I am very sad, anxious, and really not going to like tonight/tomorrow afternoon.

[After Shock Media]

I have to go in for a routine cat scan tomorrow which is no big deal. Hell even knowing that I am a super fucking hard IV stick, which always means multiple attempts - does not bother me. Thinking about and waiting for any results also are not even on my mind. Hell I do not even care that the contrast given via IV can cause side effects.

What is eating at me like a hungry bull shark who hasn't eaten in a few months is that I have to drink the Redi-CAT fluid starting tonight. Some 1 1/4 cups latter on tonight, then a light non fatty breakfast if any before 8am and nothing else to eat or drink after that. Then at noon another 1 1/4 cups of it. Then some more when I get there 30 minutes prior to the scan. Technically the rest of it then.

It is a very vile liquid. It is thick like cream. It tastes like what you could imagine an undead smurf would ejaculate - with its fake multi berry masking agent and all. I actually shudder thinking about that liquid. I am fairly certain it could replace water boarding and have a 100% success rate.

[munki]

I've never imagined an undead smurf's ejaculate, and hope I never have to...

Best of luck tomorrow...

[BradM]

Charcoal. Mixed with water to drink charcoal. 1 litre. Ever have to detox in a hospital with that? yea... every time I think of it I almost barf. It's.... aw fuck my throat just convulsed. It's fucking awful.

[Va2k]

I have to go in for a routine cat scan tomorrow which is no big deal. Hell even knowing that I am a super fucking hard IV stick, which always means multiple attempts - does not bother me. Thinking about and waiting for any results also are not even on my mind. Hell I do not even care that the contrast given via IV can cause side effects.

What is eating at me like a hungry bull shark who hasn't eaten in a few months is that I have to drink the Redi-CAT fluid starting tonight. Some 1 1/4 cups latter on tonight, then a light non fatty breakfast if any before 8am and nothing else to eat or drink after that. Then at noon another 1 1/4 cups of it. Then some more when I get there 30 minutes prior to the scan. Technically the rest of it then.

It is a very vile liquid. It is thick like cream. It tastes like what you could imagine an undead smurf would ejaculate - with its fake multi berry masking agent and all. I actually shudder thinking about that liquid. I am fairly certain it could replace water boarding and have a 100% success rate.

that sucks good luck bud!

[Va2k]

Charcoal. Mixed with water to drink charcoal. 1 litre. Ever have to detox in a hospital with that? yea... every time I think of it I almost barf. It's.... aw fuck my throat just convulsed. It's fucking awful.

YEA NO shit and then the tummy cramps and then the OMG the gass lol

[After Shock Media]

Charcoal. Mixed with water to drink charcoal. 1 litre. Ever have to detox in a hospital with that? yea... every time I think of it I almost barf. It's.... aw fuck my throat just convulsed. It's fucking awful.

I keep having throat convulsions thinking about it.
I do not always need the liquid, so I was not a happy camper when the wife brought it home from the imaging office for me.

[CaptainHowdy]

That sounds awful... I hope all goes great.

[After Shock Media]

That sounds awful... I hope all goes great.

Thanks, I am very positive of the results and such. Past few have been fine.
My concern is drinking that <shudder, near gag> liquid fruity death beverage. Oh ick ok just swallowed some pre vomit. Not joking.

I just hope I do not throw most of it up each time.

[SilentKnight]

Best of luck with that, ASM.

Hope the results are positive. Can't say I envy you downing Papa Smurf's jizz, tho.

[After Shock Media]

Best of luck with that, ASM.

Hope the results are positive. Can't say I envy you downing Papa Smurf's jizz, tho.

I think I would actually rather have his. I said undead smurf jizz. Hm, wasn't smurfette the only smurf created by evil and not a real smurf? Perhaps it would be like her poop if she had creamy diarrhea.

Those puss pocket videos on YouTube look more appetizing if given the choice.

Thanks for the kind words though.

[Nicky]

Just do it, tomorrow it will be over. Good luck.

[RedShoe]

Friend of mine went.. found out he has cancer in both lungs. Outcome, extremely grim.

[After Shock Media]

Just do it, tomorrow it will be over. Good luck.

Oh I will and will do it again and again as often as I am supposed to with check ups.
Just need to freak abit about the liquid - it is that foul.

[media]

Best of Luck ASM!!! Hope all goes well!

[marketsmart]

good luck ASM, hope all goes well...

[After Shock Media]

Friend of mine went.. found out he has cancer in both lungs. Outcome, extremely grim.

Sorry to hear that about your friend.

[seeric]

fuck man that sucks. good luck.

[JaneB]

Charcoal. Mixed with water to drink charcoal. 1 litre. Ever have to detox in a hospital with that? yea... every time I think of it I almost barf. It's.... aw fuck my throat just convulsed. It's fucking awful.

