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Choder 10-21-2002 11:16 PM

It might have been another Jesus's brother. Like Jesus Murphy.

zombie 10-21-2002 11:30 PM

jesus had a brother. who knew. poor guy. tough act to follow.

theking 10-22-2002 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by Jer
His father (GOD) is brazilian.
Don't you watch the news. The sniper is God. He said so. :winkwink:

Joe Sixpack 10-22-2002 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty


If its new it wouldn't have been carbon dated yet. I don't think bone boxes are consistent with first century Palestinian burial methods, but who knows? Its possible. There is an independant witness, first century Jewish historian Josephus makes reference to James also.

Although it must be noted that there are no undisputed references to Jesus in secular writings of the time.

Joe Sixpack 10-22-2002 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by RMG
Think about it though Fletch...what if hard evidence was found proving the bible and its stories to be true. Would you change your ways or your faith?

I'd have to say I probably would. *shrug*

Would you change your ways if it was the Koran that was proven true with some "hard evidence"?

Would you be getting up before dawn to turn to the east (west?) and pray to Allah?

DemonWolfe 10-22-2002 02:13 AM

Hmmm...

sure would have been easier to keep track of who's who if any of these people had used last names back then.

:winkwink: :winkwink:

ADL Colin 10-22-2002 02:26 AM

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Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty


Its a shame, but many people will fall into superstition because of this.

I don't know about that. I think the typical Christian response will be "Jesus didn't have a brother" and they'll never think about it again.

I don't think any of the various Christian churches have pushed the concept of Jesus walking around with his siblings.

Most Christians that read Galatians 1:19 or similar passages will say "Ahhh .. brother must mean one of the brotherhood of man."

Sunshine McGillicutty 10-22-2002 02:27 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
Although it must be noted that there are no undisputed references to Jesus in secular writings of the time.
Actually there is one. Josephus, the first century Jewish historian, referred to Jesus twice. The first reference iin the Antiquities is an obvious christian interpolation, as it contains things Josephus indicated later he didn't believe. The second is generally accepted as being from the pen of Josephus. Here are the two:

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Antiquities 18:63-64

Now there was about this time Jesus, a wise man if it may be lawful to call him a man, for he was a doer of wonders. A teacher of such men who recieve the truth with pleasure. He drew many after him both of the Jews and Gentiles. He was Christ. When Pilate, at the suggestion of the principal men among us, had condemned him to the cross, those that loved him at the first did not forsake him, for he appeared to them alive again on the third day, as the divine prophets had fortold these and ten thousand other wonderful things about him, and the tribe of Christians, so named from him, are not extinct at this day
This is obviously at least partially a forgery, because we know from his later writings that Josephus did not believe those things about Jesus.

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Antiquities 20. 9.1 199-203

Possessed of such a character, Ananus thought that he had a favorable opportunity because Festus was dead and Albinas was still on the way. And so he convened the judges of the Sanhedrin, and brought before them the brother of Jesus, the one called Christ, whose name was James, and certain others, and accusing them of having transgressed the law delivered them up to be stoned.
This is generally accepted as original.

Christians cite many others; Tacitus, Pliny, the Talmud etc. but they are sketchy at best, and tend to refute the claims being made to boot. If I remember correctly, in Tacitus' reference to Jesus and Christianty he refers to the belief as a "nonsensical superstition" or something similar, as does the Talmud.

Sunshine McGillicutty 10-22-2002 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by Colin


I don't know about that. I think the typical Christian response will be "Jesus didn't have a brother" and they'll never think about it again.

I don't think any of the various Christian churches have pushed the concept of Jesus walking around with his siblings.

Most Christians that read Galatians 1:19 or similar passages will say "Ahhh .. brother must mean one of the brotherhood of man."

Correct my if I'm wrong, but isn't it only the Catholics who have a problem with Jesus having brothers? The dogma of the perpetual viginity of Mary, or some such?

In that case, the protestant fundies will have a field day with it.

ADL Colin 10-22-2002 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty


coitus ergo sum


Never noticed that tagline before. ;-)

Did you know Josephus was also a military commander?

Another point is that Josephus was born about the same time Jesus died. He wrote a good generation after Jesus had died.

ADL Colin 10-22-2002 02:38 AM

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Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty


Correct my if I'm wrong, but isn't it only the Catholics who have a problem with Jesus having brothers? The dogma of the perpetual viginity of Mary, or some such?

