Dear PIMP God .... The Pimp prayer - GoFuckYourself.com

MeganS · 07-07-2008, 12:08 PM

Thank You Pimp God!

I would like to thank the PIMP God for all the playa prophets that he sent. I would like to thank him for all the PIMPS and Playas for helping them to dot their I's, cross their T's, pop the P's and flex their G's. The PIMP God chose us to come into this world to change, rearrange, and to lace the suckers and anti-playas with the game he has blessed us with.

The PIMP God said that just because you meet a hoe and she wears a jersey that say champion and eats a bowl of wheaties that doesn't make her a winner.

Will she sell her lips, hips and fingertips for you? Will you tear down doors and knock out the anti-playas for your money? Will you go the distance? Will you be the one with the checkered flag in your hand?

The PIMP God said that 9/10ths of our law is possession and also 9/10ths of our game is position. He also said that everything is done on the approach. The PIMP God said that he would send the world a group of playas, not ordinary playas but extraordinary playas to keep the PIMP way of life constantly evolving. This group of extraordinary playas will be despised and rejected by the non-believers and the suckers. That is why the PIMP God blessed us with the PIMP commandments.

I. Thou shall not snitch.
II. Thou shall not infiltrate.
III. Thou shall not perpetrate.
IV. Thou shall not playa hate.
V. Thou shall not hoe trust.
VI. Thou shall not hoe say.
VII. Thou shall not pay a trick.
VIII. Thou shall not disrespect the game.
IX. Thou shall not be broke.
X. Thou shall not be without their necessities.

AMEN ... suckas ....

FYI .. the internet allows you to find some random ass stuff!! I think thats why Al Gore made it

xoxo,
Megan

ProducerCashDave · 07-07-2008, 12:09 PM

IV. Thou shall not playa hate.

Voodoo · 07-07-2008, 12:09 PM

Get back on the track, and bring me mo money!

MeganS · 07-07-2008, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SWorldMegan

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The PIMP God said that just because you meet a hoe and she wears a jersey that say champion and eats a bowl of wheaties that doesn't make her a winner.

I think that maybe my favorite line ...

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 07-07-2008, 12:16 PM

ha ha lol so good

fatfoo · 07-07-2008, 01:33 PM

07-07-2008, 12:08 PM	#1
MeganS Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Cali Baby! Posts: 1,487	Dear PIMP God .... The Pimp prayer Thank You Pimp God! I would like to thank the PIMP God for all the playa prophets that he sent. I would like to thank him for all the PIMPS and Playas for helping them to dot their I's, cross their T's, pop the P's and flex their G's. The PIMP God chose us to come into this world to change, rearrange, and to lace the suckers and anti-playas with the game he has blessed us with. The PIMP God said that just because you meet a hoe and she wears a jersey that say champion and eats a bowl of wheaties that doesn't make her a winner. Will she sell her lips, hips and fingertips for you? Will you tear down doors and knock out the anti-playas for your money? Will you go the distance? Will you be the one with the checkered flag in your hand? The PIMP God said that 9/10ths of our law is possession and also 9/10ths of our game is position. He also said that everything is done on the approach. The PIMP God said that he would send the world a group of playas, not ordinary playas but extraordinary playas to keep the PIMP way of life constantly evolving. This group of extraordinary playas will be despised and rejected by the non-believers and the suckers. That is why the PIMP God blessed us with the PIMP commandments. I. Thou shall not snitch. II. Thou shall not infiltrate. III. Thou shall not perpetrate. IV. Thou shall not playa hate. V. Thou shall not hoe trust. VI. Thou shall not hoe say. VII. Thou shall not pay a trick. VIII. Thou shall not disrespect the game. IX. Thou shall not be broke. X. Thou shall not be without their necessities. AMEN ... suckas .... FYI .. the internet allows you to find some random ass stuff!! I think thats why Al Gore made it xoxo, Megan __________________ Megan S Broadcast, Licensing and DVD www.nmgmanagement.com

07-07-2008, 12:09 PM	#2
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