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~zombiegirl~ 05-28-2008 03:36 PM

Oh damn, I thought you'd be in the contest girl!

I'd like to volunteer Fuzebox!!! He has absolutely ZERO experience in all of those things but that means I can start training him now.... plus he's really nice eye candy for the girls.

jhauser 05-28-2008 03:36 PM

work it girlfriend crack that whip.

LuvPimpinYou 05-28-2008 03:52 PM

You know that I would love that job ;) but I don't think I will be able to make it out there this year :(


http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/319/z03474fa3.jpg

Just in case I do....here is my resume :P

dodger21 05-28-2008 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PamiebDVD (Post 14247603)
Does it have to be one of the "boys?" What about having a whipping girl? Consider this my application. I can whisper sweet nothings too! :winkwink:

if she doesnt take you, come over my way

JenniDahling 05-28-2008 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JUSTB (Post 14248154)
I think you should have a contest!

Excellent Idea!!!! Start posting some nominations!!!!!!!:thumbsup

Imortyl Pussycat 05-28-2008 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~zombiegirl~ (Post 14248172)
Oh damn, I thought you'd be in the contest girl!

I'd like to volunteer Fuzebox!!! He has absolutely ZERO experience in all of those things but that means I can start training him now.... plus he's really nice eye candy for the girls.

OMG, way to outsource girl! can't wait to see you again.

thehand 05-28-2008 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuvPimpinYou (Post 14248225)
You know that I would love that job ;) but I don't think I will be able to make it out there this year :(


http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/319/z03474fa3.jpg

Just in case I do....here is my resume :P

I remember that shot girl! Ybore City right???

Luca_Triple 10 05-28-2008 04:13 PM

does it have to be a stud??

fuck it... where do i sign up :winkwink:

Imortyl Pussycat 05-28-2008 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luca_Triple 10 (Post 14248278)
does it have to be a stud??

fuck it... where do i sign up :winkwink:

you're one of the biggest studs I know :winkwink:

RyuLion 05-28-2008 04:23 PM

50..............Slaves...........

A-Bomb 05-28-2008 04:23 PM

I nominate Luca... my runner up is LPY HAHHAHAA You were bombed at Ybor LOL

Ahoddie 05-28-2008 04:40 PM

I nominate Steve Javors to be everyone's slave. :2 cents:

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/j...ddie/steve.jpg

He can mix our drinks. :thumbsup

JenniDahling 05-28-2008 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 14247657)
ill be in a bananna hammock, other than that i have no use

this post is useless without pics:1orglaugh

Tjeezers 05-28-2008 07:21 PM

k, let me try the flowers again

http://imagehost.awms-network.com/up...ba7115d549.jpg

Meet ya this year in Amsterdam?

starpimps 05-28-2008 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 14248580)
this post is useless without pics:1orglaugh

i dont take pics, i only make sexy time

MediaManiac 05-29-2008 12:01 AM

i agree with zombiegirl.. take fuzebox..! lol

WiredGuy 05-29-2008 12:11 AM

Whipping boy, sounds dirty!
WG

Madame0120 05-29-2008 03:26 AM

Experience.

Anthony 05-29-2008 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14247162)
Looking for a stud to assist JenniDahling while she is judging the Miss XBIZ Pageant in Vegas this July. Duties will include, but are not limited to:

- whispering opinions/advice on the contestants (as well as sweet nothings) in her ear.

- occasional fanning/spritzing

- keeping her shaded

- hydrating her (use your imagination)

- fly your company colors for the many photo ops

Apply in this thread now. Tell us what you bring to the table to make the event even more spectacular :thumbsup

This position is mine.

I will fight anyone, grappling, MMA, Muay Thai to prove it. :winkwink:

Line starts here...

______________

WiredGuy 05-29-2008 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 14250218)
This position is mine.

I will fight anyone, grappling, MMA, Muay Thai to prove it. :winkwink:

Line starts here...

______________

Where's the lineup for keyboard warriors?
WG

Anthony 05-29-2008 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14250300)
Where's the lineup for keyboard warriors?
WG

Behind me Charles. :)

Please don't bring the +4 Vorpal Logitech keyboard. That's unfair!

SilverCash Jake 05-29-2008 09:35 AM

Hey Kitty,

Any room for a Canadian whipping boy? Ill bring the whips, you bring the whip cream.

