Something that annoys me about sponsors/sales reps - GoFuckYourself.com

Dirty F · 06-07-2008, 12:20 PM

You open a thread or read someone elses thread asking about a specific feauture and which sponsors have this.
There are a bunch of sales reps here who will ALWAYS respond with "yeah we've got that, hit me up". They don't even read what it is they just type that and go to the next thread to spam.
So you hit them up, he/she has no clue what you're talking about. You point him out to the thread and he will say "yeah just sign up and look in the member area" let me know if you need something else. Ofcourse once you're signed up there is nothing to be found. You hit him up again and the you'll get the "oh man, i'm sorry, i thought we had that feautre...let me see what i can do for you". Thats the last time you heard from him.

In the meantime if that lying moron piece of shit wouldnt just have random spammed his crap i would actually already be halfway a new site where i use that specific feature from a non bs sponsor. Smell what i'm cooking?

I think it's time for a special area on here or a site where all those idiots will be mentioned including the crap they talk. So you simply know who to deal with and who not.

brand0n · 06-07-2008, 12:20 PM

ya we got that, hit me up.

1off · 06-07-2008, 12:25 PM

Good idea.

I hate the BS excuse that "they were swamped yesterday, didn't have a chance to get your links".

A reps only job is to do these little tasks like setting things up for affiliates. A dozen or so 10 minute jobs in any given day that get put off. It's always such a shock when you get a rep who hits you up, says he has something.. 5 mins later sends you a zip.. and a "anything else?" The majority of the time it takes 3 days and 5 icq messages just to get a psd.

Electric Lights · 06-07-2008, 12:28 PM

sales reps are idiots, there is no point in talking to them whatsoever.

i just skip straight to the owner/manager

woj · 06-07-2008, 12:29 PM

just a rant? I was hoping to see some names

WiredGuy · 06-07-2008, 12:51 PM

We got that feature, signup and let me know how i can help.
WG

Penny24Seven · 06-07-2008, 01:01 PM

hahaha yeah that sucks, let me just say this. We have nothing. I don't even have a fucking gallery posted. Yeah I Have them but none are posted. You want a banner? Make it yourself. You want pics? Well I will give you a pass to the members area and you can get your own. You want clips? Make them from the members area but no longer then a minute. hahaha

Ross · 06-07-2008, 01:48 PM

Franck I miss you.

Tjeezers · 06-07-2008, 01:51 PM

ohh i had that so many times. With a lot of people.
But hee.. they are working on it... ( smoke another blunt ya guys, go to some more webmaster meetings to network with other sponsors, avoid webmasters they complain to much anyway... hell why do they call it webmaster meetings? )

VIPimp · 06-07-2008, 02:01 PM

Hit me up Franck, I got what you need...

Babaganoosh · 06-07-2008, 02:08 PM

90% of affiliate reps are as useless as my tits and as clueless as spacedog.

Tjeezers · 06-07-2008, 02:35 PM

true, they should hire top webmasters to do their holiday work.

BV · 06-07-2008, 03:53 PM

I feel your pain.

GetSCORECash · 06-07-2008, 03:54 PM

Frank we have big tits

I can assure you we do!

jscott · 06-07-2008, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

just a rant? I was hoping to see some names

me too

Sands · 06-07-2008, 05:47 PM

Franck in '08!

pocketkangaroo · 06-07-2008, 05:56 PM

The most annoying thing to me is how EVERY SINGLE PROGRAM comes into threads about conversions being down with "Oh shit, we just had our best month ever!" or "Our ratios just got better this year!".

You'd think we'd all be converting at 1:10 with how awesome every company improves every month.

SarahLLO · 06-07-2008, 06:02 PM

How about when you post a thread looking for a specific niche, and a rep comes in like "we don't have that, but we have _________" - what's the point? To annoy me?

VikingMan · 06-07-2008, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

ya we got that, hit me up.

marketsmart · 06-07-2008, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

90% of affiliate reps are as useless as my tits and as clueless as baddog.

i hear ya...

Nicky · 06-07-2008, 07:12 PM

I feel ya Franck, now hit me up and let's see what pukedupcash.com can do for you

faxxaff · 06-07-2008, 07:17 PM

All I remember about sales reps is that they know how I could make more money with them .... LOL ... they must be crazy telling this to me.

wyldblyss · 06-07-2008, 07:18 PM

My beef is just people not reading the thread and responding in a totally inappropriate manner, whether it is an affiliate rep or not.

Nicky · 06-07-2008, 07:22 PM

Congrats to the winners.

SomeCreep · 06-07-2008, 08:23 PM

If you've got the money honey, we've got yo' disease.

CyberHustler · 06-07-2008, 08:29 PM

Hit up Josh at cootercash.com. They have what you need.

rvincent · 06-08-2008, 06:13 AM

Unfortunatly, it seems like many reps are like this (the same thing happened to me at least 5 times), but the good news is that there are plenty of other good sponsors.

