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the content guy · 06-11-2008, 07:29 AM

A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack!

"Help me dear," she groans to her husband.

The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.

His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. "I'm dying over here and you're putting?"

"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you."

"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly. "No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."

Evil Chris · 06-11-2008, 08:25 AM

haha... saw that one coming!

Spyce · 06-11-2008, 08:46 AM

That was funny!

yys · 06-11-2008, 08:46 AM

Cira late 1980's

An American businessman travels to Japan for some important meetings

He arrives the night before and decides to get himself an escort to pass the night away

A beautiful young Japanese escort arrives at his hotel room and they get right down to fucking. During sex the escort keeps screaming out 'shung-wa shung-wa". The American can't understand what she is saying but figures that she is loving it so it must be good.

The next day the American meets a few of the Japanese businessmen on the golf course for a quick game. On the third hole one of the Japanese men hits a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress his Japanese hosts he screams out "Shung-wa Shung-wa" thinking he is complementing the player for his hole-in-one. The Japanese give each other a puzzled look and then one of them says "Wrong hole, what you mean wrong hole?"

MichelleB · 06-11-2008, 08:57 AM

LMAO Good one!

sniperwolf · 06-11-2008, 09:18 AM

VeriSexy · 06-12-2008, 05:07 AM

That gave me a chuckle

The Duck · 06-12-2008, 05:09 AM

haha, nice

tranza · 06-12-2008, 07:14 AM

Hahaha...Good one!

Ashley023 · 06-12-2008, 07:16 AM

LOL....hilarious :D

Joe BrainCash · 06-12-2008, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yys

Cira late 1980's

An American businessman travels to Japan for some important meetings

He arrives the night before and decides to get himself an escort to pass the night away

A beautiful young Japanese escort arrives at his hotel room and they get right down to fucking. During sex the escort keeps screaming out 'shung-wa shung-wa". The American can't understand what she is saying but figures that she is loving it so it must be good.

The next day the American meets a few of the Japanese businessmen on the golf course for a quick game. On the third hole one of the Japanese men hits a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress his Japanese hosts he screams out "Shung-wa Shung-wa" thinking he is complementing the player for his hole-in-one. The Japanese give each other a puzzled look and then one of them says "Wrong hole, what you mean wrong hole?"

Instant classic!!

F U S I O N · 06-12-2008, 08:22 AM

hehheh

pornguy · 06-12-2008, 08:24 AM

Hahahaha. Both are great

06-11-2008, 07:29 AM	#1
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yys Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,922	Cira late 1980's An American businessman travels to Japan for some important meetings He arrives the night before and decides to get himself an escort to pass the night away A beautiful young Japanese escort arrives at his hotel room and they get right down to fucking. During sex the escort keeps screaming out 'shung-wa shung-wa". The American can't understand what she is saying but figures that she is loving it so it must be good. The next day the American meets a few of the Japanese businessmen on the golf course for a quick game. On the third hole one of the Japanese men hits a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress his Japanese hosts he screams out "Shung-wa Shung-wa" thinking he is complementing the player for his hole-in-one. The Japanese give each other a puzzled look and then one of them says "Wrong hole, what you mean wrong hole?" Last edited by yys; 06-11-2008 at 08:49 AM..

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