Imortyl Pussycat 05-29-2008 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 14250218)
This position is mine.

I will fight anyone, grappling, MMA, Muay Thai to prove it. :winkwink:

Line starts here...

______________

i love it, a spin off event to decide the outcome of the other event. i want front row!

Imortyl Pussycat 05-29-2008 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverCash Jake (Post 14250924)
Hey Kitty,

Any room for a Canadian whipping boy? Ill bring the whips, you bring the whip cream.

uh-oh, he knows the magic words, serious contender here.

Moe 05-29-2008 10:16 AM

A preview of Ms. Dahling by the pool...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1.../frauen021.gif

Lia19 05-29-2008 10:18 AM

How about a "whipping girl" better yet "whipping girls" i could call some friends:winkwink:

Kudles 05-29-2008 10:32 AM

Good luck to that guys booty!

miss_jody 05-29-2008 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 14247656)
aren't you everyones bitch?

LMAO
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

_Richard_ 05-29-2008 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 14250218)
This position is mine.

I will fight anyone, grappling, MMA, Muay Thai to prove it. :winkwink:

Line starts here...

______________

you're on big daddy!

GRRR!

_Richard_ 05-29-2008 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 14250307)
Behind me Charles. :)

Please don't bring the +4 Vorpal Logitech keyboard. That's unfair!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ahoddie 05-29-2008 12:48 PM

There's gonna be a TON of eye candy at this show. Very excited. :)

FightThisPatent 05-29-2008 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14250300)
Santa Monica Traffic Seminar
There is no money to be made in SEO



LOL.. that was said by an audience member in my traffic panel. I was doing an explanation of traffic using plastic hats.. there was bob the builder yellow hats, and a burger king crown that sleazy wore and everyone looked at you. that was like 3 years ago .. classic


Fight the memory lane!

FightThisPatent 05-29-2008 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XBIZAnne (Post 14251868)
There's gonna be a TON of eye candy at this show. Very excited. :)

anne, please bring the foot candy, can't leave those fetishes out.. we must be uniters, not dividers.


Fight the stinky sugar!

Imortyl Pussycat 05-29-2008 02:53 PM

[QUOTE=Moe H;14251119]A preview of Ms. Dahling by the pool...QUOTE]


http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...301/z06282.jpg

you forgot the kitty ears :winkwink:

RyuLion 05-29-2008 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lia19 (Post 14251127)
How about a "whipping girl" better yet "whipping girls" i could call some friends:winkwink:

that would be 10000000000000 x bettter!
:winkwink:

RyuLion 05-29-2008 03:47 PM

[QUOTE=Imortyl Pussycat;14252476]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Moe H (Post 14251119)
A preview of Ms. Dahling by the pool...QUOTE]

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...301/z06282.jpg

you forgot the kitty ears :winkwink:

can I have one of those shirts? I'm going to a lesbian bar next week..:1orglaugh

Pornwolf 05-29-2008 04:04 PM

I'm in... As long as she can take it as well as she can give it.

Eat My Shit 05-29-2008 05:06 PM

Oh shit - she is HOT!

Rochard 05-29-2008 05:19 PM

Count me in the running.

Here's why:
1) I'm hung like a can of Pringles.
2) I don't sleep around.
3) I can give great advice and I'd pay good money to whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
4) I'm Omnipresent (which was really Jenndarrrrrrrlings idea in the first place - got to give proper credit!)
5) I can properly shade her - I used to live in Arizona so I can handle the heat!
6) I don't believe in man love.
7) I don't have herpes.
8) I can stand a good whipping.
9) I won't fondle her. Unless she wants me to.
10) I don't drool. Well, most of the time.

Etc etc.

Now... who do I have to fuck to get this gig?

If not BOB from Lightspeed Cash will be sure to be around. He's not hung like a can of pringles but he has huge balls. He might make a good back up plan.

JenniDahling 05-29-2008 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A-Bomb (Post 14248307)
I nominate Luca... my runner up is LPY HAHHAHAA You were bombed at Ybor LOL

ummm, who was what?
http://www.adultwebmastergathering.c...s/SANY1557.JPG
I've seen roses less red than your eyes were! :1orglaugh


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