008, 12:35 AM

Trip on acid and go hide out on Tom Sawyer's island at Disney World. I used to do that anyways back in the day.

quantum-x · 04-18-2008, 12:40 AM

Take 25 days off to travel.
Spend the last 5 with my family.

viencarl · 04-18-2008, 05:22 AM

spend the days with my family and make a good memories

halfpint · 04-18-2008, 05:25 AM

Spend it with family, party hard and travel to places Iv always wanted to see

Lil Miss C Cups · 04-18-2008, 05:33 AM

I would see my last 30 days on a secluded beach soaking up the rays and drinking cocktails.

SexualDragon · 04-18-2008, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica

Party like a dead man.

exaclty. Have my way unprotected way with every barslut I could find

SexualDragon · 04-18-2008, 05:39 AM

I would also do everything that is bad for me in triplicate

quantum-x · 04-18-2008, 06:14 AM

As someone, and a lot of bad films have pointed out, what happens in the instance that you don't magically die on the 30ths day.

If you've spent 30 days reaming midget trannies in the raw ad teabagging sleeping cops, you probably have sucessfully dimished your expectancy :D

Cyndalie · 04-18-2008, 06:19 AM

Spend every second with my hubby and kids, doing as many things with them as I and they want to do.

Chris · 04-18-2008, 07:54 AM

i have no clue
more than likely tho just spend it w/ my family and make sure everything will be okay for them

Holly · 04-18-2008, 08:02 AM

Start killing people.

carol.prime · 04-18-2008, 10:11 AM

i would spend the days with my family, friends and loved ones. I'll take the time to thank them for everything they have done to me. I'll ask for forgiveness for every things that i've done wrong.

Klen · 04-18-2008, 10:23 AM

Fuck other chick every day.

Chauncy · 04-18-2008, 10:30 AM

make history

BradM · 04-18-2008, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Start killing people.

You know it's funny, I was waiting for someone to say that.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-18-2008, 10:58 AM

i'd rapefuck paris hilton...

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