In that case, the protestant fundies will have a field day with it.

Not sure. I grew up attending Baptist Church and never once heard anything about Jesus' siblings until after I abandoned religion.

Sunshine McGillicutty 10-22-2002 02:47 AM

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Originally posted by Colin


Never noticed that tagline before. ;-)

Did you know Josephus was also a military commander?

Another point is that Josephus was born about the same time Jesus died. He wrote a good generation after Jesus had died.

Yeah, I'm somewhat familiar with Josephus from comparitive religion classes and personal study. That second passage is considered reliable for the reason that Josephus was a decent historian othewise, he had no reason to lie about Jesus, and it does not bear the crass exaggerations of other xtian forgeries.

There is always the possibility both passages are the result of later xtian interpolations, but I don't see much reason for believing the 2nd one is.

Joe Sixpack 10-22-2002 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by Colin


Never noticed that tagline before. ;-)

Did you know Josephus was also a military commander?

Another point is that Josephus was born about the same time Jesus died. He wrote a good generation after Jesus had died.

One thing that bothers me about these quotes from Josephus is that even if both of them are authentic why wouldn't Jesus, who created quite a stir at the time surrounding his crucifiction, get more than one or two quotes from one Jewish historian. To me, it seems absurd especially since he openly went around proclaiming that he was the son of God and supposedly performing all kinds of wondrous miracles.

Personally, I think the whole thing absolutely screams "myth". The Jesus story contains all the hallmarks of a classic myth. A miraculous birth, a humble and chaste life and a sacrificial death. I reckon its the greatest con in the last 2000 years.

Religion is simply another monkey mankind needs to throw off its back.

Sunshine McGillicutty 10-22-2002 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by Colin


Not sure. I grew up attending Baptist Church and never once heard anything about Jesus' siblings until after I abandoned religion.

I got dragged around Evangelical churches for most of my childhood and early teens. I remember hearing references to Jesus' family, including his brother, but they never figured prominently in the lessons. Funnily enough, the xtian summer camp my parents shipped me off to in the summer was the first place I got high on weed, drunk, and laid.

How old were you when you decided to abandon religion?

ADL Colin 10-22-2002 03:08 AM

To believe that there never was any historical figure named Jesus, one would really have to ask why Paul was running all around the Empire proselytizing and writing letters to any church/synagogue that he could.

So much effort.

Without a historical Jesus, Paul is an even more interesting figure in history. What were his motives
if there was no Jesus (or was he duped?) ? Why were there enough trouble some Christians already by c. 35 AD that Paul was ordered to arrest them? Why did Paul convert?

Paul must have been a hell of a well-networked man. He seemed to have really had some good connections in Rome.

[Labret] 10-22-2002 03:14 AM

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Originally posted by Colin
To believe that there never was any historical figure named Jesus, one would really have to ask why Paul was running all around the Empire proselytizing and writing letters to any church/synagogue that he could.

So much effort.

Without a historical Jesus, Paul is an even more interesting figure in history. What were his motives
if there was no Jesus (or was he duped?) ? Why were there enough trouble some Christians already by c. 35 AD that Paul was ordered to arrest them? Why did Paul convert?

Paul must have been a hell of a well-networked man. He seemed to have really had some good connections in Rome.

The book of Acts answers every questions you just asked.

You have never heard the Paul on the road to Damascus conversion story?

Paul was on his way to Damascus to kill some christians when he was struck by a blinding light, fell to the ground, and heard Jesus ask him "Paul, Paul, why are you so cruel to me?". yada yada, Paul is now blind and upon reaching Damascus is cured of his blindness by whom? Christians of course.

Joe Sixpack 10-22-2002 03:17 AM

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Originally posted by Colin
To believe that there never was any historical figure named Jesus, one would really have to ask why Paul was running all around the Empire proselytizing and writing letters to any church/synagogue that he could.

So much effort.

Without a historical Jesus, Paul is an even more interesting figure in history. What were his motives
if there was no Jesus (or was he duped?) ? Why were there enough trouble some Christians already by c. 35 AD that Paul was ordered to arrest them? Why did Paul convert?

Paul must have been a hell of a well-networked man. He seemed to have really had some good connections in Rome.

But this still doesn't answer why Jesus didn't get more than two fleeting mentions (at most) in the writing of Josephus. And there are those that still dispute those.

