Things to do when you're single - GoFuckYourself.com

Libertine · 10-17-2002, 05:52 AM

It's been a long while, and I seem to have forgotten. Anyone got suggestions? Drinking with the mates doesn't seem like half as much fun as before, and rotting away behind my pc doesn't sound too good either.

KDizzla · 10-17-2002, 05:56 AM

Crack?

KD

chodadog · 10-17-2002, 05:58 AM

Masturbate, as much as is humanly possible.

10-17-2002, 05:59 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
Masturbate, as much as is humanly possible.

Yeah, but don't let it come this far ....

hjnet · 10-17-2002, 06:00 AM

Fuck as much chicks as possible (thats something I´d do)

kmanrox · 10-17-2002, 06:06 AM

move to bangkok?

Ross · 10-17-2002, 06:52 AM

Make as much money as possible, buy a fuck off Porsche, drive around town and pick up every gorgeous girl you see, fuck them and then continue to do so for a while until it gets boring, then post another thread on GFY sayin "anyone know what to do after you have fucked shit loads of girls and is bored of it"

just an idea....

Enjoy!!

Voodoo · 10-17-2002, 06:53 AM

Get a girlfriend?

cheekycherry · 10-17-2002, 08:20 AM

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Make as much money as possible, buy a fuck off Porsche, drive around town and pick up every gorgeous girl you see, fuck them and then continue to do so for a while until it gets boring, then post another thread on GFY sayin "anyone know what to do after you have fucked shit loads of girls and is bored of it"

That sounds great!

I need to get rid of my girl of 7 years.

quiet · 10-17-2002, 08:21 AM

plot to get a new girlfriend.

Libertine · 10-17-2002, 09:14 AM

I have already fucked a shitload of girls, and got bored with it. That's why I found a girlfriend and quit being single. Aside from that, finding a new girlfriend - or fucking any girl for that matter - sounds horrendous at this moment, since I still miss her too much.

Cheshire · 10-17-2002, 09:37 AM

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Originally posted by Ross
Make as much money as possible, buy a fuck off Porsche, drive around town and pick up every gorgeous girl you see, fuck them and then continue to do so for a while until it gets boring, then post another thread on GFY sayin "anyone know what to do after you have fucked shit loads of girls and is bored of it"

just an idea....

Enjoy!!

Then move to Bangkok?

lol

TDF · 10-17-2002, 09:39 AM

kman can u import a chick for me please?

Sly_RJ · 10-17-2002, 09:39 AM

What the hell? Did you stop taking her on extravagant vacations?

Ævil · 10-17-2002, 09:41 AM

Well, you could do what RAM does....

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Manny The Freak · 10-17-2002, 10:46 AM

If I were single I would fuck every girl I found.

pimplink · 10-17-2002, 10:50 AM

Workout every day, invite friends over and cook for them, travel. Check out poetry readings at the closest university cafe. Hang out with struggling artists in the Mission District. Actually you can do these when married as well. Nevermind.

RedShoe · 10-17-2002, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by Manny The Freak
If I were single I would fuck every girl I found.

... in the cemetary

Lev · 10-17-2002, 11:35 AM

single life is good for only a while, then it gets boring

Cheshire · 10-17-2002, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by pimplink
Workout every day, invite friends over and cook for them, travel. Check out poetry readings at the closest university cafe. Hang out with struggling artists in the Mission District. Actually you can do these when married as well. Nevermind.

Wow ~ you really DO live in Marin. Mill Valley I bet

Rocky · 10-17-2002, 11:41 AM

ever notice that restaurants always serve odd numbers of items

for instance, you get a basket of freshly baked buns and there are seven in the basket

if you are single then you never have to fight over who gets the odd number bun

hope this helps

Libertine · 10-17-2002, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by Rocky
ever notice that restaurants always serve odd numbers of items

for instance, you get a basket of freshly baked buns and there are seven in the basket

if you are single then you never have to fight over who gets the odd number bun

hope this helps

So you're suggesting that I go sit in a restaurant all alone among dozens of happy couples? Yeah, great advice...

Libertine · 10-17-2002, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by Mr.Andersen
Since you are single and i guess you dont get much sex, you need to workout to get rid of the tension.

Also jerk off daily

Actually, I'm technically not single yet - 9 more days, then I will be.
And, I work out for an hour a day and jack off 3 times a day

sherie · 10-17-2002, 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld

Actually, I'm technically not single yet - 9 more days, then I will be.
And, I work out for an hour a day and jack off 3 times a day

First of all wait until your single before you start worrying about it. Chances are you will be relieved and then you can do what ever the hell it is you wanna do!!

Ross · 10-17-2002, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Then move to Bangkok?

lol

Shit I missed that part out, thanx for correcting me Cheshire!!!

Rocky · 10-17-2002, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld

So you're suggesting that I go sit in a restaurant all alone among dozens of happy couples? Yeah, great advice...

yup, that's what i'm suggesting

and don't kid yourself, most couples in restaurants are not happy

dining solo is a sign of strength of character

Joe Sixpack · 10-17-2002, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld
It's been a long while, and I seem to have forgotten. Anyone got suggestions? Drinking with the mates doesn't seem like half as much fun as before, and rotting away behind my pc doesn't sound too good either.

When you're single you do whatever the fuck you want. I'm 32 and a lot of my friends are married and are pussy-whipped bitches who do what their wives tell them. If they don't then they don't get any sex.

Being single is great. Take drugs, go backpacking around Europe, leave dishes in the sink for two weeks. Do whatever the fuck you want.... being single is freedom.

Oh, and masturbate often. It relieves you of a desire for women.

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Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	ever notice that restaurants always serve odd numbers of items for instance, you get a basket of freshly baked buns and there are seven in the basket if you are single then you never have to fight over who gets the odd number bun hope this helps __________________ Are you down with Sin?