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(felis madjewicus)
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i had sex with a huge bitch
it was, well i don't remember what it was, i don't even know where she came from, or how the the hell she got in my hotel room. no more whiskey for a while...
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Bitches tend to do that fairly often.... be careful
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this thread is pointless without pics...
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I need a beer
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It's all ok as long as your buddies don't find out
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So Fucking Banananananas
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So Fucking Banned
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What breed?
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meh
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just like a moped, amen
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(felis madjewicus)
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artists rendering...
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as long as you wrapped it up
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This can be taken two ways. Both solutions are simple.
Huge Bitch? Ball Gag Huge Bitch? Close your eyes, and turn her around. Thats why god invented doggystyle. or take a break on the whiskey. Whatever....
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heh if u had fun its good
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even if u couldnt see what you where aiming at!
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great, now try sheep
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there's no $$$ in porn
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Fat girls are like scooters... fun to ride until your friends see you on one.
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I wonder if guys that are into big ladies go "Oh shit, I had sex with a skinny bitch! What the hell was I thinking?"
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This is a nice one
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loool
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Are you sure it was a girl?
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He didn't say he didn't like it. I have a 300lbs + girl I know from college and Im always surprised at the halfway normal looking guys she fucks / dates.
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Well, I guess it's OK as long as she's Kosher
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was it worth it?
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The saying is. " treat them like a moped. Ride them all weekend, but dont tell your friends about it. "
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hmmm fat bitches. more whisky.
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how huge?
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this girl was fucking big. no chubby or packing a little extra. nothing like that. we're talking fucking huge. the piece of the puzzle i'm trying to figure is this. i WAS working on something promising at the time. had this super cute little blonde chick smiling and talking. at what fucking point in the middle of all the shots did i grab the fattest chick in the bar and decide to throw all hope to the wind? i can't trust my decision making skills while intoxicated, lol. i need a chastity belt with an interlock system on it. blood alcohol level over .08 and it's a no go, lol...
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Metamans clone?
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I don't think he'd have lived to tell that tell if that was her...
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it's ok to admit that you liked it. Let me know if you need some more big chick stimulation and i will give you a pass... hehehe
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somewhere in thread is one hot bitch. thanks for making this thread work
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Well I hope you had fun!
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that happened to me a couple weeks ago. end up in the back of her car. dont really know how.
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hey, i'd love to say i had fun, but i don't remember shit.
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Make STACK$
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Make sure she doesnt come back 9 months later with a little present..
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i bet she made a killer breakfast.
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Don´t feel bad, I think it happens to all of us at one time or another. Either really big women, or really ugly women. I think they wait at the bars like vultures, and when they see someone fucked up enough, they move in for the kill.... Besides, I´ve done it voluntarily. You know when you go to a bar with your friends, and you see a group of girls. There is always a fat ugly one, and USUALLY she is the one that is driving. So when we hook up with a group of girls, we draw straws for the nasty one. Think of it this way, you did your good deed for the day!
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Shit happensmate!!Atlest u were drunk and there are men who just love fattys
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Now with more Jayne
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