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When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out. -
When the boogeyman goes to bed, he has his mom check his closet for Chuck Norris.I like pie.Comment
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Chuck Norris doesn't read the Bible, he stares it down until it talks.Comment
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The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground...
Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse a horse is hung like him..Comment
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity..... twice!
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make him drink.
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You can't forget the family guy one:
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a songsig too bigComment
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.Comment
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Chuck Norris walked into Burger King and ordered a Big Mac.....and got one.sig too bigComment
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I used to love chuck jokes until I found out what a backwoods bible beater he is.
It was a sad day.Comment
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."sig too bigComment
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamassig too bigComment
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is always hiding.264 349 400Comment
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas when he goes to sleep.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.Icq- 470-936-598
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Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.sig too bigComment
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Visit google and type in find chuck norris and click im feeling lucky.Comment
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Funniest one yet IMO.
Google "find chuck norris" and click "I'm feeling lucky" and you get
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lolz these never get old to me
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Chuck Norris’s penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.
Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn’t get wet, water gets Chuck Norris'd.
What is the quickest way to mans heart?
Chuck Norris’s fist.
Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.
God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck Norris gave him 6.
A stagnant pile of Chuck Norris's feces turns into diamonds after 2 days
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Just found these...
No girl ever fucked Chuck Norris without getting at least 15 stitches.
In his free time, Chuck Norris knits sweaters. But when I say “knit”, I mean kick. And when I say “sweaters”, I mean babies.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!
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The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.
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lol awesomeComment
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.Sig too big
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hehe,i love this jokes
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If you spell Chuck Norris at Scrabble, you win, forever.Marie Eve
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Funny.
I didn't know there were so many jokes about him going around.
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when the hulk gets angry he turns into chuck norris!=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!Comment
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And all this beacuse on unrealistic ranger walker....Comment
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bruce lee kicks chuck norris's ass anytime!
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”Comment
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