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ytcracker 06-20-2008 12:03 PM

haters wish they could feel the wood in my 83
or the wood on this 82

payd2purv 06-20-2008 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by eGawd (Post 14354162)
Around the same age as a piss ant who would be making huge accusations about ytcracker's music without even listening to a fucking album. http://thepiratebay.org/tor/4250543/...us_business_ep listen to this album and you may be saved young lad.

Hahahahahah he's ok.. but I doubt downloading an album supporting piratebay is really going to enlighten him :P

ytcracker 06-20-2008 12:08 PM

mad love to tpb

Jakez 06-20-2008 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14354179)
Hahahahahah he's ok.. but I doubt downloading an album supporting piratebay is really going to enlighten him :P

Why would I download something from someone that boasts about spamming people with viruses and shit? Kidding.

payd2purv 06-20-2008 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ytcracker (Post 14354209)
mad love to tpb

And the tubesites? :1orglaugh

Jakez 06-20-2008 12:13 PM

I'm dling and I'll give a listen, maybe it'll grow on me like this shitty Carter III album.

eGawd 06-20-2008 12:15 PM

nerd pride world wide reciprocal love all around us

ytcracker 06-20-2008 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14354229)
And the tubesites? :1orglaugh

you learn to adapt

in the music business
people cant download a tshirt
or a live show experience

theres correlations in the porn industry

people cant download a live cam show
or a solo amateur that does shit for her members

learn to adapt fuckin everyone needs to not whine

ytcracker 06-20-2008 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 14354236)
I'm dling and I'll give a listen, maybe it'll grow on me like this shitty Carter III album.

carter 3 went platinum in a week

if you really think its shitty then its some proof that sales arent exactly everything

im touching hearts and minds

no really

i doubt youll really love it though

JFK 06-20-2008 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ytcracker (Post 14352729)
ya everyone who didnt or doesnt post in this thread is a bitch hold.dat

OK OK ......I dont wanna be a biatch:Oh crap Congrats YO:thumbsup

Wolfy 06-20-2008 12:21 PM

that's fucking awesome YT - keep rockin' man!

ytcracker 06-20-2008 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 14354278)
OK OK ......I dont wanna be a biatch:Oh crap Congrats YO:thumbsup

JFK man youve been down since day one!!!!!!!!!

i already exonerated you

payd2purv 06-20-2008 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ytcracker (Post 14354243)
you learn to adapt

in the music business
people cant download a tshirt
or a live show experience

theres correlations in the porn industry

people cant download a live cam show
or a solo amateur that does shit for her members

learn to adapt fuckin everyone needs to not whine

:1orglaugh You are right man!

You can download a ripped live cam show but I get your point..

Jakez 06-20-2008 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ytcracker (Post 14354253)
carter 3 went platinum in a week

if you really think its shitty then its some proof that sales arent exactly everything

im touching hearts and minds

no really

i doubt youll really love it though

Didn't it actually fall just short of plat in a week? And you don't have to have talent to sell records.

Eminem's Infinite and Slim Shady LP 'touched me', I don't see how your work does this?

ytcracker 06-20-2008 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14354312)
:1orglaugh You are right man!

You can download a ripped live cam show but I get your point..

yea i mean you cant tell the bitch like hey take off your panties and instead shes playing with her tits and its like FUCK YOU I DOWNLOADED THIS I WANT YOU TO TAKE OFF YOUR PANTIES and then shes licking her nipples

to the recycle bin with you

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 14354319)
Didn't it actually fall just short of plat in a week? And you don't have to have talent to sell records.

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdail...fter-one-week/

Jakez 06-20-2008 12:32 PM

Have you read Rolling Stones review of Carter III? Clearly nothing to be taken serious from them. And I thought I read somewhere that he sold like 960,000 the first week which I thought was funny, maybe he did make it to a million, I don't really care it doesn't mean he is good it just means there are obviously a million idiots listening to hiphop.

