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Old 07-01-2008, 10:04 PM   #1
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i had sex with a huge bitch

it was, well i don't remember what it was, i don't even know where she came from, or how the the hell she got in my hotel room. no more whiskey for a while...
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:08 PM   #2
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Bitches tend to do that fairly often.... be careful
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:08 PM   #3
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:11 PM   #5
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:15 PM   #6
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:18 PM   #7
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:20 PM   #8
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:25 PM   #9
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:28 PM   #10
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This can be taken two ways. Both solutions are simple.

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Huge Bitch? Close your eyes, and turn her around. Thats why god invented doggystyle.

or take a break on the whiskey. Whatever....
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:31 PM   #11
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:13 AM   #12
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:20 AM   #13
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:54 AM   #14
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Old 07-02-2008, 05:01 AM   #15
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Old 07-02-2008, 05:07 AM   #16
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Fat girls are like scooters... fun to ride until your friends see you on one.
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Old 07-02-2008, 05:11 AM   #17
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Old 07-02-2008, 05:11 AM   #18
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I wonder if guys that are into big ladies go "Oh shit, I had sex with a skinny bitch! What the hell was I thinking?"
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Old 07-02-2008, 06:26 AM   #19
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This is a nice one

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Old 07-02-2008, 06:28 AM   #20
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Old 07-02-2008, 06:56 AM   #21
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:06 AM   #22
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He didn't say he didn't like it. I have a 300lbs + girl I know from college and Im always surprised at the halfway normal looking guys she fucks / dates.
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:19 AM   #23
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:53 AM   #24
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:31 AM   #28
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it was, well i don't remember what it was, i don't even know where she came from, or how the the hell she got in my hotel room. no more whiskey for a while...
She might have drugged your ass..ever think of that? Just a quick question..How fat is fat to you? You should have gotten pics!
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:55 AM   #29
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She might have drugged your ass..ever think of that? Just a quick question..How fat is fat to you? You should have gotten pics!
this girl was fucking big. no chubby or packing a little extra. nothing like that. we're talking fucking huge. the piece of the puzzle i'm trying to figure is this. i WAS working on something promising at the time. had this super cute little blonde chick smiling and talking. at what fucking point in the middle of all the shots did i grab the fattest chick in the bar and decide to throw all hope to the wind? i can't trust my decision making skills while intoxicated, lol. i need a chastity belt with an interlock system on it. blood alcohol level over .08 and it's a no go, lol...
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this girl was fucking big. no chubby or packing a little extra. nothing like that. we're talking fucking huge. the piece of the puzzle i'm trying to figure is this. i WAS working on something promising at the time. had this super cute little blonde chick smiling and talking. at what fucking point in the middle of all the shots did i grab the fattest chick in the bar and decide to throw all hope to the wind? i can't trust my decision making skills while intoxicated, lol. i need a chastity belt with an interlock system on it. blood alcohol level over .08 and it's a no go, lol...
I went out last year and something like that happened to me. I was talking with this cute guy, I went to the bathroom came back and he was leaving with a pretty big girl. I just shrugged my shoulders paid my tab and went to a party. I will never know what happened. I am still courious as to why he did not go with me to the party and took jabba the hut home. My guess is that she was the closet girlfriend that he failed to mention. Who knows. I ended up going home alone that night but would have taken up on the chance to get with someone. SSDD
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it's ok to admit that you liked it. Let me know if you need some more big chick stimulation and i will give you a pass... hehehe
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that happened to me a couple weeks ago. end up in the back of her car. dont really know how.
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:35 PM   #39
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hey, i'd love to say i had fun, but i don't remember shit.
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some big girls are killer predators. way worse then guys. the bar is their hunting ground, and skinny drunk guys are their prey.
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this girl was fucking big. no chubby or packing a little extra. nothing like that. we're talking fucking huge. the piece of the puzzle i'm trying to figure is this. i WAS working on something promising at the time. had this super cute little blonde chick smiling and talking. at what fucking point in the middle of all the shots did i grab the fattest chick in the bar and decide to throw all hope to the wind? i can't trust my decision making skills while intoxicated, lol. i need a chastity belt with an interlock system on it. blood alcohol level over .08 and it's a no go, lol...
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Don´t feel bad, I think it happens to all of us at one time or another. Either really big women, or really ugly women. I think they wait at the bars like vultures, and when they see someone fucked up enough, they move in for the kill.... Besides, I´ve done it voluntarily. You know when you go to a bar with your friends, and you see a group of girls. There is always a fat ugly one, and USUALLY she is the one that is driving. So when we hook up with a group of girls, we draw straws for the nasty one. Think of it this way, you did your good deed for the day!
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Shit happensmate!!Atlest u were drunk and there are men who just love fattys
Lookin at the pic and only one thought comes to mind...GYM!!!
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Shit happensmate!!Atlest u were drunk and there are men who just love fattys
Lookin at the pic and only one thought comes to mind...GYM!!!
One of them has made me some good money in the past and is a very nice lady with a huge (no pun intended) fanclub.
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