The Ultimate XXX Boat Races Team: Penny Flame, PornoDan, TheHand, Jerry, & Myself! - GoFuckYourself.com

RyuLion · 07-01-2008, 09:37 AM

We have put together a unstoppable, unbeatable team of hardcore drinkers!
and with a hottie/trouble maker like Penny Flame..well I don't need to explain how much everyone is going suffer..

Just look at the rules:
1. Teams: Teams consist of 5 players. Team members stand side by side facing their opposing team. The last person, on the left side is designated as the "anchor."

2. Alcohol: Each person is given one full beer; the usual sized beer will be 12-16oz, but depends on event host.

3. Start: The judges call the race to begin with: "Racers ready! Judges ready! 3-2-1 Drink!"

4. How: When the race has begun, the first racer on each team begins to drink his or her beer. Only once the first racer has completely finished his or her beer by inverting it over one's head ? the second racer begins his or her beer.

5. The Race: The race continues in the same manner until all beers have been completed. Each racer begins the race with one glass of beer, the race progresses down the team until the anchor, who sits in the final position, has finished his or her beer.

6. Spillage: Spillage of beers is not allowed. If spillage occurs an additional beer will be given to the violating racer to drink immediately following the race or face disqualification.

7. Competition: Teams will be broken into competitive bracket formation and structured accordingly.

8. Prizes: A cash prize is awarded to the 1st and 2nd place teams. If an all female team comes in 1st, the 2nd place team forfeits their prize and it is awarded to the 1st place team, because, well, you got beat by girls!

Register here:
http://www.xxxironman.com/registration.html

Rochard · 07-01-2008, 09:41 AM

Good luck beating out Vegas Ken and his team of wine cooler drinkers!!!

AK · 07-01-2008, 09:47 AM

i hate to have to play back to back to back games in the finals.
post another dream team!

RyuLion · 07-01-2008, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Good luck beating out Vegas Ken and his team of wine cooler drinkers!!!

are you kidding me? I thought these were beer only games..

Meeper · 07-01-2008, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Good luck beating out Vegas Ken and his team of wine cooler drinkers!!!

Hey now just because Ken loves wine coolers doesn't mean his team does ;D

although they are rather yummy

errrrrr......

Moe · 07-01-2008, 10:03 AM

Sounds like a tough team to beat!

AK · 07-01-2008, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilAngelNick

Hey now just because Ken loves wine coolers doesn't mean his team does ;D

although they are rather yummy

errrrrr......

all i can say to him is ...
"You Ken Do it!!!!!"

tranza · 07-01-2008, 10:07 AM

Good luck men!

RyuLion · 07-01-2008, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilAngelNick

Hey now just because Ken loves wine coolers doesn't mean his team does ;D

although they are rather yummy

errrrrr......

oh ok..

RyuLion · 07-01-2008, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

Good luck men!

+ a hottie..

Meeper · 07-01-2008, 10:24 AM

My team will be ready for the competition. We are all in intense training programs atm, preparing for this event.

RyuLion · 07-01-2008, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilAngelNick

My team will be ready for the competition. We are all in intense training programs atm, preparing for this event.

you guys doing atm?

munki · 07-01-2008, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

you guys doing atm?

thehand · 07-01-2008, 10:41 AM

Nice

I'm in training ....

Rochard · 07-01-2008, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Moe H

Sounds like a tough team to beat!

Well, at least they have a girl on their team... That seems to be the proper way to win the IronMan events!

Porno Dan · 07-01-2008, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK

i hate to have to play back to back to back games in the finals.
post another dream team!

Bring it don't sing it. We are ready to pound some beers.

IntenseJerry · 07-01-2008, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK

i hate to have to play back to back to back games in the finals.
post another dream team!

No kidding... Like I said earlier AK, there may be one semi-healthy liver between all of us.

Hope there is EMS standing by... J

RyuLion · 07-01-2008, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IntenseJerry

No kidding... Like I said earlier AK, there may be one semi-healthy liver between all of us.

Hope there is EMS standing by... J

We won't need a EMS they will..specially after the first round..

JenniDahling · 07-01-2008, 11:52 AM

Quote:

8. Prizes: A cash prize is awarded to the 1st and 2nd place teams. If an all female team comes in 1st, the 2nd place team forfeits their prize and it is awarded to the 1st place team, because, well, you got beat by girls!

Register here:
http://www.xxxironman.com/registration.html

Vegas Ken · 07-01-2008, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Good luck beating out Vegas Ken and his team of wine cooler drinkers!!!

OMG that made me laugh!

seeric · 07-01-2008, 12:13 PM

I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys here.

If you drink the way you know I can. DRINK LOTS OF WATER in that heat!

I hear that it's going to be more than 115 on a few days of the show.

Alchohol dehydrates you. Don't get heat exhaustion. DRINK LOTS OF WATER!

