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07-08-2008, 12:07 PM
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Lets start making jokes about black people in every fucking movie
Since i cant watch ONE single movie with the Will Smiths and the other typical black funny guys without them saying something funny about "whites".
I know its just a joke and shit but do we really need it in every fucking mainstream movie with blacks in it? Cant they be in one movie without pointing out the obvious fact that theyre black? Id love to see that happen..."white movies" with jokes about blacks. All the time, in every fucking movie with white people. I can see half the planet going crazy and screaming and yelling racism. |
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07-08-2008, 12:08 PM
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He didn't make a black joke in I Am Legend.
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07-08-2008, 12:09 PM
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Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we... black? Bart: Yes, we are. Jim: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled.
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07-08-2008, 12:10 PM
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Taggart: Horses? We can't afford to lose no horses. Send over a couple o' niggahs
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07-08-2008, 12:10 PM
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Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly woman: Up yours, niggah
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07-08-2008, 12:10 PM
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Franck, did you see Clerks 2?
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07-08-2008, 12:12 PM
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Gabby Johnson: [shouting] The sheriff's a niggah
[the last word is lost in the peal of a church bell] Harriett Van Johnson: What did he say? Dr. Sam Johnson: He said the sheriff is near.
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07-08-2008, 12:12 PM
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Colin, what are you trying to say?
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07-08-2008, 12:12 PM
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07-08-2008, 12:13 PM
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Colin, what are you trying to say? Can you do it in 1 post instead?
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07-08-2008, 12:13 PM
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07-08-2008, 12:14 PM
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How bout Blazing Saddles?
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07-08-2008, 12:15 PM
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07-08-2008, 12:15 PM
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Will Smith didn't make a black joke in Pursuit of Happyness either.
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07-08-2008, 12:21 PM
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07-08-2008, 12:27 PM
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07-08-2008, 12:28 PM
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only nigs, jews, gooks and gay fucks can say whatever they want.. regular joe schmoe is a racist however. for instance how about that stupid cunt sarah silverman and her "i love you more" song.. its pathetic really, if i sang that shit, i would never hear the end of it..
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07-08-2008, 12:40 PM
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07-08-2008, 12:42 PM
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07-08-2008, 12:45 PM
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07-08-2008, 12:46 PM
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07-08-2008, 12:50 PM
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Bugs Bunny. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b19_1184467961
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07-08-2008, 01:14 PM
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07-08-2008, 01:17 PM
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Tell me some more Stuff White People Like
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07-08-2008, 01:18 PM
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White people love ... Comparing People to Hitler Being a truly advanced white person means being able to speak with authority about pretty much any field of conversation- especially politics. In order for white people to streamline the process of knowing everything, all human beings can be neatly filed into one of two categories: People I Agree With, and People Who are Just Like Adolf Hitler. Comparing people to Hitler is an easy way for white people to get a strong point across to the less enlightened, or the insufficiently white. Everyone knows who Adolf Hitler was. And everyone knows that Hitler was very, very bad. Therefore, if a white person really, REALLY, doesn?t like something or someone, he or she may angrily say something to the effect of, ?This is exactly the same kind of thing that Hitler used to do!? accompanied by varying levels of profanity based on blood-alcohol content. No matter what your gut reaction may be at that point, do not disagree with that white person. Otherwise, well, you love Hitler. This time-tested white-person maneuver may seem so awesomely useful to you that you are tempted to go out and try it right now. Not so fast. White people have spent the last 30 years perfecting this technique. There are cultural guidelines. It?s also critical that you avoid the fatal mistake of getting creative and comparing people you don?t like to other evil dictators, such as Joseph Stalin or Fidel Castro. With few exceptions, white people are actually fond of almost any dictator not named Hitler, and your remark that ?this is just like something Mao Zedong would do? will be met with blank stares and possible social alienation. This is because, with the exception of Hitler, oppressive dictators share a passion for many of the things white people love- such as universal health care, conspiracy theories, caring about poor people while being filthy rich, and cool hats. Stick to the script and compare things you don?t like to Hitler, and Hitler alone. Now, like most reasonable people, you might find this strategy distasteful, and even a bit disrespectful, since after all, Hitler was responsible for the deaths of tens of millions, and probably doesn?t have that much in common with Pat Robertson, in perspective. If you prefer to avoid hearing or using the Hitler technique, we recommend you speak in soothing, affirming tones around angry white people to prevent the phenomenon from manifesting, and change the subject tactfully. To something that doesn?t involve George W. Bush.
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