I don't believe you can use The Bible as its own proof, you must look to other sources to verify people and events. What I want to know is when is comes to Jesus, where are they?

ADL Colin 10-22-2002 03:21 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


One thing that bothers me about these quotes from Josephus is that even if both of them are authentic why wouldn't Jesus, who created quite a stir at the time surrounding his crucifiction, get more than one or two quotes from one Jewish historian. To me, it seems absurd especially since he openly went around proclaiming that he was the son of God and supposedly performing all kinds of wondrous miracles.

Personally, I think the whole thing absolutely screams "myth". The Jesus story contains all the hallmarks of a classic myth. A miraculous birth, a humble and chaste life and a sacrificial death. I reckon its the greatest con in the last 2000 years.

Religion is simply another monkey mankind needs to throw off its back.

Those were rough times in Judaea. There were many supposed messiahs at the time and a historical Jesus might not have stood out against them but also consider that Caligula, Claudius, and Nero might have put a damper on writings. Nero was persecuting them. Caligula declared himself a God. Then there was Herod Agrippa. More persecutions.

How many Jewish historians living in Judaea at the time have writings that have survived? How many historians would have dared to write about
such a blaspemous sect at the time and risked their life to do so?

Sunshine McGillicutty 10-22-2002 03:21 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
One thing that bothers me about these quotes from Josephus is that even if both of them are authentic why wouldn't Jesus, who created quite a stir at the time surrounding his crucifiction, get more than one or two quotes from one Jewish historian.

To me, it seems absurd especially since he openly went around proclaiming that he was the son of God and supposedly performing all kinds of wondrous miracles.

Many christians would likely respond "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence" and accuse you of arguing from silence. I agree tho. If Jesus was who Christians today claimed he was, and performed the miracles he they say he perfomed, then we can reasonably expect that he should have garnered far more attention than he did.

There might not been much of a stir surrounding his crucifixtion though. There were many "messiahs" who claims to be the savior of the Jews in first century Judea. Jesus was probably considered just another insurrectionist, a minor figure until his followers increased their numbers sevreral centuries later.

Remember that Christianity didn't REALLY begin to grow until the 3rd century.

The most parsimonious explanation, in my opinion anyway, is that there was a Jesus who taught iand was crucified n the first century, but he was not the son of god, and he didn't perform many of the 'miracles' attributed to him by overzealous followers long after his death.

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Personally, I think the whole thing absolutely screams "myth". The Jesus story contains all the hallmarks of a classic myth. A miraculous birth, a humble and chaste life and a sacrificial death. I reckon its the greatest con in the last 2000 years.
I agree. The virgin birth story itself is a gross distortion of the OT passage that purportedly 'prophesied' it. It was obviously written by a simpleton attempting to justify his belief by twisting the meaning of various OT passages.

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[B]Religion is simply another monkey mankind needs to throw off its back. [B]
Dunno if I'd cast the net that wide.. I think some forms of religion can be good for certain kinds of people. Conservative forms of Christianity seem to persist so pervasively because conservative xtian evangelists (at least in the US) are skilled at keeping the sheeple away from modern biblical scholarship.

ADL Colin 10-22-2002 03:29 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]


The book of Acts answers every questions you just asked.

You have never heard the Paul on the road to Damascus conversion story?

Paul was on his way to Damascus to kill some christians when he was struck by a blinding light, fell to the ground, and heard Jesus ask him "Paul, Paul, why are you so cruel to me?". yada yada, Paul is now blind and upon reaching Damascus is cured of his blindness by whom? Christians of course.

Yes, and that still begs the questions where did these original Christians come from? If no man (Mr. Jesus) lived that was their founder, who made it all up and why?

[Labret] 10-22-2002 03:32 AM

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Originally posted by Colin


Yes, and that still begs the questions where did these original Christians come from? If no man (Mr. Jesus) lived that was their founder, who made it all up and why?

Oh, there is no doubt Jesus (Yeshua) existed. You cannot find any historical records of probably 98% of the prophets wandering the wilderness. Rome was occupying Israel, the zealots were in overdrive, everyone was looking for the savior mentioned in OT prophecy. Many came and claimed to be the one. Alot of them undoubtedly had followers. Evidently Jesus made more of an impact on his.

There was a small Church composed of the original disciples spread around the area. They were not Christians, they were Jews. They felt no need to spread the word so to speak because they all expected that the Kingdom of God that Jesus spoke of, was coming soon. Very soon.

