Do you read in the bathroom?

**CurrentlySober** · 05-29-2008, 09:21 AM

I prefer to take a shit, but each to there own...

**_Richard_** · 05-29-2008, 09:22 AM

sometimes i even play guitar

**2012** · 05-29-2008, 09:23 AM

I blog on the shitter

**Kudles** · 05-29-2008, 09:24 AM

Sometimes ... but then I lose track of time.

**AZSarah** · 05-29-2008, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by fartfly

I blog on the shitter

I might have to try that

**mikeyddddd** · 05-29-2008, 09:27 AM

Playboy and the SI swimsuit edition

**pornguy** · 05-29-2008, 09:30 AM

I read. its one of the few work breaks I take so...

**AZSarah** · 05-29-2008, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by mikeyddddd

Playboy and the SI swimsuit edition

Wait, wait, wait ... do you jack off AND take a dump simultaneously?

**WiredGuy** · 05-29-2008, 09:36 AM

I'm not in there long enough to read. Nor would i want other people putting their dirty fingers on my reading material. Ewwwie.
WG

**MichelleB** · 05-29-2008, 09:37 AM

Sit, shit, and git.

**payd2purv** · 05-29-2008, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

Good old Seinfeld episode got me thinking about this... the one where they flag the book George took into the bathroom with him after they made him buy it.

If something like a magazine goes into the washroom with me I treat it a newborn baby.

iPhone is key for the john.. That's what I usually read..

**F U S I O N** · 05-29-2008, 09:40 AM

Always reading something in there. Sometimes its the only quiet place in the house and probably the only room I can close the door and not have to worry about someone charging in....

**AZSarah** · 05-29-2008, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

I'm not in there long enough to read. Nor would i want other people putting their dirty fingers on my reading material. Ewwwie.
WG

A quick shitter huh?
Good for you! I'm the same way.

**skrog** · 05-29-2008, 09:47 AM

I bring along my DS.

**Babaganoosh** · 05-29-2008, 09:48 AM

Originally posted by skrog

I bring along my DS.

Ditto. Sometimes I play puzzle quest so long my legs fall asleep.

**kowalsky** · 05-29-2008, 09:48 AM

Usually I am not so long shitting so long to take a book, but sometimes I take a National Geographic magazine to take a look to pictures and to read some comment.

**Bridgette** · 05-29-2008, 09:52 AM

I get lots of catalogues (J. Crew, Anthropologie, Crate + Barrel, Red Envelope, etc.), and leave them in my bathroom, although I'm generally not in there long enough to do any serious browsing.

Originally, I thought it might be nice for my friends to be able to thumb through when they're over. I also think having reading material in the bathroom makes it more homey. But in reality I think they think it's gross...although a couple of them have like, Jane Austen in their bathrooms, which makes me wonder how long THEY'RE in there...

**Ramos** · 05-29-2008, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

Ewwwie.
WG

that's Lewie's nickname, Ewwwie.

**GetSCORECash** · 05-29-2008, 09:54 AM

I read money magazine, and when I'm done with that rag, I surf via my IPHONE.

**martinsc** · 05-29-2008, 10:13 AM

i play stupid games on my cell phone....

**AZSarah** · 05-29-2008, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by SCORE-Cash

I read money magazine, and when I'm done with that rag, I surf via my IPHONE.

Wow, you are in there for a while eh?
Good for you, a deep thinking shitter.

**jalami** · 05-29-2008, 10:28 AM

I have sudoku puzzle book in the bathroom. Not allowed to leave the can until one puzzle is done.

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 05-29-2008, 10:30 AM

Always, most of my reading time (beletrie) is bathroom related lately..

**MichaelP** · 05-29-2008, 10:41 AM

I make this time worthwhile and read these articles I missed in Avn, Xbiz, Klixxx, Fubar etc...

**AZSarah** · 05-29-2008, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by jalami

I have sudoku puzzle book in the bathroom. Not allowed to leave the can until one puzzle is done.

You are an airplane shitter, what others do on long flights you do in the can.
Nice work!
What's your average time?

**Mohawk Steve** · 05-29-2008, 10:42 AM

I read all of datatank's threads in the bathroom

**candyflip** · 05-29-2008, 10:43 AM

I surf the web on my iPod or play games on my PSP or DS. There's also a pile of magazines and catalogs, but I don't pick them up all too often.

**AZSarah** · 05-29-2008, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by MichaelP

I make this time worthwhile and read these articles I missed in Avn, Xbiz, Klixxx, Fubar etc...

A multi tasking shitter ... not just reading for fun, but killing two birds with one stone.
Very nice!

**AZSarah** · 05-29-2008, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by Steve PP

I read all of datatank's threads in the bathroom

BUT DO YOU REPLY IN THEM?????

**Mohawk Steve** · 05-29-2008, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

BUT DO YOU REPLY IN THEM?????

No, I am too busy completing my Christmas shopping

**MistressNirvana** · 05-29-2008, 11:00 AM

Shoes shopping .. no i am not kidding lol

**Bex** · 05-29-2008, 11:03 AM

Yup. Normally every morning around 7-7:15, either a novel or the news paper

**Persius** · 05-29-2008, 11:06 AM

i'm on my iphone in there ;)

**AZSarah** · 05-29-2008, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by Bex

Yup. Normally every morning around 7-7:15, either a novel or the news paper

You are definitely a "keeping it old school" shitter ... I remember back in the day if Pops took the morning paper in the john with him, you knew not to go in the bathroom for 25-35minutes after he came out.

**AZSarah** · 05-29-2008, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by Persius

i'm on my iphone in there ;)

You are the opposite of Bex, you are a modern day shitter.

**sniperwolf** · 05-29-2008, 11:18 AM

yeah sometimes. a newspaper is what i usually bring in.

**Honez** · 05-29-2008, 11:23 AM

This thread is a total tell on who gets enough fiber in their diets

**TheDoc** · 05-29-2008, 11:25 AM

I keep productivity as high as possible..

**TheDoc** · 05-29-2008, 11:30 AM

Photo doesn't like the hotlinkin.. Direct Link

**Eva PSC** · 05-29-2008, 11:35 AM

i keep various magazines there for a quick flip

**MaDalton** · 05-29-2008, 01:04 PM

i wonder why that russky chick hasn't contributed yet ;)

maybe she don't like poo?

**starpimps** · 05-29-2008, 01:09 PM

the iphone has single handedly changed my bathroom experience.

**Anette Dawn** · 05-29-2008, 01:11 PM

i some time read when i have a bath, like a magazine or something

**AZSarah** · 05-29-2008, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by MaDalton

i wonder why that russky chick hasn't contributed yet ;)

maybe she don't like poo?

Maybe she busy "reading"?

**DixieDash** · 05-29-2008, 01:16 PM

I just wanna get in and out lol.

**GrouchyAdmin** · 05-29-2008, 01:23 PM

An old roommate of mine took a dump while eating ice cream. That was mildly disturbing.

**okdesign** · 05-29-2008, 02:12 PM

no, I'm playing games in the bathroom! :thumsbup

**AZSarah** · 05-29-2008, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin

An old roommate of mine took a dump while eating ice cream. That was mildly disturbing.

mildly?

**J$tyle$** · 05-29-2008, 02:21 PM

Thread of the week!

Sometimes I read, sometimes I talk on the phone or surf the web, sometimes i just take a dump and skedaddle!

Do you read in the bathroom?

Do you read in the bathroom?

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