Bryan G 06-20-2008 12:45 PM

Never heard of you but good luck anywho

Jakez 06-20-2008 12:48 PM

Just watched that vid of your interview, much love for Big L

nation-x 06-20-2008 12:49 PM

It's not really my thing but I am no hater... get your money and fame ytcracker... I think anyone that hates on you is just lame and jealous.

ytcracker 06-20-2008 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 14354348)
Have you read Rolling Stones review of Carter III? Clearly nothing to be taken serious from them. And I thought I read somewhere that he sold like 960,000 the first week which I thought was funny, maybe he did make it to a million, I don't really care it doesn't mean he is good it just means there are obviously a million idiots listening to hiphop.

his sales figures were soundscanned

and lollipop was the fastest downloaded ringtone in history

dude cracked the market

and hes got rhymes like "stacking chips like hewlett packard" and "stick the script like java"

nerd life

Jakez 06-20-2008 12:53 PM

Lil Wayne has said "stick the script like java" lol I doubt that. Would be funny though.

And I heard who you said you listen to, you know Wayne isn't real hiphop and sales don't matter.

ytcracker 06-20-2008 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 14354451)
Lil Wayne has said "stick the script like java" lol I doubt that. Would be funny though.

And I heard who you said you listen to, you know Wayne isn't real hiphop.

he did

i promise you

http://www.mtv.com/bands/h/hip_hop_w.../index11.jhtml

mtv even featured it as one of his hottest lines

FTA
Quote:

Meanwhile, Wayne has been at his lyrical zenith with superlative wordplay that hearkens back to the days when fly MCs like Redman and Grand Puba were in abundance and metaphors used to fly on wax with regularity ("sticking to the script like java").

Jakez 06-20-2008 01:06 PM

Well I can't find the song.. anyways can you tell me how he is the 'best rapper alive'? I don't understand this whole best rapper movement he has going, a hell of a lot of artists would have to drop dead to make that shit come close to true.

ytcracker 06-20-2008 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 14354508)
Well I can't find the song.. anyways can you tell me how he is the 'best rapper alive'? I don't understand this whole best rapper movement he has going, a hell of a lot of artists would have to drop dead to make that shit come close to true.

he came out with 160 some tracks last year which is almost one every two days

granted it might not all have been quality but the dude works fucking hard

i give him a lot of respect hes no joke and the numbers do speak for themselves

D-Money 06-20-2008 01:32 PM

Too Short rapped YT's lyrics word for word and didn't change a thing.

Go ahead and google how many platinum and gold selling albums he has. He's probably in the top 5 or 10 of all time rappers for this. Maybe even top 3.

But anyway, I have respect for YT, he's always been real, super cool and very helpful at our Players Ball events. Whether people like his style or not, he's got crazy skills and he gets it. You don't need to be the next Eminem to make your mark.

It's like Kobe says, don't compare him to Michael. Let Kobe be Kobe.

Let YT be YT.

I can see him doing lot's of TV work and maybe even roles in movies. Jamie Kennedy and his rap thing with Stu is fuckin' funny shit. I'd put YT in that category. Entertaining with smart lyrics.

Slap Dot 06-20-2008 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaysin (Post 14353995)
YT don't worry, Jakez is a huge fan of 50 Cent and those gay rappers, keep on keeping on, your shit rocks.

First of all, you are an idiot, and Jake has expressed his hate of 50 cent to me many times.

Second, you listen to ICP, you know the retarded murdering clowns that 12 year olds gather around. Paint your face.

Third, you're a nobody in this industry besides a GFY nickname that starts drama. Have you ever made more than $100 on any sponsor? I don't think so from what I've seen. Stop trying to grab a following by sticking up for people who have no clue who you are.

You flip from mainstream to porn more than you flip burgers at your "offline job as a prestigious cook" (MCDONALDS, WHAT?!?) Can't make money in either?

Last of all, you fuck preganant bitches.

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to destroy you once again.

Chris 06-20-2008 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 14354319)
Didn't it actually fall just short of plat in a week? And you don't have to have talent to sell records.

Eminem's Infinite and Slim Shady LP 'touched me', I don't see how your work does this?

directly from the soundscans on wednesday
he sold 1.05 mill

OldSchoolJim 06-20-2008 03:14 PM

g...go...yt.....its your birthday...go ...go...

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-20-2008 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Slap Dot (Post 14354723)
First of all, you are an idiot, and Jake has expressed his hate of 50 cent to me many times.

Second, you listen to ICP, you know the retarded murdering clowns that 12 year olds gather around. Paint your face.

Third, you're a nobody in this industry besides a GFY nickname that starts drama. Have you ever made more than $100 on any sponsor? I don't think so from what I've seen. Stop trying to grab a following by sticking up for people who have no clue who you are.