06-07-2008, 12:20 PM	#1
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Something that annoys me about sponsors/sales reps You open a thread or read someone elses thread asking about a specific feauture and which sponsors have this. There are a bunch of sales reps here who will ALWAYS respond with "yeah we've got that, hit me up". They don't even read what it is they just type that and go to the next thread to spam. So you hit them up, he/she has no clue what you're talking about. You point him out to the thread and he will say "yeah just sign up and look in the member area" let me know if you need something else. Ofcourse once you're signed up there is nothing to be found. You hit him up again and the you'll get the "oh man, i'm sorry, i thought we had that feautre...let me see what i can do for you". Thats the last time you heard from him. In the meantime if that lying moron piece of shit wouldnt just have random spammed his crap i would actually already be halfway a new site where i use that specific feature from a non bs sponsor. Smell what i'm cooking? I think it's time for a special area on here or a site where all those idiots will be mentioned including the crap they talk. So you simply know who to deal with and who not.

06-07-2008, 12:20 PM	#2
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	ya we got that, hit me up. __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

06-07-2008, 12:25 PM	#3
1off Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Rare Design Lab Posts: 674	Good idea. I hate the BS excuse that "they were swamped yesterday, didn't have a chance to get your links". A reps only job is to do these little tasks like setting things up for affiliates. A dozen or so 10 minute jobs in any given day that get put off. It's always such a shock when you get a rep who hits you up, says he has something.. 5 mins later sends you a zip.. and a "anything else?" The majority of the time it takes 3 days and 5 icq messages just to get a psd. __________________ ! DESIGN DEALS ! ReBrand Your Empire ! $250 Tours \| $18 Flash Trailers ! TUBE SITES ! TEVS sample ! $450 ! tubecgi sample $350 ! Nubiles sample $250 ! (includes script costs) ! GALLERY DEALS ! The FIFTEEN DOLLAR Hosted Gallery with a Guarantee ! icq 361811746

06-07-2008, 12:29 PM	#5
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	just a rant? I was hoping to see some names __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

06-07-2008, 12:51 PM	#6
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,479	We got that feature, signup and let me know how i can help. WG __________________ I play with Google.

06-07-2008, 12:28 PM	#4
Electric Lights So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 224	sales reps are idiots, there is no point in talking to them whatsoever. i just skip straight to the owner/manager

06-07-2008, 01:01 PM	#7
Penny24Seven So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 6,287	hahaha yeah that sucks, let me just say this. We have nothing. I don't even have a fucking gallery posted. Yeah I Have them but none are posted. You want a banner? Make it yourself. You want pics? Well I will give you a pass to the members area and you can get your own. You want clips? Make them from the members area but no longer then a minute. hahaha __________________ Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

06-07-2008, 01:48 PM	#8
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Franck I miss you.

06-07-2008, 01:51 PM	#9
Tjeezers Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: BP4L - NL/RO Posts: 16,572	ohh i had that so many times. With a lot of people. But hee.. they are working on it... ( smoke another blunt ya guys, go to some more webmaster meetings to network with other sponsors, avoid webmasters they complain to much anyway... hell why do they call it webmaster meetings? ) __________________ Enroll in the SWAG Affiliate Asian Live Cam Program and get 9 free quality linkbacks from my network! Wanna see how old school I am? Look at this! All my Cam Review Sites are here!

06-07-2008, 02:01 PM	#10
VIPimp Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,234	Hit me up Franck, I got what you need...

06-07-2008, 02:08 PM	#11
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	90% of affiliate reps are as useless as my tits and as clueless as spacedog. __________________ I like pie.

06-07-2008, 02:35 PM	#12
Tjeezers Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: BP4L - NL/RO Posts: 16,572	true, they should hire top webmasters to do their holiday work. __________________ Enroll in the SWAG Affiliate Asian Live Cam Program and get 9 free quality linkbacks from my network! Wanna see how old school I am? Look at this! All my Cam Review Sites are here!

06-07-2008, 03:53 PM	#13
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	I feel your pain.

06-07-2008, 03:54 PM	#14
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06-07-2008, 05:47 PM	#16
Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	Franck in '08!

06-07-2008, 05:56 PM	#17
pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	The most annoying thing to me is how EVERY SINGLE PROGRAM comes into threads about conversions being down with "Oh shit, we just had our best month ever!" or "Our ratios just got better this year!". You'd think we'd all be converting at 1:10 with how awesome every company improves every month.

06-07-2008, 06:02 PM	#18
SarahLLO Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: OH Posts: 1,168	How about when you post a thread looking for a specific niche, and a rep comes in like "we don't have that, but we have _________" - what's the point? To annoy me?

06-07-2008, 07:12 PM	#21
Nicky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	I feel ya Franck, now hit me up and let's see what pukedupcash.com can do for you __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

06-07-2008, 07:17 PM	#22
faxxaff Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Marina Hemingway Posts: 2,134	All I remember about sales reps is that they know how I could make more money with them .... LOL ... they must be crazy telling this to me. __________________ Asian Babes

06-07-2008, 07:18 PM	#23
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	My beef is just people not reading the thread and responding in a totally inappropriate manner, whether it is an affiliate rep or not.

06-07-2008, 07:22 PM	#24
Nicky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	Congrats to the winners. __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

06-07-2008, 08:23 PM	#25
SomeCreep :glugglug Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where the Wild Things Are Posts: 26,118	If you've got the money honey, we've got yo' disease. __________________ Webair Hosting I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

06-07-2008, 08:29 PM	#26
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,081	Hit up Josh at cootercash.com. They have what you need.

06-08-2008, 06:13 AM	#27
rvincent Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 431	Unfortunatly, it seems like many reps are like this (the same thing happened to me at least 5 times), but the good news is that there are plenty of other good sponsors. __________________ Victoria Holyns : promote her siteHERE !