I don't want any of my peoples going to the hospital with an IV in them.

I wish I could be there to remind everyone to drink water. I will tell KROSH to keep announcing it.

Very Important! Have a good time!

RyuLion · 07-01-2008, 01:06 PM

thanks for that reminder Eric..
I remember that from last year, a lesson to be learned..

IntenseJerry · 07-01-2008, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys here.

If you drink the way you know I can. DRINK LOTS OF WATER in that heat!

I hear that it's going to be more than 115 on a few days of the show.

Alchohol dehydrates you. Don't get heat exhaustion. DRINK LOTS OF WATER!

I don't want any of my peoples going to the hospital with an IV in them.

I wish I could be there to remind everyone to drink water. I will tell KROSH to keep announcing it.

Very Important! Have a good time!

Great advice... We will drink one for you

. Thanks... J

RyuLion · 07-01-2008, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IntenseJerry

Great advice... We will drink one for you

. Thanks... J

are you being sarcastic again?

seeric · 07-01-2008, 02:42 PM

bump for drunken drinking in the sun.

RyuLion · 07-01-2008, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

bump for drunken drinking in the sun.

I don't get drunk when I drink! WTH are you talking about?

RyuLion · 07-01-2008, 04:55 PM

night crew..

Porno Dan · 07-01-2008, 07:19 PM

Penny and I have been training all day - in the words of Yogi Berra

"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."

RyuLion · 07-02-2008, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

Penny and I have been training all day - in the words of Yogi Berra

"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."

Porno Dan · 07-03-2008, 12:41 AM

Our team nutritionist Shameless and I were out pounding Miller Lite at Hooters getting ready for the battle.

In words of Yogi Berra

"It's like deja-vu, all over again."

RyuLion · 07-03-2008, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

Our team nutritionist Shameless and I were out pounding Miller Lite at Hooters getting ready for the battle.

In words of Yogi Berra

"It's like deja-vu, all over again."

so that means you're still drunk right now..

trishauptown · 07-03-2008, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Good luck beating out Vegas Ken and his team of wine cooler drinkers!!!

I need to be on the wine cooler team.....lol!!!

Porno Dan · 07-03-2008, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

so that means you're still drunk right now..

I am under a very strict training program.

Our personal trainer Just Dave ordered me to go out to Hooters last night to eat with our nutritionist Shamless to eat as many chicken wings as possible.

Our spirtual advisor Airek told me it would help to stay focused in my mission to drink beer as fast as possible in an environment with lots of hot young girls.

thehand · 07-03-2008, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

I am under a very strict training program.

Our personal trainer Just Dave ordered me to go out to Hooters last night to eat with our nutritionist Shamless to eat as many chicken wings as possible.

Our spirtual advisor Airek told me it would help to stay focused in my mission to drink beer as fast as possible in an environment with lots of hot young girls.

Jerry and I will be holding practice sessions at " Casa de Handos" in Malibu Canyon all week - tonight will be having poker & beer, Friday golf & beer and Saturday UFC & beer - feel free to join us fellow dream-teamer!

RyuLion · 07-03-2008, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trishauptown

I need to be on the wine cooler team.....lol!!!

I need to bite a better ass in my Avatar..hint hint..

silvercash amber · 07-03-2008, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Good luck beating out Vegas Ken and his team of wine cooler drinkers!!!

haha we are champs are team is taking it

RyuLion · 07-03-2008, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thehand

Jerry and I will be holding practice sessions at " Casa de Handos" in Malibu Canyon all week - tonight will be having poker & beer, Friday golf & beer and Saturday UFC & beer - feel free to join us fellow dream-teamer!

Irony is so GRAND!
The same thing came to mind last night as my insomnia continued here in MX. If only I was in SD this weekend..

Meeper · 07-03-2008, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silvercash amber

haha we are champs our team is taking it

what she said :D

RyuLion · 07-03-2008, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silvercash amber

haha we are champs are team is taking it

I welcome your confidence..

Porno Dan · 07-03-2008, 01:01 PM

I am off go get my AIM test then its back to my rigourous training schedule.

Our personal trainer Just Dave, nutritionist Shamless, and spirtul advisor Airek feel that I ready to move up to chugging pitchers today.

RyuLion · 07-03-2008, 01:06 PM

I have way more hair than Steve because of all the beer I've been drinking..

IntenseJerry · 07-03-2008, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilAngelNick

what she said :D

OK, that's it... We are taking our training to a new level...No beer mugs or glasses...

Pitchers and Kegs only...

Then most likely a liver transplant after XBIZ...

