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Jesus loves me....
Actually that is not the case according to this letter Jesus does not love me. But I am honored that God's disciple is writing to not only me but also to Tanker. Did anyone else get a letter like this in their spam today LMAO
The irony is that I am sure if we are working out the things God is cool with and not that SPAM would be on the not list since it is illegal and God would not want us to break the law... yet porn is legal so I think that maybe I am not the sinner here LMFAO ![]() A Love Letter from God My dear child, I am sending this ?love letter? to you because my disciple and servant, Bill, has asked Me to send a ?Love Warning?. Because, I AM a Spirit I am using Bill?s hands to write this letter to you. I AM asking you in LOVE to consider stopping being involved in your pornography*** (see below). I AM God and I ?demand? ?righteousness? in the world and you are NOT being ?righteous?!!! The world (the Devil) has ?DECEIVED? you (BIG TIME) into this ?SINFUL? lifestyle. You probably are saying ?I am NOT a sinner BUT YOU ARE WRONG! Romans 3:23 says; for ALL have SINNED and fallen short of the glory of God! That means you were born a ?sinner? because of what Adam and Eve did in the Garden of Eden. PLEASE GO TO: shelleyludden.com; She was a ?former? porn actress/ prostitute and she has found Jesus as her ?personal? Savior?.. Romans 1:18-32 God's Wrath against Mankind 18 The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19 since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. 20 For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities?his eternal power and divine nature?have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse. 21 For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22 Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools 23and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like mortal man and birds and animals and reptiles. 24 Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. 25 They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator?who is forever praised. Amen. 26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion. 28 Furthermore, since they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, he gave them over to a depraved mind; to do what ought not to be done. 29 They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, 30 slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; 31 they are senseless, faithless, heartless, and ruthless. 32 Although they know God's righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them. PRAISE GOD FOR THIS VERSE: Romans 6:23 23 For the wages of sin is death( Hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. I LOVE you so very much and wish you could spend eternity with Me in heaven but I CAN NOT allow your lifestyle too much longer. What you do on earth will be a training ground for heaven and there is NO PORNOGRAPHY in heaven!! I sent My Son, Jesus, a representation Me on earth over 2000 years ago. He lived a ?sinless? life for only 3+ years and then went to Cross for people like you; sinners!!! Once again, you were ?born a sinner? (in the Garden of Eden) (see below) through your mother and father. You did not have a ?choice? of being ?born a sinner?; it just happened that way. God knew that and so He sent His Son, Jesus, for that very ?Reason?; to die for you and save you from hell!! Hell is where you as a sinner belong but you really DO NOT want to go there when you die. It is ?fire and brimstone?; eternal torment!!! YOU WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR YOU DO HERE ON EARTH!!! I know what you?re thinking. First, is there really a God who would either ?love? me or would a ?loving? God send me to hell? Well, the ANSWER is YES!!! I will send you a small booklet that will answer your question about the existence of God and you can read it and decided for yourself. Also, .0God DOES NOT SEND ANYONE TO HELL; THEY ?CHOOSE? THAT DECISION FOR THEMSELVES. TO GO TO HELL IS BY IGNORING GOD?S COMMANDS AND BEING REBELLIOUS AND DISODEBIENT TO GOD?S WORD. Here some verses in the Bible that show how God calls what you?re doing as ?sin?: *** Matthew 15.19, Mark 7:21, 1 Corinthians 6:18, Galatians 5:19, Colossians 3:5, 1 Thessalonians 4:3 and Jude 1:7. Please read John 3:16 and this: The ROMANS ROAD.... is a pathway you can walk. It is a group of Bible verses from the book of Romans in the New Testament. If you walk down this road you will end up understanding how to be saved. Romans 3:23 ?For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.? We all have sin in our hearts. We all were born with sin. We were born under the power of sin?s control. - Admit that you are a sinner. Romans 6:23a ??The wages of sin is death?? Sin has an ending. It results in death. We all face physical death, which is a result of sin. But a worse death is spiritual death that alienates us from God, and will last for all eternity. The Bible teaches that there is a place called the Lake of Fire where lost people will be in torment forever. It is the place where people who are spiritually dead will remain. - Understand that you deserve death (hell) for your sin. Romans 6:23b ??But the gift of God is eternal Life through Jesus Christ our Lord.? Salvation is a free gift from God to you! You can?t earn this gift, but you must reach out and receive it. - Ask God to forgive you and save you. Romans 5:8, ?God demonstrates His own love for us, in That while we were yet sinners Christ died for us!? When Jesus died on the cross He paid sin?s penalty. He paid the price for all sin, and when He took all the sins of the world on Himself on the cross, He bought us out of slavery to sin and death! The only condition is that we believe in Him and what He has done for us, understanding that we are now joined with Him, and that He is our life. He did all this because He loved us and gave Himself for us! - Give your life to God? His love poured out in Jesus on the cross is your only hope to have forgiveness and change. His love bought you out of being a slave to sin. His love is what saves you ? not religion, or church membership. God loves you! Romans 10:13 ?Whoever will call on the name of the Lord will be saved!? - Call out to God in the name of Jesus! Romans 10:9,10 ??If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Jesus from the dead, you shall be saved; for with the heart man believes, resulting in righteousness, and with the mouth he confesses, resulting in salvation.? - If you know that God is knocking on your heart?s