tell me your funniest joke

What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?




















Dr Dre.

Bump for good jokes!

What did one tampon say to the other?





















Nothing they were both stuck up bitches.

well not sure if its the funnest

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/newthr...ostthread&f=26

I laughed...

What did the mexican say when the house fell on him?

















Get off me homes!!!




(I'm always the only one laughing at this, no matter how many different crowds I try it on)

What's the best thing about a blowjob?







The peace and quiet

Have you heard about Michael Fattorosi, the porn lawyer?

He's so successful, he bought his own ambulance...

So obsessed with law, he named his daughter Sue.


Last week, he got into a bad accident...

the ambulance backed into his car.


He's brillant. With one look, he can tell you if a contract is oral or written.


Michael once told me he charges ten grand to answer three questions. "I said, that's awfully expensive? Don't you think?"...

He said "What's the third question?"

What's brown, greasy and slides down chimneys?

Sanchez Claus

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, "show me it's true what they say about black men." So he stabbed her and stole her purse.

Wedding rings, The worlds smallest handcuffs


Two sperms are having a race, one sperm says, "My arms are killing me with all this swimming, how long untill we reach the womb?" The second sperm says, "Not for a long time yet, we've only just gone past her tonsils"

If you have nuts on your wall what do you have? Walnuts.
If you have nuts on your chest what do you have? Chestnuts.
If you have nuts on your chin what do you have? A fucking big mouthful of cock

I just found out my girlfriend is having her period..
I caught her red handed

all the women in Iraq have shaved their pussy's in protest to the war! their message to the world is clear "read our lips,no more bush"

Women, Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise and they wont take it up the ass cause it 'hurts'.

Roses are red,
Violets are finer,
Chickens are fowl,
Just like your vagina.

A prostitute goes to the doctor complaining of morning sickness, the doctor says "Congratulations! do you know who the father is?" The prostitute replies "If you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?"

Sing a song of six-pence,
A penis full of pus.
Four 'n twenty black scabs,
Just about to bust.
When the scabs bust open,
The pus begins to ooze.
It dribbles off your fore-skin,
And oozes on your shoes.

Then there's Midnite Sally, the cartoon spokes model for Midnite Videos.

She's an old fashioned girl. She takes the joint out of her mouth before giving a blowjob.

Her 22nd birthday isn't far away, just six years ago.

She's so used to getting her way she writes her diary ahead of time...
Except when it comes to her figure. Sally dieted for three weeks, all she took off was her hat.

Her sister loves baseball, but she's not game unless you bring a diamond.

Sally hangs out in bad company, that's why she has such a good time.

Midnite Sally is the salt of the earth, and her shaker is fantastic.

Sally's a vegetarian, she only goes for guys with a lotta lettuce.

Her sister has a lovely figure too. It's just no one can meet it.

She knows so little, and knows it fluently.

Give Midnite Sally enough rope...then meet her at Paddles on Saturday Night.

Sally is one of the top 100 porn stars of all time. Specifically, one of the zeroes.