Yes that is awful. In my case they stuck a tube down my throat then put the charcoal in. I could taste that charcoal for weeks after. Yuck.

[JaneB]

I have to go in for a routine cat scan tomorrow which is no big deal. Hell even knowing that I am a super fucking hard IV stick, which always means multiple attempts - does not bother me. Thinking about and waiting for any results also are not even on my mind. Hell I do not even care that the contrast given via IV can cause side effects.

What is eating at me like a hungry bull shark who hasn't eaten in a few months is that I have to drink the Redi-CAT fluid starting tonight. Some 1 1/4 cups latter on tonight, then a light non fatty breakfast if any before 8am and nothing else to eat or drink after that. Then at noon another 1 1/4 cups of it. Then some more when I get there 30 minutes prior to the scan. Technically the rest of it then.

It is a very vile liquid. It is thick like cream. It tastes like what you could imagine an undead smurf would ejaculate - with its fake multi berry masking agent and all. I actually shudder thinking about that liquid. I am fairly certain it could replace water boarding and have a 100% success rate.

Good luck with the cat scan. I hope that everything comes back just fine. That liquid sounds awful.

[Barefootsies]

Good luck toots.

[Ethersync]

good luck man

[HorseShit]

probably tastes like lactulose

[BV]

i know something more vile
got me in a lot of trouble also

[JenniDahling]

I know the nasty stuff hospitals give you to drink in the name of tests... but I must say it beats the injection of radioactive Thalium that burns as it gets injected into the iv. Still doesn't help with your vile deceased smurf jizz. Do what I tell my kids to do, take a big breathe, hold it, down the liquid, count to 5 then exhale. You'll still taste it but it won't be as strong. Good luck my friend and tell Julia I said hello.

[ExLust]

Just keep the positive thinking. Good luck, ASM.

[papill0n]

Ackkk that sounds really intense man. Good luck getting thru that as it sounds really bad.

[Dirty D]

Had to do it once... after not being able to keep any food down.

Definitely not what you want to eat for your first meal in a week.

Glad I have only had to endure this ONCE.

Good Luck man, I feel for ya.

[Tam]

Good luck you, I know what you mean about having to drink nasty shit before testing. When I was pregnant all 4 times, they would make me drink this shit they called Glucola and drink it fast and then poke me every hour for 4 hours...... I absolutely DESPISE needles with every fiber of my being, but drinking that shit would make me so sick. BLAH!!! I am really weird about what I eat and drink and if I taste the medicine in it, I am done for the rest of the damn day.

The catscan isn't so bad, I have had a few of those.. not SO bad. The IV I would have serious issues with too.... it always takes them 3-4 times on me too because those idiots always collapse my veins.

[Martin]

Sounds rough man. I wish ya all the best.

[bausch]

Good luck. I would be more afraid of the iv then drinking vile stuff... I think I can drink pretty much anything but needles really scare me.

I was traumatized for an hour after my blood test. I asked for a butterfly needle and they would not give me one... I don't know why they gave one to the little girl in front of me but not to me! I heard her getting one; they leave the door open so I could hear her asking for one and getting it. When I asked for one the nurse didn't give it to me, she said it was not necessary! I was traumatized for at least 2hours after that... I walked to my car and was still traumatized.. went home and was still traumatized... until i started surfing and then sort of forgot about it.

it didnt even hurt, was just very traumatizing!

[C-Luv]

Yuck, I know what you are going through, best of luck tomorrow.

[pamon]

best of luck...

[Tom_PM]

Medical things scare me stiff

Good luck, keep your spirits up

[After Shock Media]

IV's no issue at all. Even if it requires a few sticks. Oh I also get to go in for a blood draw latter that day at a different office. So I know I will end up stuck real good. Hell I had a few of those long term IV lines that they slide into the inner side of your bicep- yup all 12 inches of tubing and wire. Then they X-ray it to make sure it is in right place and safe. Then they pull the wire out leaving the tube - feels odd to say the least. Also had an arterial line placed into my chest once. They even had to take some of it out a few hours latter (inch or two) cause it kept pinching with each heart beat.

That shit does not phase me.

On other hand 2 hours and about 15 minutes left - EEEEK!

[bu((aneer]

I have to go in for a routine cat scan tomorrow which is no big deal. Hell even knowing that I am a super fucking hard IV stick, which always means multiple attempts - does not bother me. Thinking about and waiting for any results also are not even on my mind. Hell I do not even care that the contrast given via IV can cause side effects.

What is eating at me like a hungry bull shark who hasn't eaten in a few months is that I have to drink the Redi-CAT fluid starting tonight. Some 1 1/4 cups latter on tonight, then a light non fatty breakfast if any before 8am and nothing else to eat or drink after that. Then at noon another 1 1/4 cups of it. Then some more when I get there 30 minutes prior to the scan. Technically the rest of it then.