door; Ask Him to come into your heart. Jesus said, Revelation 3:20a ?Behold I stand at the door and knock, if anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him?? - Is Jesus knocking on your heart?s door? Believe in Him. Ask Him to come in to your heart by faith, and ask Him to reveal Himself to you. Open the Bible to the Gospel of John and read what God says about Jesus, about you, and about being born again. God will help you. He loves you. You need to look for a local church where God?s word is preached. The Bible says that we are to desire God?s word like a newborn baby desires mother?s milk. Aren?t you hungry to know the truth? Water baptism is one of the ways you first show that you have been joined to Jesus. This is an action, and actions will not save you. However, it is an act of obedience and a symbol of commitment. The symbolism is this: When you go down in the water you show that You have been crucified and buried with Him, And when you come up out of the water you show that you have been raised to walk with Him in newness of life. (See Romans chapter 6) You have been born again. (See John chapter 3) Your body has become God?s temple. Your heart is where He lives. Forgiveness is yours in Jesus. And you belong to Him. You were sin?s slave. But now? You are a child of GOD! John 1:12 ?As many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, even to those who believe in His name!? PLEASE, PLEASE ACCEPT THIS ?PLAN? for your life!!!!!!! Lastly, I LOVE you so very much but once again I can NOT allow you continuing your ?EVIL? DESIRES too much longer!!! You ?WILL? REAP WHAT YOU SOW! Galatians 6:7-8 (New Testament) Love, God Bill is My disciple/servant) |
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sigh... where is Donny when you need him
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I did yesterday and almost posted about it.
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LOL Ya I guess so... I think it is funny that he took time out of his day to write that letter at all.
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I hate God crap!!
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I get those too. I wonder if those actually convert.
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I wrote him back!
here was my reply, I knew if I told him me and god talk on a regular basis he would get mad. Thanks Bill Ill speak with god tonight and find out what changed i his plan for me since yesterday when we last spoke to one another. Tanker |
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He wrote me back told me I should not work for my present pornography employer guess when he found my email address on Made In Porn he didnt see I was the owner LOL
Are you telling me that you "speak/pray" to God as "one of His children"? I'm just wondering, what is your "relationship" with God so you "can speak/pray" to Him? The "answer" you give will tell Him (and me as one of His children/disciple)! There is "only" One "Answer"! And "IF" you ARE one of His children; why in the world are "working for Satan (porn business)? Do really think/believe you would honor God in your present employment? God's people work for Him in all they do and we are "preparing for heavenly service" here and now. There WILL NOT be ANY pornography in heaven!!! Again,IF,you are one of people,REPENT(turn away), AND ASK GOD TO forgive YOU FOR OUR sin!! PLEASE READ JOHN 3:16-21!!! BILL |
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I've gotten a couple of these, fuck 'em if they can't think for themselves.
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Religious people must not realize that porn webmasters won't read a post with more than five lines in it and that also applies to emails.
Did you send a reply back asking for the Cliff Notes version? ![]() ![]()
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can't you give us his email? we can send him more samples
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I'd report him to his isp for spamming.
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replay to him with this pic. : )
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What a bumch of delusional self-righteous crap.
Also, tell Bill that God should be more concise. Long rambling diatribes like that could be a sign of onset schizophrenia... ADG |
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MAAAAN.... outrageous! I think that you should reply with a long list of cuss words hidden in between every other word...
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i wonder how much porn Bill downloaded this year ...
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ICQ me if you want his email just be sure to post his comment back here!
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holy moly that was too long..can u give me a short version of that?
p.s. Hi Ellisa!
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hey princess e
methinks religion has a stigmata attached to it... Bump for Jesus, Malchior and all the angels, including Casa Nova and not available in Main, Guam and/ or Norway. Pope Bill, that would make me join...
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True to what Quagmire said I didn't read the whole thing... but cliff notes... we are all doomed because of our chosen profession LOL
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omg!!!!! I belive I belive!
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Holy fuck! Do they really expect you to read all that??
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lol ahahahhahahah!
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I don't know what dude was expecting... definitely not the reply he got from Tanker.
I urge everyone to send messages to this guy... maybe we should see if we can convert him... send him some u/p I bet we could make a believer out of him! |
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Looks like you've done it now...............
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Looks like he opted-in for future emails....
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too long to read. lol! now i know what will i reply when i got the same letter. ;)
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sweet Im checking my spam folder I want to be loved by God too. I was always told I was one of his chosen people.
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This thread reminds me of Sartre's line in No Exit: "Hell is other people..."
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