The Director of the FBI emailed me today! - GoFuckYourself.com

kmanrox · 06-12-2008, 10:14 AM

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United States Department of Justice (DOJ) Federal Bureau of Investigation Washington, DC.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Has discovered through our intelligence Monitoring Network, that you have an on going transaction with a Financial Institution in Nigeria, as the owner of the said sum $7.5 Million USD.

So the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Has screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the transaction you have with the Financial Institution is Legal and you have the Lawful Right to claim your due fund. We advise you to go ahead with the transaction as we are monitoring all their services and networks. Be advised that any letter or claims notification received from anybody or company should be forwarded to us with immediate effect.

Meanwhile, you are advised to follow the procedure of the Financial Institution. They have their own legal procedure which we have examined and confirmed legal. Follow their instructions while you keep us updated for more details. You are advised to contact the necessary office for more details of transfer as we are monitoring every move now.

Please, be advised and be aware that your funds had been insured and the necessary charges would be taken care of by you, as confirmed by the Monitoring network. For your own good you are advised to confirm any transaction or lottery promo you have either involved yourself with in the past to enable us trace this scammers. Only the Financial Institution has been confirmed Legal any other are still under investigation, and so many others are scam, most especially from Nigeria and Africa.

You are to contact the Director of Operations Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde with the information below in regards to more details on your funds.

Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde (Director of Operations)
Phone: +234 1 231 2126
E-mail: [email protected]

If you need to contact me at any stage please do not hesitate to call (206) 350-6981.

Sincerely,

Robert S. Mueller, III (Director)
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)

i'm stoked.. i thought those nigerians were scammers... i KNEW the FBI had the ability to legitimize this transaction once and for all!! SUCKAS LAFFT AT ME!!! Who's LAFFING NOW????

ADL Colin · 06-12-2008, 10:16 AM

I had tea with the director of the FBI once. True story.

fitzmulti · 06-12-2008, 10:23 AM

Nice to know they use HOTMAIL, LOL!

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 06-12-2008, 10:27 AM

have you called them? you should.....

jakethedog · 06-12-2008, 10:29 AM

your rich ..yaaaa.. can i get a pony ?

Casa Nova · 06-12-2008, 10:30 AM

FBI are cheap so they use hotmail to keep in budget

1off · 06-12-2008, 10:33 AM

I would love to be a fly on the wall during the meeting those smelly fucks had to write that letter... I could only imagine the arguments over grammar and spelling, and how to make it look "official"

mrkris · 06-12-2008, 10:40 AM

Haha, that number is based out of my area. I'll get you more details when I finish sending some "emails".

Niktamer · 06-12-2008, 10:43 AM

thats my money!!

payd2purv · 06-12-2008, 11:09 AM

I woke up one morning.. My pops first day of "retirement"

Me - "Where's dad?"

Mom - "He's in a meeting DON'T BOTHER HIM!"

Me - "Fbi? Department of Treasury, RCMP!? whos business cards are these?"

Mom - "What?! GIMME THOSE! go play on the computer!"

Me - "Can I keep the FBI one?"

Mom - "NO!"

Vick! · 06-12-2008, 11:16 AM

Buy me a pizza when you get your 7.5 meelion .. I am hungry.

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Violetta · 06-12-2008, 11:22 AM

haha... lol at hotmail1

SirMoby · 06-12-2008, 11:43 AM

Contact that FBI at [email protected]

Andy Servers4Less · 06-12-2008, 11:47 AM

technology has changed things. The FBI used to actually visit you. Now they can email from home using their hotmail addresses. Amazing.

aico · 06-12-2008, 11:48 AM

who ever wrote that has dyslexia, it should be FIB.

pornguy · 06-12-2008, 11:49 AM

Send it over the the FBI. they will love that one.

Jens Van Assterdam · 06-12-2008, 11:51 AM

Forward it to the guys from Zone-H. They flew to one of these nigerian scammers once and nearly got killed by the gang. Tough business...

qxm · 06-12-2008, 11:53 AM

_Richard_ · 06-12-2008, 12:15 PM

the fbi is in cahoots with the nigerians?

midphase · 06-12-2008, 01:49 PM

wtf fbi use hotmail lol

kmanrox · 06-12-2008, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SBR Richard

the fbi is in cahoots with the nigerians?

well duh.. if ya dont know, know ya know, jigga

M0nk · 06-12-2008, 02:42 PM

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bobby666 · 06-12-2008, 02:43 PM

hehe a hotmail user

brandonstills · 06-12-2008, 03:14 PM

translation? what is it they are saying?

Persius · 06-12-2008, 03:21 PM

lmao hotmail HAHAH

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nojob · 06-12-2008, 04:09 PM

That is funny as hell. I wonder if they get fucked even more that they are impersonating them as well.

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