And Jesus said...
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Luke 9:27: "But I say to you truthfully, there are some of those standing here who shall not taste death until they see the kingdom of God."




What happened?

Sunshine McGillicutty 10-22-2002 03:34 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]



What happened? [/B]
Jesus was full of shit, but they refused to believe it?

Evidence for this: Much of Christian theology is to this day dedicated to explaining away the stuff in the bible that if taken literally to any degree would falsify xtianity.

ADL Colin 10-22-2002 03:36 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

There was a small Church composed of the original disciples spread around the area. They were not Christians, they were Jews. They felt no need to spread the word so to speak because they all expected that the Kingdom of God that Jesus spoke of, was coming soon. Very soon.
[/B]
So you believe there was a figure named Jesus then?

[Labret] 10-22-2002 03:38 AM

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Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty


Jesus was full of shit, but they refused to believe it?

Evidence for this: Much of Christian theology is to this day dedicated to explaining away the stuff in the bible that if taken literally to any degree would falsify xtianity.

Bah. Kneejerk response.

Nobody said the Kingdom of God that Jesus spoke of was a physical one. Many feel that Jesus was speaking about the spiritual Kingdom of God (the church) that would be established before those around him would "taste death". Which it was.

ADL Colin 10-22-2002 03:38 AM

Labret,

So you believe the same thing I do then.

Now I am not even sure why you responded to me.

[Labret] 10-22-2002 03:39 AM

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Originally posted by Colin


So you believe there was a figure named Jesus then?

For sure.

Sunshine McGillicutty 10-22-2002 03:41 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]


Bah. Kneejerk response.

Nobody said the Kingdom of God that Jesus spoke of was a physical one. Many feel that Jesus was speaking about the spiritual Kingdom of God (the church) that would be established before those around him would "taste death".

Many feel that because they want to believe in spite of the facts. The Messianic Prophecies in the OT state that when the Messiah comes he will establish his kingdom and rule on earth.

This is why Christians invented the "second coming." Obviously jesus did not fulfill the prophecies the first time around, so why not give him a second chance? :winkwink:

[Labret] 10-22-2002 03:46 AM

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Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty


Many feel that because they want to believe in spite of the facts. The Messianic Prophecies in the OT state that when the Messiah comes he will establish his kingdom and rule on earth.



And that literal translation of OT prophecy is why Judaism denies the divinty of Jesus.

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This is why Christians invented the "second coming." Obviously jesus did not fulfill the prophecies the first time around, so why not give him a second chance? :winkwink:

You can blame that on Jesus himself. He said he was coming back. They just listening to what he said. The second coming idea was not invented by christians.

Joe Sixpack 10-22-2002 03:46 AM

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Originally posted by Colin


Yes, and that still begs the questions where did these original Christians come from? If no man (Mr. Jesus) lived that was their founder, who made it all up and why?

Cults develop all the time. Look at the likes of Jim Jones, David Koresh and L. Ron Hubbard. Of course, starting up a cult these days is a lof harder. Science has, to a large extent, thrown a wet blanket on the fire of superstition. It still exists today, of course, but not to the same degree as it did in Jesus' day.

The biblical Jesus could have been based on an individual who went by that name at the time. I'm not ruling that out. All I'm saying is if that's the case then we don't really have much of a chance of ever knowing who Jesus really was or what he was like.

The Bible is the Hollywood Jesus who performs miracles, casts out the money changers and hangs out with prostitutes and lepers etc. Surely this has to be taken with a grain of salt, especially since the New Testament wasn't even started until anywhere up to a century after the supposed crucifiction of Jesus.

And we have two brief quotes from Josephus on the side of the secular historians which doesn't really amount to much.

If Jesus did exist we'll probably never know anything much about him.

mika 10-22-2002 03:47 AM

"You will never get the crowd to cry Hosanna until you ride into town on an ass. "


(inspired by quiet - thank you)

Sunshine McGillicutty 10-22-2002 03:54 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
You can blame that on Jesus himself. He said he was coming back. They just listening to what he said, not so much as inventing something.
More accurately, they said that he said he was coming back. In any case, granting the accuracy of the Gospel report on that matter, I agree partially. They would have listened and believed, but after the promised coming of the Kingdom did not happen, then what? It was then that some believers chose to start inventing "second comings" and other such nonsense to explain the faliures of Jesus promises, rather than admit they were simply mistaken.

