U'Jean. I swear I want to pimpslap this chick for naming her child that...damn rap music
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Hmm, now that I recall, there was this east-indian couple who came to Canada, and had their baby at the hospital I worked at. They had a baby girl and named her "C u n t h i a".... apparently this was a traditional name where they were from. I couldn't believe it, that poor girl will have some problems in life.Last edited by CDSmith; 10-20-2002, 12:36 AM.Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

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I knew this Chinese girl whose name is Pui See (pronounced "pussy").
I hate inner city names. It makes the person who has it seem trashier than they really are in some cases.
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Ugeth and to add indsult to injury his first name is Urbina, of course being a ballplayer, that name makes him colorful...
and then there are Frank Zappa's kids:
Dweezil
Ahmet
Moon Unit
Diva
if your dad is NOT Frank Zappa and you have one of those names, chances are you're fucked beyond all fucking........Comment
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Has anyone met somebody called Gunther...Comment
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I don't know what the worst first name is but Joe is the best so the rest of you non-Joe's can now go fuck yourselves!
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Man, I love those old school Nordic and Germanic names. I hope if I have kids some day, which I hope never happens, that my wife/girlfriend will let me give the boys names like Thor and Helmoot. God I love that shit.Originally posted by dapproid
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I went to college with a girl who's first name was Crimson.
And i shit you not, her surname was Boner.
I couldn't even look her in the face, let alone talk to her.
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Yeah, this bartender at a place in Winnipeg called "The Palomino Club" is named Gunther, his signature drink the "Gunther special" has like 7 ounces of booze in it. Psycho-bartender. Great guy though. I don't think the name Gunther is all that bad really, there are much worse....Originally posted by dapproid
Has anyone met somebody called Gunther...
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enok
bubba
naming a boy "Marion"
Naming a girl "Montana"
naming anyone "Dakota"
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alabaster
grizelda
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In junior high, I had a vietnamese classmate named "Phoc Liu"Originally posted by Smegma
Worked with a guy named "Won Suk Yu".
I shit you not.
We called him Juan.
We just called Paul
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The worst,
I think its kinda dumb when guys insist on naming their kid something they perceive to be a tough guy name like "dustin" or "dillon" or something. Wow, wont they be a badass now.
Boring common names are also kind of dumb. Hey, lets name our kid brian. What creativity.
And the worst of all, ebonic names where these ghetto mothers make up as bizarre and goofy name they can think of.Comment
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Ok, my short list:
Patty Fish... now think about when the teacher called your name in home room.... Fish, Patty!
Bennetta Nanellen.... and don't laugh too hard, she's actually a stunner! She just says her parents hated her, her bro and sis are Jackie & Mitch, lol.Tyger GoddessComment
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It could be worse... they could name the kidsOriginally posted by playa
parents naming their kids car names kill me
lexus
mercedes
porsha
toyota
edsel
pacer
gremlin
pinto
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Boys named Shannon.
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French form of SERGIUS
SERGIUS m Ancient Roman
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boys named Tracy, Leslie.
in Britain not so long ago Vivian and Evelyn were names for boys as well as girls.Looking to promote uncut cock?
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hehehe.... my last commander's name (from HHB Divarty) was Murvyn Hymel.Originally posted by toodamnfli
Murvyn Hymel for god's sake......
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Or for a girl -- Myrtle.
Fuck, how braindead do you have to be to inflict a name like Myrtle on your kid?Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

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just say them about ten times really fastOriginally posted by playa
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whats wrong with that? i think men with "women" names is extremly sexy.Originally posted by DarkJedi
when i was in US as an exchange student, we had a guy in school named Ashley
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