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  • Compdoctor
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    • Aug 2001
    • 1937

    #1

    Thursday's Joke

    It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter.

    The airlines have crazy frequent flyer rules, and the wife ended up on a flight the day after her husband.

    The husband made it down to Florida and arrived at his hotel. Upon getting to his room, he decided to open his laptop and send his wife back in Minneapolis an email.

    Unfortunately, he didn't notice he had misspelled his wife's email address

    In South Carolina, a widow had just returned from the funeral of her husband, a Methodist pastor of many years, who had been called to glory just a few days earlier.

    She decided to check her email because she was expecting to hear from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first email, she let out a loud scream, fainted and fell to the floor.

    The woman's son rushed into the room and found his mother on the floor. He glanced up at the computer screen and saw the following email message:

    To My Loving Wife: I've just been checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival here tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then.

    Your Devoted Husband.

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  • Mike Honcho
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    • Aug 2007
    • 1608

    #2
    Made me smile.

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    • Kudles
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      • Feb 2003
      • 5477

      #3
      That poor lady! Haha
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      • pornguy
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        • Mar 2003
        • 62912

        #4
        Ha. I like that one.,
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        • _Richard_
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          • Oct 2006
          • 30991

          #5
          oldie but a goodie

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          • Way3
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            • Mar 2007
            • 1727

            #6

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            • martinsc
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              • Jun 2005
              • 27047

              #7
              oldie, but still great.
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              • sniperwolf
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                • Mar 2005
                • 17743

                #8
                Originally posted by martinsc
                oldie, but still great.
                indeed!

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                • sicone
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 18453

                  #9

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                  • Violetta
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                    • Jul 2004
                    • 28735

                    #10
                    heard it before, but it's a great one!
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                    • jakethedog
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                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2497

                      #11
                      oldie but i laughed out loud .. thanks
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                      • woj
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                        • Jul 2002
                        • 47882

                        #12
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                        • F U S I O N
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                          • Jan 2006
                          • 1898

                          #13
                          hah, just forwarded that to a few friends

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                          • SykkBoy2
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                            • Feb 2001
                            • 19969

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SBR Richard
                            oldie but a goodie
                            hehehe, yep
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                            • MichaelP
                              Registered User
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 7124

                              #15
                              Good one man.. Where do you take all these jokes?

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                              • Eva PSC
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                                • Feb 2008
                                • 994

                                #16
                                never heard that one before! Nice one ;)

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                                • Spunky
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                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133986

                                  #17
                                  Heh heh..that wasn't bad

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                                  • shekinah
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                                    • May 2006
                                    • 8452

                                    #18
                                    lol.. poor lady, that's scary!

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