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Eric · 10-21-2002, 01:09 PM

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol
content.

Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said,
"Implants?"

I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just
standing up really fast.

Sign In Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live
with.

I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get
elected.

The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no
trade-in value.

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and dumbhead's.
If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes,
make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!!

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been
giving me lately!

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one
busted condom.

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead
rabbits on the highway?

Welcome To Poop Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles!

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

The next time you feel like complaining remember: Your garbage
disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise
words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been

Cheshire · 10-21-2002, 01:57 PM

Ahahahaha!

Wise words...

Wise ASS words!

dimonka · 10-21-2002, 02:06 PM

LOOOOOOOOL :)))))))

Eric · 10-21-2002, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Ahahahaha!

Wise words...

Wise ASS words!

Would you expect anything less from me?

Libertine · 10-21-2002, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

Sad but true...

wsjb78 · 10-21-2002, 03:24 PM

Cool, where did you find those?

Ross · 10-21-2002, 03:32 PM

That cheered me up and even my 15 year old brother liked at as well

thanx !!

Pornwolf · 10-21-2002, 03:57 PM

he he... the girl said ASS.

10-21-2002, 01:09 PM	#1
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Read if you need a good laugh. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said, "Implants?" I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast. Sign In Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..." Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and dumbhead's. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!! I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect. I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been giving me lately! Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom. If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? Welcome To Poop Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles! How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? The next time you feel like complaining remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been __________________ No One

10-21-2002, 01:57 PM	#2
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Ahahahaha! Wise words... Wise ASS words! __________________ just a little bit naughty

10-21-2002, 02:06 PM	#3
dimonka Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 477	LOOOOOOOOL :))))))) __________________ Find out what REBILLS are!

10-21-2002, 03:57 PM	#8
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	he he... the girl said ASS. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

10-21-2002, 03:24 PM	#6
wsjb78 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 594	Cool, where did you find those?

10-21-2002, 03:32 PM	#7
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	That cheered me up and even my 15 year old brother liked at as well thanx !!