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  • TDF
    Triple OG nigga on GFY
    • Mar 2002
    • 27296

    #1

    Worst first name

    U'Jean. I swear I want to pimpslap this chick for naming her child that...damn rap music
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  • CDSmith
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    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #2
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    • [Labret]
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      • May 2001
      • 10945

      #3
      The people who lived in my house previous to me had a daughter named "Mytresha", which I can only assume is ebonics for "My Treasure". Which is how it was pronounced.

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      • CDSmith
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • May 2001
        • 51460

        #4
        Hmm, now that I recall, there was this east-indian couple who came to Canada, and had their baby at the hospital I worked at. They had a baby girl and named her "C u n t h i a".... apparently this was a traditional name where they were from. I couldn't believe it, that poor girl will have some problems in life.
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        • TDF
          Triple OG nigga on GFY
          • Mar 2002
          • 27296

          #5
          Originally posted by [Labret]
          The people who lived in my house previous to me had a daughter named "Mytresha", which I can only assume is ebonics for "My Treasure". Which is how it was pronounced.

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          • Firehorse
            Desire it and have it!!!
            • Apr 2002
            • 30767

            #6
            Englebert is a one of the worst first names someone that I have met has!!!
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            • klik
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2001
              • 5092

              #7
              Buquisha (like buckwheat-cha).... some crack whore.

              Then theres the Shaniqua and Laquisha and all them other crazy ones...

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              • eru
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 2612

                #8
                I knew this Chinese girl whose name is Pui See (pronounced "pussy").

                I hate inner city names. It makes the person who has it seem trashier than they really are in some cases.

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                • sherbert
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                  • Aug 2002
                  • 470

                  #9
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                  • SykkBoy2
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                    • Feb 2001
                    • 19969

                    #10
                    Ugeth and to add indsult to injury his first name is Urbina, of course being a ballplayer, that name makes him colorful...

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                    • dapproid
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                      • Sep 2002
                      • 469

                      #11
                      Has anyone met somebody called Gunther...

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                      • titmowse
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                        • Jan 2001
                        • 5320

                        #12
                        boys named sue have been known to have troubles
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                        • Smegma
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                          • Feb 2002
                          • 1751

                          #13
                          Worked with a guy named "Won Suk Yu".

                          I shit you not.

                          We called him Juan.
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                          • DarkJedi
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                            • Feb 2001
                            • 28301

                            #14
                            when i was in US as an exchange student, we had a guy in school named Ashley
                            Last edited by DarkJedi; 10-20-2002, 01:43 AM.

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                            • Joe Sixpack
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 3793

                              #15
                              I don't know what the worst first name is but Joe is the best so the rest of you non-Joe's can now go fuck yourselves!

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                              • [Labret]
                                Registered User
                                • May 2001
                                • 10945

                                #16
                                Originally posted by dapproid
                                Has anyone met somebody called Gunther...
                                Man, I love those old school Nordic and Germanic names. I hope if I have kids some day, which I hope never happens, that my wife/girlfriend will let me give the boys names like Thor and Helmoot. God I love that shit.

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                                • Mike Semen
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                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 2924

                                  #17
                                  I went to college with a girl who's first name was Crimson.

                                  And i shit you not, her surname was Boner.

                                  I couldn't even look her in the face, let alone talk to her.
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                                  • Manny The Freak
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 1506

                                    #18
                                    Gerardo, Yvan, Barney, Fred, The last two remiond me of the flintstones. The worse name though is Englebert. As far as female names are concerned Wilma and Betty are the worse.

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                                    • CDSmith
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 51460

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by dapproid
                                      Has anyone met somebody called Gunther...
                                      Yeah, this bartender at a place in Winnipeg called "The Palomino Club" is named Gunther, his signature drink the "Gunther special" has like 7 ounces of booze in it. Psycho-bartender. Great guy though. I don't think the name Gunther is all that bad really, there are much worse....


                                      enos
                                      enok
                                      bubba
                                      naming a boy "Marion"
                                      Naming a girl "Montana"
                                      naming anyone "Dakota"
                                      eldon
                                      alabaster
                                      grizelda

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                                      • pimplink
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                                        • Jun 2001
                                        • 9535

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Smegma
                                        Worked with a guy named "Won Suk Yu".

                                        I shit you not.

