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eru · 10-21-2002, 01:06 AM

Listen bub -- You always post a lot of pics of your girls but they are always UGLY. No offense, but they all look like 40 year old ex-porn stars.. maybe they are!

hahmike · 10-21-2002, 01:08 AM

just woke up. but i sure wouldn't mind rolling around under the sheets with the serg chick, this morning.

Serge_Oprano · 10-21-2002, 01:12 AM

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Originally posted by eru
Listen bub -- You always post a lot of pics of your girls but they are always UGLY. No offense, but they all look like 40 year old ex-porn stars.. maybe they are!

eru,
what can I tell you?

I love women in all shapes and forms,
I am not a prefectionist,
I don't wait for Playboy model come my way, masturbating at Hustler magazine.

do you masturbate when your "bunnies" are not available?

Serge_Oprano · 10-21-2002, 01:13 AM

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Originally posted by hahmike
just woke up. but i sure wouldn't mind rolling around under the sheets with the serg chick, this morning.

I don't think so...she is happily married to Phil,
one of the biggest content producers and has a pair of beautiful daughters.

pipp · 10-21-2002, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by eru
Listen bub -- You always post a lot of pics of your girls but they are always UGLY. No offense, but they all look like 40 year old ex-porn stars.. maybe they are!

That's because the pictures ARE old. I have seen most off those pictures serge is posting years ago. Notice how he stil has black hair in that photo if you dig up some recent photos from one off the lates trade shows. Serge got gray hear

No offence serge

Serge_Oprano · 10-21-2002, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by pipp

That's because the pictures ARE old. I have seen most off those pictures serge is posting years ago. Notice how he stil has black hair in that photo if you dig up some recent photos from one off the lates trade shows. Serge got gray hear No offence serge

no offense taken,
maturity is the state when denial is futile and looking in the face of reality is easy
;-))

mastamindz · 10-21-2002, 01:23 AM

Are you the guy with no hair?

Serge_Oprano · 10-21-2002, 01:26 AM

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Originally posted by mastamindz
Are you the guy with no hair?

no, I am a skinny one checking Danny's dick.
I always do that,
that's how I know who is who in the industry

mastamindz · 10-21-2002, 01:28 AM

I can point you to come self help websites if you want. I think you may have a low self esteem...

Serge_Oprano · 10-21-2002, 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by mastamindz
I can point you to come self help websites if you want. I think you may have a low self esteem...

can you point me to the sites with penis growth help?

mastamindz · 10-21-2002, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

can you point me to the sites with penis growth help?

I wish I knew of some... I have a small dick.

Serge_Oprano · 10-21-2002, 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by mastamindz

I wish I knew of some... I have a small dick.

it's ok, son, as long as it doesn't bother YOU or anybody,
who cares?

mastamindz · 10-21-2002, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

it's ok, son, as long as it doesn't bother YOU or anybody,
who cares?

It bothers me, I keep hitting my fist against the desk when I try and jerk off. Its not long enough so I cant get a decent grip on it. Its like putting with a putter thats just to short.

DrewKole · 10-21-2002, 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by mastamindz

It bothers me, I keep hitting my fist against the desk when I try and jerk off. Its not long enough so I cant get a decent grip on it. Its like putting with a putter thats just to short.

Serge has admitted to having a 3incher... that help your self esteem any?

In Russia, 3 inches is PORNSTAR large...

Take the Oprano suggestion, buy a strapon and satisfy your woman, or hire a mexican immigrant to satisfy her while you sit back and spank it in a corner.

Serge_Oprano · 10-21-2002, 01:41 AM

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Originally posted by mastamindz

It bothers me, I keep hitting my fist against the desk when I try and jerk off. Its not long enough so I cant get a decent grip on it. Its like putting with a putter thats just to short.

hmmm...I can help you.

Get yourself a Japanese woman with a small hand,
should solve your problem
;-)))

Serge_Oprano · 10-21-2002, 01:44 AM

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Originally posted by mastamindz

It bothers me, I keep hitting my fist against the desk when I try and jerk off. Its not long enough so I cant get a decent grip on it. Its like putting with a putter thats just to short.

here is another way you can find working for you:

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