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Old 07-03-2008, 11:20 AM   #1
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Thursday's Joke

One morning a man is golfing when he meets a woman on the course. He finds her attractive, and he asks her if she?d like to play with him. So they play a round, and she wins by five strokes. Sensing the guy?s embarrassment, the woman offers to accompany him to the parking lot and give him a blow job in her car to make him feel better.

For the rest of the week, they play together every morning. The woman wins by five or six strokes each time, then gives the guy a blow job in the parking lot. That weekend he invites her to his house for a romantic dinner.

She arrives and blurts out, ?I must confess something to you. I?m a transvestite. I?m really a man.?

?You son of a bitch!? the guy replies. ?You?ve been hitting off the women?s tee all week!?
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Old 07-03-2008, 11:23 AM   #2
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Old 07-03-2008, 11:25 AM   #3
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not bad...
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Old 07-03-2008, 12:59 PM   #4
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ROFL!

that's fine at least he enjoyed the BJ! lol
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Old 07-03-2008, 01:00 PM   #5
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haha I wasn't expecting that one!
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Old 07-03-2008, 01:09 PM   #6
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lmao good one...
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Old 07-03-2008, 01:12 PM   #7
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LOL good one
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Old 07-03-2008, 01:12 PM   #8
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At least it was only a bj.

I'd have accepted too...
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Old 07-03-2008, 01:19 PM   #9
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Lol, funny stuff...
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Old 07-03-2008, 03:15 PM   #10
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LOL Nice.
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Old 07-03-2008, 04:21 PM   #11
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Old 07-03-2008, 08:17 PM   #12
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lol..gave me a chuckle
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:58 PM   #13
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lol.. he should be thankful!
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:02 PM   #14
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Heh heh...damn poofter
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:17 PM   #15
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:23 PM   #16
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:32 PM   #17
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:32 PM   #18
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:35 PM   #19
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