How to Speak about Women and be Politically Correct

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  • Ritalin_Chic
    Registered User
    • Mar 2003
    • 4
    #1

    How to Speak about Women and be Politically Correct

    1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
    2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
    3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
    4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
    5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
    6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
    7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
    8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
    9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
    10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
    11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
    12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
    13. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER
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    • xdcdave
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 1911
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        • Joe Sixpack
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2002
          • 3793
          #3
          Originally posted by Ritalin_Chic
          1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
          2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
          3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
          4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
          5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
          6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
          7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
          8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
          9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
          10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
          11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
          12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
          13. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER
          Someone's been jacking off at The Hun!

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            • Beastiepoo
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 1971
              #4
              Originally posted by Ritalin_Chic
              1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
              2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
              3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
              4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
              5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
              6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
              7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
              8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
              9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
              10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
              11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
              12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
              13. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER
              I know this is meant to be a joke but even so, WHY BOTHER???
              Dammit! My timing SUCKS!
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                • titmowse
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 5320
                  #5
                  that's funny
                  I still love everybody

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                    • gripcash
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 154
                      #6
                      In the interest of political correctness, the male version:
                      • He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
                      • He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
                      • He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
                      • He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
                      • He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
                      • He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
                      • He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
                      • He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.
                      • He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
                      • He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
                      • He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.
                      -grip

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