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  • Sid70
    Downshifter
    • Dec 2002
    • 16413

    #1

    People at Heinz you suck!

    why dont you hire a designer to fucking solve the problem of squeezing your ketchup off the bottle? Taking it off my fridge it sucks I cant eat pasta unless i use a wooden stick monkey style to let i trun all over my plate! I'm sure you should do something about it.
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  • junction
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 2411

    #2
    Originally posted by kievdesign
    why dont you hire a designer to fucking solve the problem of squeezing your ketchup off the bottle? Taking it off my fridge it sucks I cant eat pasta unless i use a wooden stick monkey style to let i trun all over my plate! I'm sure you should do something about it.

    You put ketchup on pasta?!?

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    • Sid70
      Downshifter
      • Dec 2002
      • 16413

      #3
      Originally posted by junction
      You put ketchup on pasta?!?
      of course!
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      • TimBlaze
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2006
        • 1625

        #4
        dont diss ketchup it has been good to me over the years

        but on pasta wtf
        Roll that shit, light that shit,

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        • Sid70
          Downshifter
          • Dec 2002
          • 16413

          #5
          Originally posted by TimBlaze
          dont diss ketchup it has been good to me over the years

          but on pasta wtf
          just makaroni ( pasta ), ketchup of course.
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          • Sid70
            Downshifter
            • Dec 2002
            • 16413

            #6
            Originally posted by TimBlaze
            dont diss ketchup it has been good to me over the years

            but on pasta wtf
            Ketchup isnt bad, pay attention to a problem enlightened, bro.
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            • TimBlaze
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2006
              • 1625

              #7
              Originally posted by kievdesign
              just makaroni ( pasta ), ketchup of course.
              Roll that shit, light that shit,

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              • Serge Litehead
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2002
                • 5190

                #8
                monkey style but its true

                in some eastern europe countries catchup as good as pasta souses

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                • Sid70
                  Downshifter
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 16413

                  #9
                  Originally posted by holograph
                  monkey style but its true

                  in some eastern europe countries catchup as good as pasta souses
                  100 years no talk, dude, you know the shit. But I can also add bits of cheese.
                  Anyhoo its about freaking bottle not my pasta.

                  KEEP IN FUCKING THREAD!
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                  • DutchTeenCash
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                    • Feb 2003
                    • 21684

                    #10
                    pasta and heinz?

                    seriously

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                    • Tom_PM
                      Porn Meister
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 16443

                      #11
                      What exactly is the problem? That you sometimes have a watery mess? Always shake the bottle.. That you get some on the lid when you squeeze it out? When it hardens up just pull it off. Or wipe it off with a bit of paper towel or somethin.

                      Have some cousins who put ketchup on pasta too. Never quite understood it, but dont knock it. And then there's the steak snobs who feel you should be killed if you dip a piece of cow into ketchup before you eat it.
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                      • JamesK
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                        • Jun 2002
                        • 16731

                        #12
                        Originally posted by TimBlaze
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                        • Oracle Porn
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 24433

                          #13


                          wtf are you talking about?


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                          • Peaches
                            Old broad
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 13933

                            #14
                            I always make the first squeeze of ketchup and mustard into my sink. If there's gunk on it, wipe it off. It's not rocket surgery.

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                            • Sid70
                              Downshifter
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 16413

                              #15
                              you aint american if you dont use ketchup. But its not about it. Its about why dont they do a wider bottle neck?
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                              • Emil
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                                • Feb 2007
                                • 5658

                                #16
                                wtf, you people dont use ketchup on your pasta? i use it all the time...
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                                • DutchTeenCash
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                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 21684

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by kievdesign
                                  you aint american if you dont use ketchup. But its not about it. Its about why dont they do a wider bottle neck?

                                  first of all thats crap

                                  second - get the plastic Heinz bottle problem solved

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                                  • Sid70
                                    Downshifter
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 16413

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by DutchTeenCash
                                    first of all thats crap

                                    second - get the plastic Heinz bottle problem solved
                                    Well, its actually very close to reality as i saw they shove ketchup in every meal.
                                    Plastic is for losers.

                                    Just deliver your product in a glass can so i could easily use a spoon to reach it.
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                                    • Blazed
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                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 1701

                                      #19
                                      Ketchup on pasta thats trailer trash shit

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                                      • Sid70
                                        Downshifter
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 16413

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Blazed
                                        Ketchup on pasta thats trailer trash shit
                                        its better then any american fast food.... but, read the problem. its about a bottle.
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                                        • Tom_PM
                                          Porn Meister
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 16443

                                          #21
                                          Used to come in glass bottles with metal caps. I'd rather not go back to rusty metal caps encrusted with a pound of goo.

