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FROM THE FUCK GROUP
![]() (i am sure posted before but still great) ![]() Greetings-- "How the fuck are you?" Fraud-- "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through." Dismay-- "Oh, fuck it." Trouble-- "Well, I guess I'm fucked again." Aggression-- "Fuck you!!!" thefuckgroup.com Disgust-- "Fuck me!!!" Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief-- "What the fuck....?" Diffuclty-- "I don't understand this fucking thing." Despair-- "Fucked again." Good Job-- "Congratufuckinglations." Desperation-- "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck." thefuckgroup.com Incompetence-- "He fucks up everything." Disappointment-- "This fucking fucker is fucked." Sex-- "Let's fuck." Maternal-- "Motherfucker." Incestuous-- "Motherfucker." Ambiguity-- "I'm not so fucking sure." Agreement-- "Absofuckinglutely." thefuckgroup.com Questioning Authority-- "Who the fuck do you think you are?" Hypocrisy-- "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker." Praising the Lord-- "Jesus Fucking Christ." I have a headache-- "Go fuck yourself." Refusal-- "Oh you can fuck right off." thefuckgroup.com Pissed off-- "Fuck the fucking fuckers!" Be quiet-- "Shut the fuck up." You're right-- "Fucking oath." (Australianism) Ostentation-- "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes." Sensuousness-- "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots." thefuckgroup.com Confidence-- "Fuckin' A." Impressed-- "That was fucking amazing." Apathy-- "I don't give a fuck." Bewilderment or Ignorance-- "Fucked if I know." Enraged-- "I'm gonna fuck you up!" Annoyance-- "Fuck off, fucker." Annoyance-- "For fuck's sake." Extreme Wealth-- "Fuck You Money" Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word fuck. Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. Its the one magical word, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word "Fleichen", which means to strike. In English, fuck falls into many gramatical catagories. As a transitive verb for instance: "John fucked Shirley" As an intransitive verb: "Shirley fucks" It's meaning's not always sexual. It can be used as an adjective such as: "John's doing all the fucking work" As part of an adverb: "Shirley talks to fucking much" As an adverb enhancing an adjective: "Shirley is fucking beautiful" As a noun: "I don't give a fuck" As part of a word: "Abso-fucken-lutely" or "In-fucken-credible" And, as almost every word in a sentence: "Fuck the fucking fuckers" As you must realise there aren't to many words with the versatility of fuck. As in these examples, describing situations, such as fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot" Dismay: "Oh, fuck it" Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now" Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy" Difficulty" "I don't understand this fucking question" Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?" Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here" Incompetance: "He's a fuck off" Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself" I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?! We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly... "FUCK YOU!" thefuckgroup.com Dear Fucker.... You are my fuckin friend... And I hope u know thats fuckin true... No matter what the fuck happens... I will stand the fuck by u... I will fuckin be there for u... When ever the fuck u need me... To lend a fuckin hand.... To do a fuckin good deed... So fuckin call on me.... Whenever the fuck u need me... Fuck, i will always be there... Even to the bitter fuckin end... Send this fucking promise to all your fuckin friends to show your fuckin friendship and watch who fuckin Sends it back to u...and if they dont send it back.... FUCK THEM!!!!!! F.U.C.K STANDS FOR (F)RIEND (U) (C)AN (K)EEP (F)ornication (U)nder the (C)onsent of the (K)ing http://www.nailmaster.ru/fuck.html Here's to you and here's to me, and if by chance we disagree, than FUCK YOU..and here's to me! thefuckgroup.com ![]()
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Such a versatile word
xoxo Leslie
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I would say its meaning heavily depends on the context it is complemented with ...
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Fuck! This thread rocks!
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Great list!!!!
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fuck me ..............................
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BACON BACON BACON
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it is probably one of the most widely used words in the english language...lol
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Fuck......
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Fuckin A.
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just a word
like the bible is just a book |
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F U........I never say the word just the letter...
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nice fucking fuck word!
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This group is for anyone that uses the word "FUCK" on a daily basis...
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (John and Jane fucked). It can be an active verb (John fucked Jane) or a passive verb (Jane was fucked by John). Or an adverb (Jane is a fucking bastard) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful). ![]()
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Love it!!
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Mike on the first hole, "Fuck YES!!"
Mike on the second hole, Holy Fuck! Mike on the third hole, "'Fuck god dammit!!" Mike on the fourth hole, "FUCK FUCK FUCK!!"" you get the picture hey Mike I love ya but..... ![]()
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(F)or (U)nlawful (C)arnal (K)nowledge
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I bet Lisa Sparxxx used that term too...
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its an every day word
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