It is a very vile liquid. It is thick like cream. It tastes like what you could imagine an undead smurf would ejaculate - with its fake multi berry masking agent and all. I actually shudder thinking about that liquid. I am fairly certain it could replace water boarding and have a 100% success rate.

Good luck to you, just out of curiosity how much does a cat scan cost?

[SmokeyTheBear]

i had it done recently too although not sure if its the same stuff. Mine was for imaging my intestines. It was thick white stuff , reminded me of drinking melted plastic, tasted rather chalky and flavourless , not fun at all. Maybe try drinking a small sooter of something like irish cream , then imagine you are guzzling it..

hope all goes well and you dont catch sight of a smurf circle jerk in the doctors closet or something

[After Shock Media]

Good luck to you, just out of curiosity how much does a cat scan cost?

Not horrid thankfully. Last time it was like 400 or something not including blood work, office visit to my Doctor, and urinalysis.

Blood work actually either around same or more, can not recall right now.

[After Shock Media]

i had it done recently too although not sure if its the same stuff. Mine was for imaging my intestines. It was thick white stuff , reminded me of drinking melted plastic, tasted rather chalky and flavourless , not fun at all. Maybe try drinking a small sooter of something like irish cream , then imagine you are guzzling it..

hope all goes well and you dont catch sight of a smurf circle jerk in the doctors closet or something

Tonight I can mask it some as I can eat a small snack or drink something (non fatty) afterwards. So it will be both times tomorrow that will be horrid since no drinks. I will try my old standby of biting a chunk of ginger after I down it. Ginger over rides most tastes and also helps your stomach from heaving. They also said it would not mess with it. Will ask again tomorrow if I can chew a piece and spit it out tomorrow. Do not see why as I know they allowed gum before.

It is more the thought and shit about it. Many bad memories of it and its taste.

[eprater78]

IV's no issue at all. Even if it requires a few sticks. Oh I also get to go in for a blood draw latter that day at a different office. So I know I will end up stuck real good. Hell I had a few of those long term IV lines that they slide into the inner side of your bicep- yup all 12 inches of tubing and wire. Then they X-ray it to make sure it is in right place and safe. Then they pull the wire out leaving the tube - feels odd to say the least. Also had an arterial line placed into my chest once. They even had to take some of it out a few hours latter (inch or two) cause it kept pinching with each heart beat.

That shit does not phase me.

On other hand 2 hours and about 15 minutes left - EEEEK!

Yea, I've had one of those before. It's called a Port. I had to have it for a week to get antibiotics.

[Imortyl Pussycat]

hey sweetie, sorry to hear you're in gag-it-down hell maybe jules could put on some lil distracting shows while you drink it so your not so focused on how disgusting that rotting liquid playdough is. have her give you an incentive each time, that could make it interesting good luck tomorrow, i'll be sending positive vibes your way.

[After Shock Media]

HaHa Julie. Could work, aside from at the imaging place LOL.

[WinstonTriplexcash]

Good luck and I hope drinking the redi-cat will be the worst thing that happens.

[After Shock Media]

Lived through the first round. No vomit - yeah! I do really want to hurl though. Was able to gulp it down in a drink or two. Nose plugged, them big bite of ginger before I unplugged nose. Was not 100% horrid that way. Ginger helped a small tad. Chewed it until medicine taste was gone. Spat out the ginger.

Only downside is my tummy area - intestinal area. It really feels alive almost. Like that feeling you may get when you just ate a whole bunch of Indian food that did not agree with your body much and is letting you know. It is uncomfortable to say the least.

[fuzzylogic]

oh yes, i have had to drink that before. is it so that your insides glow in the cat scan?

i had to drink a glass of it a long time ago and i remember it! oh yes, i sure do.

[Funbrunette]

I have to go in for a routine cat scan tomorrow which is no big deal. Hell even knowing that I am a super fucking hard IV stick, which always means multiple attempts - does not bother me. Thinking about and waiting for any results also are not even on my mind. Hell I do not even care that the contrast given via IV can cause side effects.

What is eating at me like a hungry bull shark who hasn't eaten in a few months is that I have to drink the Redi-CAT fluid starting tonight. Some 1 1/4 cups latter on tonight, then a light non fatty breakfast if any before 8am and nothing else to eat or drink after that. Then at noon another 1 1/4 cups of it. Then some more when I get there 30 minutes prior to the scan. Technically the rest of it then.

It is a very vile liquid. It is thick like cream. It tastes like what you could imagine an undead smurf would ejaculate - with its fake multi berry masking agent and all. I actually shudder thinking about that liquid. I am fairly certain it could replace water boarding and have a 100% success rate.

It's funny you mention that I had the same test last Friday I'll be honest it's no picnic, but once your done hun you'll be happy and hopefully cleared of any bad results. Good luck and chin up!