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the content guy · 07-03-2008, 12:25 PM

An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, 'Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?'

Martha replied, 'Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.

Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, 'I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?''

Martha said, 'The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?'

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, 'I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?'

Martha asked, 'And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.'

'I recall that,' said Henry. 'And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time.'

'Alright,' Martha said. 'So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes???

czarina · 07-03-2008, 12:28 PM

awesome one! Good girl, Martha

nosey · 07-03-2008, 12:30 PM

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 07-03-2008, 12:33 PM

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ADL Eddie · 07-03-2008, 12:35 PM

pornguy · 07-03-2008, 01:00 PM

Ha. Someone posted that a few months ago, but its still funny

96ukssob · 07-03-2008, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Eddie

sniperwolf · 07-03-2008, 01:12 PM

ROLF! Good one!

Scott McD · 07-03-2008, 01:17 PM

Damn slut!

I bet she did anal too...

VeriSexy · 07-03-2008, 08:16 PM

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tranza · 07-04-2008, 07:25 AM

Very good one!

woj · 07-04-2008, 08:49 AM

carol.prime · 07-04-2008, 09:12 AM

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07-03-2008, 12:25 PM	#1
the content guy Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: HardTimesStudios.com Posts: 694	A Good Golf Wife An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, 'Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?' Martha replied, 'Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason. Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, 'I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'' Martha said, 'The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?' Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, 'I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?' Martha asked, 'And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.' 'I recall that,' said Henry. 'And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time.' 'Alright,' Martha said. 'So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes??? __________________ ROY THE CONTENT GUY - ICQ 588-051 -

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