KB responsible for Verne Troyer sex tape? LMFAO - GoFuckYourself.com

J$tyle$ · 06-25-2008, 01:50 PM

http://www.tmz.com/

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

A rep for Troyer could not be reached for comment.

tucker · 06-25-2008, 01:52 PM

Nice work Kevin! bahahahahaha this is great...

payd2purv · 06-25-2008, 01:52 PM

Ew that's the video he was talking about?

NaughtyRob · 06-25-2008, 01:52 PM

Haha. Sweet.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 06-25-2008, 01:52 PM

oh good god....

The Ghost · 06-25-2008, 01:53 PM

That video would be the hit of every college campus in America

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 06-25-2008, 01:54 PM

sucks to have your privacy invaded and made public

SykkBoy · 06-25-2008, 01:56 PM

More appealing than Joey Buttafuco, less appealing than Tom Sizemore...wait, nah, this will just suck...

payd2purv · 06-25-2008, 01:58 PM

The chick better be banging hot.

CyberAgeGary · 06-25-2008, 02:02 PM

I would love to see that tape.. KB show us a sample?

crockett · 06-25-2008, 02:03 PM

Juicy D. Links · 06-25-2008, 02:04 PM

i want to see his penis

RevSand · 06-25-2008, 02:06 PM

I wanna see it just for the comedy factor...

Bryan G · 06-25-2008, 02:10 PM

thats disturbing

BruceM · 06-25-2008, 02:10 PM

We'll finally find out the truth about the "tripod"

MeganS · 06-25-2008, 02:19 PM

Ohhh good lord!!!!!!

I Fucking love you KB!

xoxo,
Megan

v4 media · 06-25-2008, 02:20 PM

hasnt that vid been out a while he gets his asshole licked out if I remember correctly.

madfuck · 06-25-2008, 02:23 PM

gud wrk!!!! looks sweet

J$tyle$ · 06-25-2008, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i want to see his penis

Of course you do!

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSand

I wanna see it just for the comedy factor...

I'm thinking train wreck ... can't avert eyes ... oh shit, my retinas are burnt!!!

StuartD · 06-25-2008, 02:33 PM

I still don't understand the appeal of these things.
I mean, if they were shot in HD with proper lighting and stuff, sure... but grainy, can't see anything, hotel room handy cam jobs are just stupid.

Ooh.... I can see a hollywood celeb having sex.. wow, it's like I'm famous now too!!

Persius · 06-25-2008, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media

hasnt that vid been out a while he gets his asshole licked out if I remember correctly.

He got his anal bleached too!

VIPimp · 06-25-2008, 02:53 PM

HOTTTTTT...

This is my kind of sex tape

J$tyle$ · 06-25-2008, 02:54 PM

Some of the comments on TMZ are pretty funny

29. I'm not sure which is more disturbing. The fact that a sex tape with Mini Me exists or that I actually clicked on it to watch. (SHUDDER!) Looks like she's kissing a BABY! She wants her baby back-baby back-baby back-baby back....KISS. GET IN MY BELLY!

Posted at 5:08PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Chris

30. I didn't really want to watch it, but on the other hand, I couldn't pretend it wasn't there and NOT watch it. And even though I've been completely grossed out, I feel like I'm going to have to see the whole thing now. It's going to be ugly, I know. I'll probably watch it through my fingers after I've thrown my hands over my eyes in horror.

Posted at 5:09PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Julie

35. Best. Sex Tape. Ever.

Posted at 5:10PM on Jun 25th 2008 by heywoodfloyd

37. wow. about time Verne Troyer made a sex tape. ive always wondered what he looked like naked...... dont hate on midgets!!!!!! i love midgets. verne and wee man are HOT!!!!!! i would do them.... mmmmm....

Posted at 5:13PM on Jun 25th 2008 by pam

LeRoy · 06-25-2008, 02:55 PM

hahaha. He needed to fuck one of those chicks on that loser celeb show he was on

XPays · 06-25-2008, 03:06 PM

it will do better than the love guru

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 06-25-2008, 03:10 PM

I love the "Power Actor" book behind them. I guess Verne is brushing up on his acting skills so he can win an Oscar.

Also, why does the "Beautician bitch slaps Suge Knight" video link on TMZ lead to some drunk blonde yammering? I wanted to see the bitch slapping.

Nicky · 06-25-2008, 03:18 PM

lol, gotta sell it on my blog when it gets released ^^

fris · 06-25-2008, 03:28 PM

was hoping for jessica alba

Semi-Retired-Dave · 06-25-2008, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAgeGary

I would love to see that tape.. KB show us a sample?

