I want to visit the USA BUT.....

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  • Sloane
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2001
    • 815

    #1

    I want to visit the USA BUT.....

    I want to come visit the USA, but I am scared of Kimbo Slice.

    Is it true that he randomly punches people out if he feels like it?

    Can the people of America guarantee that Kimbo Slice will not instantly punch me out the moment I get off the plane?

    Do you think it would be pointless hiring a body guard?

    Kimbo Slice is not good for American tourism

  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #2
    I sale bodyguard cheap.

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    • Spunky
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      • Jun 2002
      • 133986

      #3
      They have too many darkies that hate whitey

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      • payd2purv
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        • Jan 2008
        • 2727

        #4
        Kimbo sliced crocodile dundee

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        • s3xnetwork
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2007
          • 201

          #5
          don't worry kimbo slice is not real - he is just a figurehead meant to set MMA back a few years.

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          • MediaGuy
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            • Sep 2004
            • 5500

            #6
            I gurantee he won't even look at you.


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            • Sloane
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 815

              #7
              Originally posted by payd2purv
              Kimbo sliced crocodile dundee

              lol..kimbo vs dundee in the cage

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              • SayWhut
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2008
                • 962

                #8
                Kimbo is too busy signing autographs for his new film ....

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                • digifan
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 14618

                  #9
                  Just shoot him and you are done :D
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                  • potter
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 6559

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SayWhut
                    Kimbo is too busy signing autographs for his new film ....


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                    • Antonio
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 14136

                      #11
                      Kimbo Slice is the last of your worries, once you land they finger your ass then make you take off your shoes and walk across the filthy floor, if you have a beard then you get a free one way ticket to Guantanamo bay - that's about the only pro I can think of

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                      • ~Ray
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                        • Jun 2003
                        • 18361

                        #12
                        stay out of new york city, florida(all), houston, New Orleans and L.A. and you'll be fine.

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                        • MediaGuy
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                          • Sep 2004
                          • 5500

                          #13
                          Originally posted by digifan
                          Just shoot him and you are done :D
                          He's not American, though, he wasn't born with a gun...

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                          • Sloane
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 815

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MediaGuy
                            He's not American, though, he wasn't born with a gun...
                            This is true, although I am sure a bullet would'nt stop Kimbo Slice.


                            I heard a rumour Kimbo Slice ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King, and got one.

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                            • Babaganoosh
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                              • Nov 2001
                              • 15841

                              #15
                              I just saw him at LAX hitting a German tourist. Nobody is safe.
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                              • Fenris Wolf
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                                • Nov 2005
                                • 1060

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Sloane
                                I heard a rumour Kimbo Slice ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King, and got one.
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                                • tony299
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                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 57021

                                  #17
                                  he is a big dude.

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                                  • DaddyHalbucks
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                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 18975

                                    #18
                                    I promise he will do you no harm. Just tell him I said so.
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                                    • tranza
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                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 57559

                                      #19
                                      Hahaha...LOL
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                                      • SirMoby
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                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 583

                                        #20
                                        Aussies afraid of Americans? That just seems strange.

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                                        • Kudles
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                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 5477

                                          #21
                                          I wouldn't really worry about him
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