                                        We called him Juan.
                                        In junior high, I had a vietnamese classmate named "Phoc Liu"

                                        We just called Paul

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                                        • TeraBabes
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                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 2067

                                          #21
                                          If my first name was "toodamn," I would kill myself.
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                                          • ColKurtz
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 596

                                            #22
                                            The worst,

                                            I think its kinda dumb when guys insist on naming their kid something they perceive to be a tough guy name like "dustin" or "dillon" or something. Wow, wont they be a badass now.

                                            Boring common names are also kind of dumb. Hey, lets name our kid brian. What creativity.

                                            And the worst of all, ebonic names where these ghetto mothers make up as bizarre and goofy name they can think of.

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                                            • 2crazy4u
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 9811

                                              #23
                                              Destiny is the worst suck of a name I have ever heard.

                                              Can you imagine it, hi I am Destiny.
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                                              • hottshot
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                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 900

                                                #24
                                                I once worked with a woman named Gay . She introduced herself to me by saying hi I'm Gay !
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                                                • tygergoddess
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 95

                                                  #25
                                                  Ok, my short list:

                                                  Patty Fish... now think about when the teacher called your name in home room.... Fish, Patty!

                                                  Bennetta Nanellen.... and don't laugh too hard, she's actually a stunner! She just says her parents hated her, her bro and sis are Jackie & Mitch, lol.
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                                                  • playa
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                    • 6432

                                                    #26
                                                    parents naming their kids car names kill me

                                                    lexus
                                                    mercedes
                                                    porsha
                                                    toyota

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                                                    • pimplink
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                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 9535

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by playa
                                                      parents naming their kids car names kill me

                                                      lexus
                                                      mercedes
                                                      porsha
                                                      toyota
                                                      It could be worse... they could name the kids

                                                      edsel
                                                      pacer
                                                      gremlin
                                                      pinto

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                                                      • TDF
                                                        Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                        • 27296

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by TeraBabes
                                                        If my first name was "toodamn," I would kill myself.
                                                        just shoot me
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                                                        • Fletch XXX
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                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 60840

                                                          #29
                                                          Boys named Shannon.

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                                                          • Rocky
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                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 3022

                                                            #30
                                                            in High School i played basketball with Mike Hawk and Mike Hunt

                                                            i kid you not
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                                                            • playa
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 6432

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Rocky
                                                              in High School i played basketball with Mike Hawk and Mike Hunt

                                                              i kid you not


                                                              i don't get it?

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                                                              • eru
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                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                • 2612

                                                                #32
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                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                  • 39075

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  French form of SERGIUS

                                                                  SERGIUS m Ancient Roman
                                                                  Roman family name, which possibly meant "servant" in Latin
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                                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                                    There can be only one
                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                    • 39075

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Murvyn is pretty bad too....
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                                                                    • TDF
                                                                      Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                      • 27296

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                      Murvyn is pretty bad too....

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                                                                      • archer
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                                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                                        • 1721

                                                                        #36
                                                                        boys named Tracy, Leslie.

                                                                        in Britain not so long ago Vivian and Evelyn were names for boys as well as girls.
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                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 39075

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by toodamnfli



                                                                          hehehe.... my last commander's name (from HHB Divarty) was Murvyn Hymel.

                                                                          Murvyn Hymel for god's sake......

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                                                                          • CDSmith
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • May 2001
                                                                            • 51460

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Or for a girl -- Myrtle.
                                                                            Fuck, how braindead do you have to be to inflict a name like Myrtle on your kid?
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                                                                            • Rocky
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                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                              • 3022

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by playa




                                                                              i don't get it?
                                                                              just say them about ten times really fast

                                                                              Mike Hawk Mike Hawk Mike Hawk Mike Hawk Mike Hawk Mike Hawk Mike Hawk Mike Hawk Mike Hawk Mike Hawk

                                                                              Mike Hunt Mike Hunt Mike Hunt Mike Hunt Mike Hunt Mike Hunt Mike Hunt Mike Hunt Mike Hunt Mike Hunt
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                                                                              • pink_in_the_middle
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                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                • 4503

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                                when i was in US as an exchange student, we had a guy in school named Ashley
                                                                                whats wrong with that? i think men with "women" names is extremly sexy.
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                                                                                • Libertine
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                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                  • 17860

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                  Or for a girl -- Myrtle.
                                                                                  Fuck, how braindead do you have to be to inflict a name like Myrtle on your kid?
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