You couldn't pay me enough.

Bah.... who am I kidding? There's a price for everything. But this one woulkd be pretty high. You know, like $5.

Oh Man,, come on, cut me some slack, I can't make it than,, I have NYC credentials and love to party..

You all gonna need some entertainment eh??

:1orglaugh

I'll spot you ten dollars..and a pack of jellybeans

The title of this thread should be: "Are You Obese Enough to get on the TGP VIP guest list?" :1orglaugh

will this be another weenie roast vip tgp party or will there actually be girls there this time?

Whats a TGP

the gerbil project

Is that where they use a tube and some vaseline?

I've seen toodamnfli TGP and its pretty good. He lists nothing but soulcash & oxcash hosted galleries.

Trade 30% traffic and keep 70% at your hosted galleries.

sssh...dont let the dogs out!:winkwink: ..btw, if u have a site to trade lmk

RED jellybeans or the yucky green ones?

this isn't a wild party, the only women will be those that work on the web and the dates/spouses of some of the guys who are comming

definitely RED jellybeans

Sleazy...
you gonna send me an invitation in the mail or by phone??

Escorts it is then?


http://vietnet.kareemhi.com/of/pictu...2/DSC00833.JPG

you should know by now that invitatons are delivered by a stripper that requires you to take the pass from her panties with your teeth.

Its events like Sleazy's that keep me motivated in the biz. The anticipation of seeing whether or not you made the list, is incredible........


shemp

PK and The Hun were the first two people to help me in this biz

and PK still has my sites listed

i'm still grateful for all of your help Beth

thanks
:thumbsup

of course we subsitute the female stripper with a chip and dale dancer for the webmistresses that are invited

This must be the 1000th time that you have a question like this!!!

Don't you have any real friends?
Or do you throw TGP parties to get people to hang out with you?

Ooo Chip and Dale.. I love those little chipmunks!

Reminds me of lastnight.

I throw and pay for the TGP parties as a way of saying thank you to those people who helped me to get to where I am today. A few people help split the cost with me and they feel the same way.

does it count if millions of TGP hits every day go through the script i made? :Graucho

Fuck that...what if I deliver the guy that wrote Robin Hood Hitbot? :Graucho

who's cock do I gotta suck to get on this list?

Mine

guess I ain't goin' then...

God damn it Drew - I told you not to tell anyone that. The bait and switch was supposed to be a SECRET.

lol... beat me to the punch amputate. that's exactly what i was going to ask when is started reading this thread.

i don't have to worry though. no one every invites me to anything.

that's exactly why I started my own party. Now everyone wants in on my party and I can snub all the people who didn't put me on THEIR guest lists. moooohahahahahaahahaha

If I buy some Cybercat listings from you, am I invited? =)

:evil-laug

hmm craps anyone?

buy some and find out.

Shemp you are on the list for my Elite AZN Webmaster gathering.

Can i bring a guest?



AZNshemp

for a grand I'll show up and bring serge:thumbsup


:rasta

we will eat again this time :thumbsup

Woot Wooot Party Baby! I be there

i knew there was a conspiracy here someplace!