I agree...Show us the goods. Congrats.

nico-t · 06-25-2008, 03:41 PM

so this is that 'great' sex tape he was preparing us for????

VeriSexy · 06-25-2008, 03:45 PM

I knew it was going to be a guy

J$tyle$ · 06-25-2008, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

was hoping for jessica alba

me too ... I think we all were

TheAmericanCannibal · 06-25-2008, 03:54 PM

PR stunt.

Will the tape be up anywhere?

WHo knows?

It's anyone's guess.
I saw it, it's unreal...

You can use the word "unreal" to describe just about anything good or bad so I hate to be so vague.
But I'd hate to let the entire cat out of the bag, not just yet.

Or at least until I see if Jimmy Kimmel uses some of my quotes tonight in his monolgue.
:-))

And it's looking pretty good that just may happen

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kane · 06-25-2008, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

I still don't understand the appeal of these things.
I mean, if they were shot in HD with proper lighting and stuff, sure... but grainy, can't see anything, hotel room handy cam jobs are just stupid.

Ooh.... I can see a hollywood celeb having sex.. wow, it's like I'm famous now too!!

I think it is because people feel like they are seeing something they shouldn't be seeing. When you watch porn you know that the people in the movie are paid or at least know that the camera is rolling while they bank. In theory these sex tapes were never meant to be seen by others so now you are seeing something you were never supposed to see.

I once had a stripper tell me she made more money than many other strippers because she had tan lines. I asked her why that was a big deal and she said that the tan lines reminded the guys that they were seeing something that was off limits and not meant for their eyes and that turned them on.

Jman · 06-25-2008, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv

The chick better be banging hot.

she doesn't look banging hot

Chauncy · 06-25-2008, 04:10 PM

this should be hot its got everything you need bad camera, hot girl, and a celebrity midget

Congrats KB

peedy · 06-25-2008, 04:11 PM

ugh, nasty rat looking midget....

seeric · 06-25-2008, 04:12 PM

go kb!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suntan · 06-25-2008, 04:14 PM

That is damn hilarious

Zebra · 06-25-2008, 04:15 PM

Congrats KB on some damn fine free press!

TheAmericanCannibal · 06-25-2008, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suntan

That is damn hilarious

oh you have NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IDEA!!!!
The first 15 mins he is eating hr out and it looks like a fetus trying to climb it's way back into the womb!

seeric · 06-25-2008, 04:16 PM

falls into the same category as

Just Mike · 06-25-2008, 06:08 PM

Way to go KB!

Vegas Ken · 06-25-2008, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

falls into the same category as

Too freaking funny!

CyberHustler · 06-25-2008, 06:23 PM

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh ahahaha

BSleazy · 06-25-2008, 06:28 PM

Everyone will want to see this. At least once just out of curiosity.

J$tyle$ · 06-25-2008, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

falls into the same category as

J$tyle$ · 06-25-2008, 07:45 PM

Xbiz is on it!

http://www.xbiz.com/news/95770

“I think people would like to see, for the novelty of it. To see Mini Me and the ‘Mini Cock,’ as people are calling it right now,” Jax said. “They’re curious. He made love to her like a man — he knows what he’s doing in the bedroom, he just happens to be Mini Me.”

bloggingseo · 06-25-2008, 07:51 PM

That is just hilarious. He may have a penis like a baby's arm. You just never know.

D-Money · 06-25-2008, 08:21 PM

I love it!

KB, the entire family in Cleveland is very proud of you.

06-25-2008, 01:50 PM	#1
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	KB responsible for Verne Troyer sex tape? LMFAO http://www.tmz.com/ Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS. A rep for Troyer could not be reached for comment.

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J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	Some of the comments on TMZ are pretty funny 29. I'm not sure which is more disturbing. The fact that a sex tape with Mini Me exists or that I actually clicked on it to watch. (SHUDDER!) Looks like she's kissing a BABY! She wants her baby back-baby back-baby back-baby back....KISS. GET IN MY BELLY! Posted at 5:08PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Chris 30. I didn't really want to watch it, but on the other hand, I couldn't pretend it wasn't there and NOT watch it. And even though I've been completely grossed out, I feel like I'm going to have to see the whole thing now. It's going to be ugly, I know. I'll probably watch it through my fingers after I've thrown my hands over my eyes in horror. Posted at 5:09PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Julie 35. Best. Sex Tape. Ever. Posted at 5:10PM on Jun 25th 2008 by heywoodfloyd 37. wow. about time Verne Troyer made a sex tape. ive always wondered what he looked like naked...... dont hate on midgets!!!!!! i love midgets. verne and wee man are HOT!!!!!! i would do them.... mmmmm.... Posted at 5:13PM on Jun 25th 2008 by pam

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