Your dog sucks. My dog would have went nuts. He goes nuts when he's in the house and hears a noise close to my house. He's a really good watch dog
So our house was a crime scene today!
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i used to own a coffee shop and it had a small loft above the shop. On weekends i would often crash at the loft with my pitbull "gnarly". One time an ex employee broke in to steal the espresso machine ( the thing weighed like 300 lbs ). What he didnt realise was the espresso machine was wider than the door. I heard the commotion downstairs and looked out the window and saw the ex-employees car outside, realising what was probably happening i called the cops then i went outside and ripped out his wiring harness from his car and sat outside with a gun waiting for him to exit. He was pissed drunk so i didnt bother shooting him , plus he really wasnt accomplishing much. The cops showed up just as he popped his hood to figure out why his car wasn't going anywhere. Anyways after the cops did their thing ( 1+ hour later ) i went back inside to sleep and find my vicious pitbull sleeping like a baby , he had slept through the entire thing.hatisblack at yahoo.comComment
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Finger print dust sucks.
Had someone who was shot in the back with a shotgun who ended up crashing through my side door and ended up flopped there yelling for help, or more like gurgling for it. I got up and went in armed cause I had no idea wtf happened and why I heard someone in my kitchen screaming something. Saw scene, called 911. Talked him through it mostly, had him apply some pressure to his chest with a towel I had and awaited emergency. Got ambulance as well as a mini swat team.
Learned one thing, do not remain to calm during entire incident. That caused a great deal of questioning. Oh and that blood really sucks ass to get out of anything, even sealed wood.haha cool storiesi used to own a coffee shop and it had a small loft above the shop. On weekends i would often crash at the loft with my pitbull "gnarly". One time an ex employee broke in to steal the espresso machine ( the thing weighed like 300 lbs ). What he didnt realise was the espresso machine was wider than the door. I heard the commotion downstairs and looked out the window and saw the ex-employees car outside, realising what was probably happening i called the cops then i went outside and ripped out his wiring harness from his car and sat outside with a gun waiting for him to exit. He was pissed drunk so i didnt bother shooting him , plus he really wasnt accomplishing much. The cops showed up just as he popped his hood to figure out why his car wasn't going anywhere. Anyways after the cops did their thing ( 1+ hour later ) i went back inside to sleep and find my vicious pitbull sleeping like a baby , he had slept through the entire thing.
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Haha, your dogs are lazy. I can barely keep our Pomeranian off the UPS guy when he comes to the door.I like pie.Comment
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My chow goes nuts when anyone comes near our house, and beth and I aren't directly present and calm. It's good and bad, but for situations like that, I'm glad we've got a vicious lil guard pup.
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