Its for that reason that I feel they bear a great deal of the responsibility. Its one thing to be overly credulous, its another to then participate in deliberately misleading others because of an inability to own up to ones own folly.

ADL Colin 10-22-2002 04:02 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
[B]

The biblical Jesus could have been based on an individual who went by that name at the time. I'm not ruling that out. All I'm saying is if that's the case then we don't really have much of a chance of ever knowing who Jesus really was or what he was like.
I agree with that.

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since the New Testament wasn't even started until anywhere up to a century after the supposed crucifiction of Jesus.
It is generally believed that Paul started writing his letters to the church around 50 AD. They're in the New Testament. Anyway, Paul was dead by about 67 AD, so it didn't take that long for the Christian Machine to start chugging.

ADL Colin 10-22-2002 04:10 AM

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Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty


More accurately, they said that he said he was coming back. In any case, granting the accuracy of the Gospel report on that matter, I agree partially. They would have listened and believed, but after the promised coming of the Kingdom did not happen, then what? It was then that some believers chose to start inventing "second comings" and other such nonsense to explain the faliures of Jesus promises, rather than admit they were simply mistaken.

Its for that reason that I feel they bear a great deal of the responsibility. Its one thing to be overly credulous, its another to then participate in deliberately misleading others because of an inability to own up to ones own folly.

In the 1950's, the psychologist Leon Festinger infiltrated a cult that believed the end of the world was coming in order to study the group. He wrote a book about it called "When Prophecy Fails". When the end of the world didn't come on the predicted date, instead of admitting they were mistaken, they went out to seek new converts. This was said to be an attempt to seek "social proof". If they could convince others, they must be right.

quiet 10-22-2002 04:14 AM

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Originally posted by mika
"You will never get the crowd to cry Hosanna until you ride into town on an ass. "


(inspired by quiet - thank you)

haha Assorted Opinions and Maxims i believe

Sunshine McGillicutty 10-22-2002 04:21 AM

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Originally posted by Colin


In the 1950's, the psychologist Leon Festinger infiltrated a cult that believed the end of the world was coming in order to study the group. He wrote a book about it called "When Prophecy Fails". When the end of the world didn't come on the predicted date, instead of admitting they were mistaken, they went out to seek new converts. This was said to be an attempt to seek "social proof". If they could convince others, they must be right.

I wonder if we're the only species in the universe with the ability to decieve ourselves so thoroughly? CS Lewis once speculated that perhaps the astronomical distances between galaxies exist as gods way of quarantining homo sapiens sapiens from other forms of life.

I admire his imagination, but not his theology. :)

mika 10-22-2002 04:29 AM

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Originally posted by Colin


In the 1950's, the psychologist Leon Festinger infiltrated a cult that believed the end of the world was coming in order to study the group. He wrote a book about it called "When Prophecy Fails". When the end of the world didn't come on the predicted date, instead of admitting they were mistaken, they went out to seek new converts. This was said to be an attempt to seek "social proof". If they could convince others, they must be right.

Failure of one prediction could have potentially destroyed the coherency of the whole of their belief system. People need proof, when one proof fails, they move to the next

Sunshine McGillicutty 10-22-2002 04:36 AM

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Originally posted by Colin


In the 1950's, the psychologist Leon Festinger...

While we're talking about psychologists, have you ever heard of Phil Zimbardo? Zimbardo used to do a humorous and insightful late night spot on the local cable channel about unethical psychological experiements and what they revealed about human nature.

Maybe not surprisingly, he conducted a large and ethically questionable psychological experiement himself:

http://www.prisonexp.org/

Very interesting reading :)

quiet 10-22-2002 04:42 AM

has anyone heard of Stanley Milgram - and his experiments focusing on human obedience to authority?

since the thread has already shifted towards psychology :glugglug

mika 10-22-2002 04:45 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
has anyone heard of Stanley Milgram - and his experiments focusing on human obedience to authority?

since the thread has already shifted towards psychology :glugglug

Yep. The electric shock tests.

ADL Colin 10-22-2002 04:45 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
has anyone heard of Stanley Milgram - and his experiments focusing on human obedience to authority?

since the thread has already shifted towards psychology :glugglug

Yeah .. he researched where I went to school ... though he was dead by that time.


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