                                          Anticipation commercial was classic though.
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                                          • Sly
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                                            • Sep 2004
                                            • 31376

                                            #22
                                            Wait a minute... you are complaining because the glass bottle is hard to get product out of? Use plastic. Problem solved. Everybody else does.
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                                            • Imortyl Pussycat
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                                              • Apr 2006
                                              • 5449

                                              #23
                                              i am addicted to Heinz Ketchup Kick'rs hot & spicy. it has tabasco in it
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                                              • O MARINA
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                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 13796

                                                #24
                                                Complain to Platinumbucks.com about this issue
                                                someone over there is dating a cousins brother who is sisters daughter second cousin of brother of heinz !

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                                                • Brad
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                  • 2510

                                                  #25
                                                  If you're going to have macaroni put some cheese on that shit save the ketchup for fries or a burger or something.

                                                  Go to the store and tell them "It's gotta be KD" they will either know what your saying or will look at you like a retard. either way it's win win.
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                                                  • NicAngel
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                                                    • Jun 2008
                                                    • 817

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by kievdesign
                                                    its better then any american fast food.... but, read the problem. its about a bottle.
                                                    I especially hate when the bottle makes a fart noise when you squeeze it when it's almost empty... not ok!
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                                                    • Tom_PM
                                                      Porn Meister
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 16443

                                                      #27
                                                      Blame it on the dogs ketchup bottle
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                                                      • Sid70
                                                        Downshifter
                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 16413

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by NicAngel
                                                        I especially hate when the bottle makes a fart noise when you squeeze it when it's almost empty... not ok!
                                                        fart noise sounds like snatch noise bits

                                                        Okay , i think its too much hate in here i didnt mean it.
                                                        We all know plastic packs arent any good.
                                                        So using glass bottles is kinda ok, but its tough to get a prouct out.

                                                        All i complain about why they cant do a jam like wide neck bottles so i can
                                                        easily show my work or spoon in it? Cus you cant even squeeze your fork into
                                                        a bottle of Heinz.
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                                                        • 1off
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2007
                                                          • 674

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by kievdesign
                                                          fart noise sounds like snatch noise bits

                                                          Okay , i think its too much hate in here i didnt mean it.
                                                          We all know plastic packs arent any good.
                                                          So using glass bottles is kinda ok, but its tough to get a prouct out.

                                                          All i complain about why they cant do a jam like wide neck bottles so i can
                                                          easily show my work or spoon in it? Cus you cant even squeeze your fork into
                                                          a bottle of Heinz.
                                                          That's actually a really good idea. Like a mayonaise jar of ketchup.

                                                          and I have to ask, have you ever had your pasta with a hearty marinara sauce with maybe some peppers or mushrooms in it, and some freshly grated parmesan cheese??

                                                          You'll never go back to ketchup

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                                                          • sniperwolf
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                            • 17743

                                                            #30


                                                            Talking to this?

                                                            Originally posted by kievdesign
                                                            its better then any american fast food.... but, read the problem. its about a bottle.

                                                            ...

                                                            Just deliver your product in a glass can so i could easily use a spoon to reach it.
                                                            Then suggest that to them..
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                                                            • Tom_PM
                                                              Porn Meister
                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                              • 16443

                                                              #31
                                                              Well, buy a mason jar at the store.. buy ketchup, saw the top of the ketchup bottle off, and put it in the mason jar.

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                                                              • Sid70
                                                                Downshifter
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 16413

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by 1off
                                                                That's actually a really good idea. Like a mayonaise jar of ketchup.

                                                                and I have to ask, have you ever had your pasta with a hearty marinara sauce with maybe some peppers or mushrooms in it, and some freshly grated parmesan cheese??

                                                                You'll never go back to ketchup
                                                                im not demanding in food. and tried a lot of those u mentioned. but amigo having two little kids it aint easy to BUILD a fucking hamburger, why the fuck everyone is concenrtated on MY kethchup in MY plate, just fucking concentrate on HEINZ bad ass bottle design improvement.

                                                                THank you.
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                                                                • Sid70
                                                                  Downshifter
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 16413

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by sniperwolf


                                                                  Talking to this?



                                                                  Then suggest that to them..
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                                                                  • Sid70
                                                                    Downshifter
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 16413

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                                                    Well, buy a mason jar at the store.. buy ketchup, saw the top of the ketchup bottle off, and put it in the mason jar.


                                                                    okay, so its my fault again they cant release a suitable product?

                                                                    KOOL.


