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Johnny Dangerously |
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No. you're the one that missed my point. That being, this wasn't the movie discussion thread, it was the movie quote thread. I called you an intellectual snob for no reason other than to get a rise out of you. I don't know you, so I have no idea what your personality is like, but the fact you seemed to take offense to name calling on GFY makes me wonder.... maybe you are a snob. (see I did it again) |
"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
"Shop smart... Shop S-Mart!" |
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And no.. I don't know your one about S-mart. |
It reads on a wall:
"One most confront vague ideas with clear images"... |
"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "
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"This is my boomstick" |
It's just murder, man.
All of God's creatures do it, some form or another, I mean, you look in the forest... you got species killing other species. Our species is killin' all the species includin' the forest, and we just call it "industry", not murder. But I know a lot of people who deserve to die. |
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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My wifes fave :
Meanwhile my clock is tickin over hear... |
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too easy |
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Movie RULES |
"The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls."
different movie: "No more yankie my wankie!!" "I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek." |
"Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em."
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner. " |
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You never got "you are like the buzzing of flies to me". "weird guy from ghostbusters".
how about "toe pick" or "not the face, not the fucking face you piece of bitch trash" or "here is a man that could not take it anymore.. the scum, the cunts, the filth.. here is.." ?? |
My all time favorite quote aside from "Tell me kid, ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight"
would have to be: "I am the lord of darkness, I require the solace of the shadows and the darkness of night. Sunshine is my destroyer. All of this shall change. Tonight, the sun sets forever. There shall never be another dawn" |
"Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'."
"Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand." |
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"let's make this not memorable, make love to me now"
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"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."
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Shut up Eric, I'm tired, I'm starved and I'm armed, so don't mess with me!
Miss Congeniality Use it quite often just changing the names:winkwink: |
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"I'll burn this whole motherfucker down! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!"
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"After all, tomorrow is another day!"
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Cindy, I like you just the way you are |
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sick fucking movie |
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-Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
-That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife. -Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife? -She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat. -Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet. -After fucking your wife I'll take two. -All right, you want it in the chest, or the head? -Yeah, that's what your wife said. -Hey, would you stop with the wife shit? -Ask me how fat she is. -Fuck you, man! How fat is she? -She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.:thumbsup |
"but I poop from there!"
"not right now you don't" |
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-1- I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate... -2- Took'em out with a heat seaker...that's pretty sophisticated for a bunch of half-ass mountain boys... -3- He's so hot for me, we give him a whiff of my ass he'll crawl right up in it. 3 quotes to guess... theres my contribution thus far. lol |
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Here's a crossroad with a 100 dollar bill in the middle. at the four ends, there's santa claus, the easter bunny, an affectionate lesbian, and a man-hating dike. who will make it to the bill first. ...
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