You flip from mainstream to porn more than you flip burgers at your "offline job as a prestigious cook" (MCDONALDS, WHAT?!?) Can't make money in either?

Last of all, you fuck preganant bitches.

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to destroy you once again.

lol, yeah ok josh, go push some more stolen content on your "pay site" with jakez

Slap Dot 06-20-2008 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaysin (Post 14355247)
lol, yeah ok josh, go push some more stolen content on your "pay site" with jakez

http://www.lawlery.com/ - Your site, correct?

My only response to that. Moron.

Slap Dot 06-20-2008 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaysin (Post 14355247)
lol, yeah ok josh, go push some more stolen content on your "pay site" with jakez

Jaysin, forgot to tell you. Jake and I saw this pregnant homeless women on the side of the street last night. Looked like she needed a baby daddy. You down?

Any other memos you'd like to send us. Send it to the VIP section in the club you could not get into.

st0ned 06-20-2008 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 14353713)
lol, ytcracker. I remember this name from when I wasted a few years of my life on AOL.

LOL I had always wondered where I knew the name from. I definitely knew it before coming to gfy. In the AOL / Crack / Warez scene I imagine.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-20-2008 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Slap Dot (Post 14355633)
http://www.lawlery.com/ - Your site, correct?

My only response to that. Moron.

yeah, embeding videos from youtube != promoting stolen content

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slap Dot (Post 14355640)
Jaysin, forgot to tell you. Jake and I saw this pregnant homeless women on the side of the street last night. Looked like she needed a baby daddy. You down?

Any other memos you'd like to send us. Send it to the VIP section in the club you could not get into.

Keep laughing, i'll be enjoying the child support money you send to me when your baby is calling me daddy.

SayWhut 06-20-2008 05:46 PM

I've just seen this little tidbit on tpb:-

YTCracker Detailed artist information

yadda yadda yadda.


This my friends is what the fucking community needs.

Yo YT, hitting you up with some biz.

Slap Dot 06-20-2008 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaysin (Post 14355667)
yeah, embeding videos from youtube != promoting stolen content



Keep laughing, i'll be enjoying the child support money you send to me when your baby is calling me daddy.


YouTube holds one of the largest stolen content databases in the world.

Think embedding is completely safe? You should keep up with the industry news, homie.

Any woman I've been with would laugh if you attempted to spit game at her in anyway.

Go to a club where I'm at. If I spit game at your lady (she can only dream. i'm talking DREAAMMMMMM), I'd grab her within a the first few minutes you were there.

Pimps like MetaMan know what I'm on with this.

nico-t 06-20-2008 06:03 PM

from the stuff i got of ytcracker i like 'spamtec - still the greatest' the best, its often in my rotation when im doing some work

Slap Dot 06-20-2008 06:03 PM

Plus I don't fuck with trashy 18 year olds that have kids from 3 different men. (one being your friends)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-20-2008 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slap Dot (Post 14355716)
YouTube holds one of the largest stolen content databases in the world.

Think embedding is completely safe? You should keep up with the industry news, homie.

Any woman I've been with would laugh if you attempted to spit game at her in anyway.

Go to a club where I'm at. If I spit game at your lady (she can only dream. i'm talking DREAAMMMMMM), I'd grab her within a the first few minutes you were there.

Pimps like MetaMan know what I'm on with this.

haha, are you serious? take a look in the mirror you fucking down syndrome idiot, you couldn't even pick up the used abused trash that metaman passes up... don't kid yourself.

Slap Dot 06-20-2008 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaysin (Post 14355764)
haha, are you serious? take a look in the mirror you fucking down syndrome idiot, you couldn't even pick up the used abused trash that metaman passes up... don't kid yourself.

Yeah Jaysin, you're right man.

YOU are the fucking with used up bitches by all your friends.

I guarantee you, line you up against me and any woman would jump right on my cock 100,000 times before she looked at you twice.

Your girl dreams of having a man like me every time she rides that thing you try to pass off as a penis. I've had drunken regrets that look 100x better than girls you dedicate your life to and drop your McDonald's pay check on.

Slap Dot 06-20-2008 06:31 PM

The girls you stalk on myspace and jerk off to their pictures are the quality of girls I'm turning down.


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