I nominate Luca... my runner up is LPY HAHHAHAA You were bombed at Ybor LOL

I nominate Steve Javors to be everyone's slave. :2 cents:

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He can mix our drinks. :thumbsup

this post is useless without pics:1orglaugh

k, let me try the flowers again

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Meet ya this year in Amsterdam?

i dont take pics, i only make sexy time

i agree with zombiegirl.. take fuzebox..! lol

Whipping boy, sounds dirty!
WG

Experience.

This position is mine.

I will fight anyone, grappling, MMA, Muay Thai to prove it. :winkwink:

Line starts here...

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Where's the lineup for keyboard warriors?
WG

Behind me Charles. :)

Please don't bring the +4 Vorpal Logitech keyboard. That's unfair!

Hey Kitty,

Any room for a Canadian whipping boy? Ill bring the whips, you bring the whip cream.

i love it, a spin off event to decide the outcome of the other event. i want front row!

uh-oh, he knows the magic words, serious contender here.

A preview of Ms. Dahling by the pool...

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How about a "whipping girl" better yet "whipping girls" i could call some friends:winkwink:

Good luck to that guys booty!

LMAO
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you're on big daddy!

GRRR!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

There's gonna be a TON of eye candy at this show. Very excited. :)

LOL.. that was said by an audience member in my traffic panel. I was doing an explanation of traffic using plastic hats.. there was bob the builder yellow hats, and a burger king crown that sleazy wore and everyone looked at you. that was like 3 years ago .. classic


Fight the memory lane!

anne, please bring the foot candy, can't leave those fetishes out.. we must be uniters, not dividers.


Fight the stinky sugar!

[QUOTE=Moe H;14251119]A preview of Ms. Dahling by the pool...QUOTE]


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you forgot the kitty ears :winkwink:

that would be 10000000000000 x bettter!
:winkwink:

[QUOTE=Imortyl Pussycat;14252476]can I have one of those shirts? I'm going to a lesbian bar next week..:1orglaugh

I'm in... As long as she can take it as well as she can give it.

Oh shit - she is HOT!

Count me in the running.

Here's why:
1) I'm hung like a can of Pringles.
2) I don't sleep around.
3) I can give great advice and I'd pay good money to whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
4) I'm Omnipresent (which was really Jenndarrrrrrrlings idea in the first place - got to give proper credit!)
5) I can properly shade her - I used to live in Arizona so I can handle the heat!
6) I don't believe in man love.
7) I don't have herpes.
8) I can stand a good whipping.
9) I won't fondle her. Unless she wants me to.
10) I don't drool. Well, most of the time.

Etc etc.

Now... who do I have to fuck to get this gig?

If not BOB from Lightspeed Cash will be sure to be around. He's not hung like a can of pringles but he has huge balls. He might make a good back up plan.

ummm, who was what?
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I've seen roses less red than your eyes were! :1orglaugh

am i to understand that you would fuck BOB to get this gig if it came down to it? I hope you cleared this with BOB before making such an interesting public proposition.

Aww sweetie ... you don't need all these bruts around you! You need a more mature lady to advise you, and keep the nasty trollers at bay.

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But I ask you ....
Isn't it a given? That we'd all stand in line to make beautiful love to BOB? :winkwink:

I'd pay good money to do that.

As always, Jenni's threads deliver!!! I'd nominate myself, but my Irish skin melts in the sun :(

oh wow...

I feel the love this morning!

what a way to end the week!
hahahhaha

Let's stand next to each other in that line and take him two on one :winkwink:

Now THAT I gotta see!!!!


Ladies, please bring 2 forms of id's... :winkwink:

Ill be changing my name from Moe to Bob :thumbsup

With all due respect and love
I dont think you two could handle me

HilARIOUS.

We could handle you with our hands tied behind our backs :moon

where does this take place?

at Xbiz Summer Forum in July, at the HardRock pool next to the DJ stand. is that specific enough? I am not even sure on the date. Usually the second day of the show so Thurs. maybe?

XBIZ Summer Forum. Hard Rock Hotel. Poolside. July 10. Noon. Be there or be rectangular.

Well shoot! We aren't scheduled to work X Biz, dang it. Bob thinks we couldn't handle him? I've handled him before .. with you there, he'd be our lil slut, fer sure.

Jesus on a Dino, I do believe my pink parts tingled!

I'm HEALED!

oh fuck, i just laughed so hard i cried! you will be missed and BOB has a reprieve til next he dares to challenge us. xoxoxo

Ok, Jenni, time to choose a slave....err assistant.

slave? maybe i should withdraw my name..

what is the definition of 'slave'?

ok, that's my sadomasicistic side talkin, my bad. guess that's where i got "whipping boy" from LOL. Jenni is looking for "an assistant aka eyecandy"

oh i see.. so this is just a 'mistake in terms' and the person won't really be a slave.. but assistant.

works for me!

Vote DICK