07-01-2008, 09:37 AM	#1
RyuLion ClubDomCash.com Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 32,313	The Ultimate XXX Boat Races Team: Penny Flame, PornoDan, TheHand, Jerry, & Myself! We have put together a unstoppable, unbeatable team of hardcore drinkers! and with a hottie/trouble maker like Penny Flame..well I don't need to explain how much everyone is going suffer.. Just look at the rules: 1. Teams: Teams consist of 5 players. Team members stand side by side facing their opposing team. The last person, on the left side is designated as the "anchor." 2. Alcohol: Each person is given one full beer; the usual sized beer will be 12-16oz, but depends on event host. 3. Start: The judges call the race to begin with: "Racers ready! Judges ready! 3-2-1 Drink!" 4. How: When the race has begun, the first racer on each team begins to drink his or her beer. Only once the first racer has completely finished his or her beer by inverting it over one's head ? the second racer begins his or her beer. 5. The Race: The race continues in the same manner until all beers have been completed. Each racer begins the race with one glass of beer, the race progresses down the team until the anchor, who sits in the final position, has finished his or her beer. 6. Spillage: Spillage of beers is not allowed. If spillage occurs an additional beer will be given to the violating racer to drink immediately following the race or face disqualification. 7. Competition: Teams will be broken into competitive bracket formation and structured accordingly. 8. Prizes: A cash prize is awarded to the 1st and 2nd place teams. If an all female team comes in 1st, the 2nd place team forfeits their prize and it is awarded to the 1st place team, because, well, you got beat by girls! Register here: http://www.xxxironman.com/registration.html __________________ Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995 AVN 2026 Pic Gallery Last edited by RyuLion; 07-01-2008 at 09:38 AM..

07-01-2008, 09:41 AM	#2
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 75,074	Good luck beating out Vegas Ken and his team of wine cooler drinkers!!! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders

07-01-2008, 09:47 AM	#3
AK MadZuma Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: California Posts: 6,436	i hate to have to play back to back to back games in the finals. post another dream team! __________________ Alfonsus Kusuma (AK) ak at madzuma.com skype me - alfonsus.com

07-01-2008, 10:03 AM	#6
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07-01-2008, 10:07 AM	#8
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07-01-2008, 10:24 AM	#11
Meeper Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Beverly Hills, CA Posts: 2,642	My team will be ready for the competition. We are all in intense training programs atm, preparing for this event. __________________ *Nick "Meeper"* Amoroso [SIZE="1"] Hustler.com / BarelyLegal.com / HustlersReviews.com / HustlerTube.com / HustlerShare.com**

07-01-2008, 10:41 AM	#14
thehand 235 Pound Gorilla Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,467	Nice I'm in training .... __________________ Tim Siner Who the Fu#k is TimSiner?

07-01-2008, 12:13 PM	#21
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys here. If you drink the way you know I can. DRINK LOTS OF WATER in that heat! I hear that it's going to be more than 115 on a few days of the show. Alchohol dehydrates you. Don't get heat exhaustion. DRINK LOTS OF WATER! I don't want any of my peoples going to the hospital with an IV in them. I wish I could be there to remind everyone to drink water. I will tell KROSH to keep announcing it. Very Important! Have a good time!

07-01-2008, 01:06 PM	#22
RyuLion ClubDomCash.com Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 32,313	thanks for that reminder Eric.. I remember that from last year, a lesson to be learned.. __________________ Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995 AVN 2026 Pic Gallery

07-01-2008, 02:42 PM	#25
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	bump for drunken drinking in the sun.

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RyuLion ClubDomCash.com Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 32,313	night crew.. __________________ Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995 AVN 2026 Pic Gallery

07-01-2008, 07:19 PM	#28
Porno Dan Court Jester Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Budapest Posts: 6,342	Penny and I have been training all day - in the words of Yogi Berra "You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you." __________________ Reality TV Star, AVN Hall of Fame, Five-Time XBIZ Winner 2021 XBIZ Europe Winner Best Director Site Promote the sites where members get paid to get laid by their favorite porn stars

07-03-2008, 12:41 AM	#30
Porno Dan Court Jester Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Budapest Posts: 6,342	Our team nutritionist Shameless and I were out pounding Miller Lite at Hooters getting ready for the battle. In words of Yogi Berra "It's like deja-vu, all over again." __________________ Reality TV Star, AVN Hall of Fame, Five-Time XBIZ Winner 2021 XBIZ Europe Winner Best Director Site Promote the sites where members get paid to get laid by their favorite porn stars

07-03-2008, 01:01 PM	#40
Porno Dan Court Jester Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Budapest Posts: 6,342	I am off go get my AIM test then its back to my rigourous training schedule. Our personal trainer Just Dave, nutritionist Shamless, and spirtul advisor Airek feel that I ready to move up to chugging pitchers today. __________________ Reality TV Star, AVN Hall of Fame, Five-Time XBIZ Winner 2021 XBIZ Europe Winner Best Director Site Promote the sites where members get paid to get laid by their favorite porn stars

07-03-2008, 01:06 PM	#41
RyuLion ClubDomCash.com Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 32,313	Fyi I have way more hair than Steve because of all the beer I've been drinking.. __________________ Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995 AVN 2026 Pic Gallery