                                                                    But oroginal thinking of yours delivers, bro.
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                                                                    • WhiplashDug
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                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                      • 3438

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by kievdesign
                                                                      you aint american if you dont use ketchup. But its not about it. Its about why dont they do a wider bottle neck?
                                                                      I actually HATE ketchup! Cant stand it!
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                                                                      • After Shock Media
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                                                                        • Mar 2001
                                                                        • 35299

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I will defend your adding a very small amount of ketchup to boxed mac n cheese. Like about a teaspoon mixed into a bowls worth, adds just a touch of tomato taste. Small amount of BBQ sauce works as well.

                                                                        Now poster as everyone else has pretty much suggested they have improved the bottle with plastic squeeze bottles. If they are not available in your area, I am sure you have maybe seen the red squeeze bottles at places that have ketchup in them (usually a yellow one for mustard), or you can get a clear one or as suggested a small jar. You can then pour your ketchup into such bottles or if you look around they do have canned ketchup available. You just use can opener and pop the lid, then pour it off into a resealable container.

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                                                                        • payd2purv
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                                                                          • Jan 2008
                                                                          • 2727

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by kievdesign
                                                                          why dont you hire a designer to fucking solve the problem of squeezing your ketchup off the bottle? Taking it off my fridge it sucks I cant eat pasta unless i use a wooden stick monkey style to let i trun all over my plate! I'm sure you should do something about it.
                                                                          Wtf are you talking about? Man the designers on this forum are all bonkers.

                                                                          I read what you said about 15x and all I can figure is whatever small european town you are from has yet to start selling HEINZ IN A SQUEEZE BOTTLE .

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                                                                          • mikeyddddd
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                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                            • 16557

                                                                            #38

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                                                                            • scottybuzz
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                              • 14799

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Ketchup is nice, but you can get to the stage where you put it on everything and thus lose the taste of real food, which can be a shame. I remember always putting it on my steaks and thus steak became simply 1 type, the type with ketchup on.

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                                                                              • Sid70
                                                                                Downshifter
                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                • 16413

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by payd2purv
                                                                                Wtf are you talking about? Man the designers on this forum are all bonkers.

                                                                                I read what you said about 15x and all I can figure is whatever small european town you are from has yet to start selling HEINZ IN A SQUEEZE BOTTLE .
                                                                                You read it all but missed that fact that i noticed, PLASTIC is bad, I do not eat food that comes from PLASTIC.
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                                                                                • Sid70
                                                                                  Downshifter
                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                  • 16413

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by mikeyddddd
                                                                                  No plastic, please.
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                                                                                  • tranza
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                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                    • 57559

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by TimBlaze
                                                                                    Lololololololol....
                                                                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                    • Tom_PM
                                                                                      Porn Meister
                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                      • 16443

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by kievdesign
                                                                                      okay, so its my fault again they cant release a suitable product?

                                                                                      KOOL.


                                                                                      But oroginal thinking of yours delivers, bro.
                                                                                      I bet you can find it in a glass jar somewhere.. someone has to have addressed this need. Your local store may not stock it in that package though.
                                                                                      43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                                                                                      • BSleazy
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                                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                                        • 6721

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Explain why you don't like plastic bottles.
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                                                                                        • Penny Flame
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                                                                                          • Mar 2008
                                                                                          • 729

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          This thread makes me want french fries.
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                                                                                          • After Shock Media
                                                                                            It's coming look busy
                                                                                            • Mar 2001
                                                                                            • 35299

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by BCyber
                                                                                            Explain why you don't like plastic bottles.
                                                                                            Petroleum based and such I would presume. Technically acidic foods can also leach such things like PVC into the product and well ketchup is acidic.

                                                                                            One more time for poster, you can get ketchup in a can (tin) if you look.

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                                                                                            • Brad
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                                                                                              • Jan 2007
                                                                                              • 2510

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                                                              This thread makes me want french fries.
                                                                                              With Heinz right?
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                                                                                              • dav3
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                                                                                                • May 2007
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                If you are complaining about the older glass bottles, all you gotta do is hit the "57" on the neck.
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                                                                                                • Farang
                                                                                                  one sick puppy
                                                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                                                  • 11713

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Just sue them, why bitch of gfy.
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                                                                                                  • Sid70
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                                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                                    • 16413

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    many 'smart' asses here could say WTF if i ended this thread with the original CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS, but let me be more precise and say that PR_Tom won the game because he really uderstood the problem and offered suitable solution. So, to finalise this sig spot discussion, next time in USA, im paying the beer, Tom. Hopefull I will finally meet PR team players considering i did some work for them

                                                                                                    THanks everyone.
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