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Old 06-03-2008, 08:43 AM   #1
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I will be performing open heart surgery on myself this afternoon at 3pm EST. My physician advised me not to do this, but I know the GFY doctors on call can help me through this. Can anyone draw me a picture of what I need to do? I know you guys are experts when it comes to the law, dog therapy and other important real life issues, so I figured I would come here for medical advice as well.
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Old 06-03-2008, 08:44 AM   #2
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Old 06-03-2008, 08:58 AM   #3
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start off by making sure you take ownership of the knives.
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Old 06-03-2008, 09:00 AM   #4
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Old 06-03-2008, 09:04 AM   #5
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Old 06-03-2008, 11:55 AM   #6
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Yeah, I have to show my heart that I'm the Alpha Dog.
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I will be performing open heart surgery on myself this afternoon at 3pm EST. My physician advised me not to do this, but I know the GFY doctors on call can help me through this. Can anyone draw me a picture of what I need to do? I know you guys are experts when it comes to the law, dog therapy and other important real life issues, so I figured I would come here for medical advice as well.
ktj4l? are you the ktj4l that was/is a member of CFUS? We didn't call our sites "adult" back in the day, what was the term again? these sites packed with bs like stile, orsm and the likes?
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Old 06-03-2008, 12:14 PM   #10
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ktj4l? are you the ktj4l that was/is a member of CFUS? We didn't call our sites "adult" back in the day, what was the term again? these sites packed with bs like stile, orsm and the likes?
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holy shit ktj4l long time no see.. whats it been like 6 years????????
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Old 06-03-2008, 12:20 PM   #12
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I know several online doctors. I can put you in touch with Dr. Testosterone right now if you need some expert advice.
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Old 06-03-2008, 12:29 PM   #21
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holy shit ktj4l long time no see.. whats it been like 6 years????????
More like 11 years. How was prison?
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prison was ok my butt hurts alittle though
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Too British for me. He would probably tell me to disinfect my man-pussy with tea.
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Smear peanut butter all over that little dirthole and have your dog lick it until it feels better. *Kisses n Hugs* Love ya!
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