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InternetIsForPorn · 06-07-2008, 11:21 AM

I know, I know. What the fuck is this guy doing here looking for financing?

But GFY has some of the most open-minded (duh) potential investors in the world - and some of the best thread trolls, so this thread will live a long life. Yes, I'm talking about you, the "oh go ahead take my money fuck off" guys.

Now, onto business.

I have a brilliant plan on how to turn $500k into $7 million within 24 months - or less. I have to say that this will involve both mainstream and adult businesses - but mostly focusing on mainstream!

The plan revolves around the fact that I have found a market within the EU that hasn't yet been touched by Affiliate Networks and/or Programs. For example, last year the region had over $600 million in online sales (be it stuff from online shops or loans). This year (as of June) has already had over $500 million, so with the Holidays fever it should top $1 billion.

Why is this interesting?

Simply because ALL of those sales were generated from prepaid online advertising. NO AFFILIATE DEALS WHAT SO EVER. And this advertising has been done only on the top50-or-so sites within the region. And there are thousands!

So the idea is to establish an Affiliate Network within the region and get 2-5% (eventually) from that online sales turnover.

I have an indepth plan on the whole thing, but really would not want expose details here.

So if you are interested and understand the potential of this kind of a project, please hit me up or email me at thatporndude [at] gmail

JamesK · 06-07-2008, 11:22 AM

I'm in. Where do I send the check?

fris · 06-07-2008, 11:23 AM

coming from someone who has a gmail address for contact

CaptainHowdy · 06-07-2008, 11:28 AM

Money sent...

stickyfingerz · 06-07-2008, 11:32 AM

I will send you a wire right away with the 500,000.00 However I will need you in good earnest to first send me a convience fee of a mere 1000.00 to my paypal to show that you are dedicated to the deal. Here is my paypal email. [email protected] As soon as the 1000.00 arrives we can proceed.

InternetIsForPorn · 06-07-2008, 11:35 AM

Yup, keep it coming. This thread needs to LIVEEEEEE!

woj · 06-07-2008, 11:37 AM

good luck with that

SayWhut · 06-07-2008, 11:37 AM

Haha he has already made a few threads on this where he has been bashed on ...

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/831434-ive-found-7-million-investors.html

https://gfy.com/sell-and-buy-forum/832027-found-goldmine-investor.html

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-07-2008, 11:39 AM

OH god not this shit again...
Can we just ban this pricks IP?

Eat My Shit · 06-07-2008, 11:40 AM

I BELIEVE HIM!!!

Nobody would just show up posting about this sort of shit.

He must be legit!!!!!!!

I just sent (by paypal) three times what you are asking so that I might make 21 million!!

Let me know when we are there! Thanks!!!!!!!!!!

leedsfan · 06-07-2008, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris

coming from someone who has a gmail address for contact

lol gmail is cool. I can access all my accounts from anywhere. Now that google calendar is easy to use it makes sense. I can check my email from my Ipod Touch by the pool.

woj · 06-07-2008, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leedsfan

lol gmail is cool. I can access all my accounts from anywhere. Now that google calendar is easy to use it makes sense. I can check my email from my Ipod Touch by the pool.

The problem is not it's a gmail address, the problem is that it's some anonymous kid with a pipe dream... if the thread starter gave some information about who he is, what he has accomplished, what other successful businesses he launched, etc things would appear 10x more serious then..

InternetIsForPorn · 06-07-2008, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

The problem is not it's a gmail address, the problem is that it's some anonymous kid with a pipe dream... if the thread starter gave some information about who he is, what he has accomplished, what other successful businesses he launched, etc things would appear 10x more serious then..

Good point btw.

Although this is GFY and people will troll this thread, this is just how shit works here.

But yes, I have:
Launched 4 affiliate programs (1 adult and very successful)
Launched and currently run an outsourcing business that revolves around SEO, PPC management and content creation (no, not porn)
Do a lot of build-operate-sell schemes with Blogs
And much more.

I'll gladly tell more after signing NDAs as the plan that I have will make me rich - and the investor richer.

payd2purv · 06-07-2008, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn

Good point btw.

Although this is GFY and people will troll this thread, this is just how shit works here.

But yes, I have:
Launched 4 affiliate programs (1 adult and very successful)
Launched and currently run an outsourcing business that revolves around SEO, PPC management and content creation (no, not porn)
Do a lot of build-operate-sell schemes with Blogs
And much more.

I'll gladly tell more after signing NDAs as the plan that I have will make me rich - and the investor richer.

You'd think someone in your position would already have the contacts for investors..

Dirty F · 06-07-2008, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn

Good point btw.

Although this is GFY and people will troll this thread, this is just how shit works here.

But yes, I have:
Launched 4 affiliate programs (1 adult and very successful)
Launched and currently run an outsourcing business that revolves around SEO, PPC management and content creation (no, not porn)
Do a lot of build-operate-sell schemes with Blogs
And much more.

I'll gladly tell more after signing NDAs as the plan that I have will make me rich - and the investor richer.

Yeah yeah, its always the people who know it all have done it all who dont have money.

06-07-2008, 11:21 AM	#1
InternetIsForPorn Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 848	I'll turn your $500k into our $7 million. Investors welcome. I know, I know. What the fuck is this guy doing here looking for financing? But GFY has some of the most open-minded (duh) potential investors in the world - and some of the best thread trolls, so this thread will live a long life. Yes, I'm talking about you, the "oh go ahead take my money fuck off" guys. Now, onto business. I have a brilliant plan on how to turn $500k into $7 million within 24 months - or less. I have to say that this will involve both mainstream and adult businesses - but mostly focusing on mainstream! The plan revolves around the fact that I have found a market within the EU that hasn't yet been touched by Affiliate Networks and/or Programs. For example, last year the region had over $600 million in online sales (be it stuff from online shops or loans). This year (as of June) has already had over $500 million, so with the Holidays fever it should top $1 billion. Why is this interesting? Simply because ALL of those sales were generated from prepaid online advertising. NO AFFILIATE DEALS WHAT SO EVER. And this advertising has been done only on the top50-or-so sites within the region. And there are thousands! So the idea is to establish an Affiliate Network within the region and get 2-5% (eventually) from that online sales turnover. I have an indepth plan on the whole thing, but really would not want expose details here. So if you are interested and understand the potential of this kind of a project, please hit me up or email me at thatporndude [at] gmail

06-07-2008, 11:22 AM	#2
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06-07-2008, 11:28 AM	#4
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06-07-2008, 11:32 AM	#5
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,984	I will send you a wire right away with the 500,000.00 However I will need you in good earnest to first send me a convience fee of a mere 1000.00 to my paypal to show that you are dedicated to the deal. Here is my paypal email. [email protected] As soon as the 1000.00 arrives we can proceed.

06-07-2008, 11:35 AM	#6
InternetIsForPorn Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 848	Yup, keep it coming. This thread needs to LIVEEEEEE!

06-07-2008, 11:37 AM	#8
SayWhut Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: United Blingdom Posts: 962	Haha he has already made a few threads on this where he has been bashed on ... https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/831434-ive-found-7-million-investors.html https://gfy.com/sell-and-buy-forum/832027-found-goldmine-investor.html

06-07-2008, 11:40 AM	#10
Eat My Shit Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 65	I BELIEVE HIM!!! Nobody would just show up posting about this sort of shit. He must be legit!!!!!!! I just sent (by paypal) three times what you are asking so that I might make 21 million!! Let me know when we are there! Thanks!!!!!!!!!!