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Now with more Jayne
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Guys, what is your beauty routine ?
Most women have a beauty routine that includes various things from plucking, shaving, night creams, day creams, fake tans, and styling products, etc. What about you guys? We are frequently being told that sales of care products for men is going up. So, guys, what is your beauty routine? What products do you use?
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Do Fun Shit.
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Wake up... wait for gf to refuse to kiss me because i stink... rinse... wash... repeat...
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Soap, shampoo, batteries for electric razor.
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Crazy Aussie Bastard
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You're kidding right?
Short of a couple of hundred grand in plastic surgery, ain't nothing in a bottle that's going to improve my mug. Wouldn't have it any other way. Low maintenance and I can spend my time worrying about far more important things. ;-)
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Ik ben een aap
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Wake up brush my teeth and put some clothes on to go for a 4 mile run. Get home have a shower or bath if my legs are sore. Shampoo for me hair, shower gel for my body. Dry myself and put my clothes on. Blow dry my hair and fix it with my product. Use a roll on eye cream. Thats pretty much it, sometimes I use moisturiser but not a lot. I'm naturally pretty
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I think we actually came to the age of intense cherubinism.
Seeing guys on the street that look better cared than Claudia Schiffer is scaring me, douchebag gods tanned the whole year with a soft and crisp skin. Of course I am trying to be the civilised man doing all the showering using Old Spice my old school braun shaving hellmachine and a decent aftershave, plus I do even use some Calvin Klein fragrance while I am facing a female company. But I never attended a tanning saloon, I never used any lotions or facials or all kinds of stuff that I can't even examine, what's more I don't feel like like my skin would be dropping off or that I would look like I can't walk the streets in daylight. I guess there is a border where a man turns into a cherubine, and this border has been pushed way too hard these days.
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I do the five S's routine.
ShitIt's a man's morning.
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I believe that beauty can be passed on, therefore I rub my face in beautiful pussy as often as I can.
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I need a beer
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Shower and shave and splash on Brut for the ladies
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Now with more Jayne
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Shower. Trim beard. Roll in mud.
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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I used to be semi-metrosexual but now that I sit at home most day and I gained weight, taking care of myself is kinda pointless, so I often leave the house looking almost like a bum and just hoping I won't suddenly stumble upon one of the hot girl-friends. ;)
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion. |
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Wake up, drink coffee, shit, take shower, shave, brush teeth. Done.
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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I shower after I work out. This is once a day. I use Walmart body wash and whatever shampoo is in the shower. I shave my face with a Gillette Fusion razor and Gillette shaving gel maybe 2-3 times a week.
I wear deodorant (some gel thing) and cologne. Options for cologne: Acqua di Gio from Armani (my wife's recommendation), Euphoria from Calvin Klein (a gift from someone) or the Hollister cologne in the brown bottle (my wife's recommendation). I also shave my balls maybe once a week. And I brush my teeth 3 times a day of course. Nobody wants smelly breath. And I put gel in my hair. My real "beauty" routine would be hitting the gym and/or going for a run pretty much every day and eating healthy.
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Back off bitch.
He had me at "aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol" I am a product whore. My guys usually end up digging all the great crap I get them using- because their skin is clearer, softer, and less likely to age as rapid. By the way Marina, I have a mean elbow. I know how to throw it. Ya heard?
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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He is mine I will elbow you for marketsmart so hard, you will slip on his anti aging eye drops & cream and will fall down the fucking stairs. Then I will rub his honey almond body scrub all over your hair. |
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I use noxema to wash my face. soap dries my skin. I use head & shoulders shampoo, lather twice, I use Irish Spring bar soap (either icy or blast moisture), I use jergen cocoa butter lotion, for deodorant I alternate (I have about three to four in the cabinet).
This is enough for me. I use to soap and shampoo, now I shampoo then soap. My lady realize shit was ass backwards. My whole life I never realize the difference. Make sense now. |
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You have people? I thought I was your people? |
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Ik ben een aap
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Lol, seems about right to me!
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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LL threw the elbow at you
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wake up, have a cup of tea, then have a shave wich a Gillette mach 3 razor and cheap shaving gel, then have a shower and use some cheap old shampoo and cheap soap then clean my teeth with colgate, dont need to use gel or brush my hair as it is shaved then use Lynx deodorant and thats it, Oh do cut my finger nails and toe nails every 3 days as I hate long finger and toe nails, forgot the aftershave I normally use joop
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I'm beautiful as soon as I wake up in the day......For some people, beauty is easy....
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I am sorry for that elbow Sarah ![]() I was practicing for a year or so in the future..when Marina would try to steal my product loving man marketsmart.
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Most things go over peoples' heads.
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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Your bathroom is not place for someone like Marketsmart, you heard? He only uses the finer products such as PREVAGE & other imported gems from France & Italy, not white rain conditioner from Walmart |
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I am Amazing Content!
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i told you to keep me out of that - i don't want to argue with 3 brothers
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Brush Teeth, Mouthwash, Shower, Q-tips, Shaving, Clip nose hairs, Some Cologne..
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Now choke yourself!
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Wash face with hand cloth first.
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hahaha it's still pretty good to hear that most guys here are the typical and traditional ones.
i have known and with guys who are very metrosexual and their vainness sometimes annoys me! ![]()
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