I will me masturbating in a cup at 1:30 PM today. (pics)

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  • BV
    wtf
    • Sep 2001
    • 10914

    #1

    I will me masturbating in a cup at 1:30 PM today. (pics)

    Dr. is going to count my sperms but I'm only kidding about the pics.
  • BusterBunny
    perverted justice decoy
    • Aug 2005
    • 19291

    #2
    i was promised pics

    my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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    • bobby666
      boots are my religion
      • Nov 2005
      • 21765

      #3
      no pics, i leave ...

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      • After Shock Media
        It's coming look busy
        • Mar 2001
        • 35299

        #4
        Damn it you better tell him you want some microscope pictures. Seriously how often do you get to see your guys up close and personal.

        Wait why does your doc want your splooge? You been trying to load the oven and are concerned with blanks or poor attendance?

        [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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        • Lady Masquerade
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2008
          • 160

          #5
          do you need some help?
          hit me!

          promote me!

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          • After Shock Media
            It's coming look busy
            • Mar 2001
            • 35299

            #6
            Are you going to bring your own porn with you or even try to upsell the office with it?

            [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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            • BV
              wtf
              • Sep 2001
              • 10914

              #7
              Originally posted by After Shock Media
              Damn it you better tell him you want some microscope pictures. Seriously how often do you get to see your guys up close and personal.

              Wait why does your doc want your splooge? You been trying to load the oven and are concerned with blanks or poor attendance?
              Well we and they already know she needs help making eggs but before they go through with the time and expense of making that part work they want to make sure I have good swimmers.

              No sex for 2-3 days. I'm going to fill their cup to the brim.

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              • BV
                wtf
                • Sep 2001
                • 10914

                #8
                Originally posted by Lady Masquerade
                do you need some help?

                as long as you don't spill any

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                • BV
                  wtf
                  • Sep 2001
                  • 10914

                  #9
                  Originally posted by After Shock Media
                  Are you going to bring your own porn with you or even try to upsell the office with it?
                  I'm allowed to do it at home in the container they provide and then she will run it in to the dr's office.

                  I could do it there if I wanted but they probably wouldn't have a nurse there to lick your balls.

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                  • After Shock Media
                    It's coming look busy
                    • Mar 2001
                    • 35299

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BV
                    Well we and they already know she needs help making eggs but before they go through with the time and expense of making that part work they want to make sure I have good swimmers.

                    No sex for 2-3 days. I'm going to fill their cup to the brim.
                    Wow could luck on the whole process. Guess your like one step away from in vitro eh?
                    You all prepped for the possibility of multi egg fertilization?

                    [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                    • CaptainWolfy
                      Playa
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 8439

                      #11
                      so, where are the pics :P

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                      • Jens Van Assterdam
                        The Dupre Pimp
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 6677

                        #12
                        Cant a nurse assist you?
                        Read TOS for signature rules

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133986

                          #13
                          We've been hoodwinked

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                          • tranza
                            ICQ: 197-556-237
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 57559

                            #14
                            Hahaha...good luck!
                            I'm just a newbie.

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                            • carol.prime
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 6960

                              #15
                              looking forward to that.
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                              • BusterBunny
                                perverted justice decoy
                                • Aug 2005
                                • 19291

                                #16
                                i was hoping maybe you had a change of heart and posted some pics
                                my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                • Isradude
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2008
                                  • 1842

                                  #17
                                  this thread is useless without pics ....
                                  Amit "Isradude"
                                  ICQ - 395509039

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                                  • [dfo]
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 799

                                    #18
                                    The meat in that amberjack in your avatar have worms in it? We got one over the weekend that was loadddded with em..

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