Best "Out of Office" Automatic E-mail Replies - GoFuckYourself.com

Brad · 05-28-2008, 10:48 AM

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over and over....)
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
9. I've run away to join a different circus.
10.I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Michelle' instead of Mike.

munki · 05-28-2008, 10:50 AM

Got Porn? · 05-28-2008, 10:51 AM

The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over and over....)

Brad · 05-28-2008, 10:53 AM

This stuff is pure gold

Isradude · 05-28-2008, 10:54 AM

jact · 05-28-2008, 11:02 AM

Classic!

nAtuRaLbEautY · 05-28-2008, 11:08 AM

10.I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Michelle' instead of Mike.

i love this one. lol!

JayDeeZee · 05-28-2008, 11:58 AM

those are great!

Vick! · 05-28-2008, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad

10.I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Michelle' instead of Mike.

LOL medical reasons..

u-Bob · 05-28-2008, 12:51 PM

lol @ nr 6.

Marky333 · 05-28-2008, 01:07 PM

no.7 rox lol

Iron Fist · 05-28-2008, 02:08 PM

Number 10 is a beauty for sure

hahah

05-28-2008, 10:48 AM	#1
Brad Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,510	Best "Out of Office" Automatic E-mail Replies 1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team. 4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over and over....) 7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. 8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response. 9. I've run away to join a different circus. 10.I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Michelle' instead of Mike. __________________ Affiliate Manager/Media Buyer ICQ 376 978 529 Skype: bradleyjwscott [email protected]

05-28-2008, 10:50 AM	#2
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05-28-2008, 10:51 AM	#3
Got Porn? Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Charlotte Posts: 1,264	The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over and over....) __________________ Demo Porn2Go's Plug-In Feeds 1st Month Free! No BW Fees! ICQ 303355427 [email protected] RIP TD

05-28-2008, 10:53 AM	#4
Brad Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,510	This stuff is pure gold __________________ Affiliate Manager/Media Buyer ICQ 376 978 529 Skype: bradleyjwscott [email protected]

05-28-2008, 10:54 AM	#5
Isradude Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,842	lol __________________ Amit "Isradude" ICQ - 395509039

05-28-2008, 11:02 AM	#6
jact Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Canada Posts: 9,134	Classic! __________________ Free agent

05-28-2008, 11:08 AM	#7
nAtuRaLbEautY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 6,107	10.I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Michelle' instead of Mike. i love this one. lol! __________________ Prime Outsourcing│offshore solutions│manual labor│staff leasing│full time employees starting at $695.00/month=managed and dedicated \| icq: 309570461 \| live chat

05-28-2008, 11:58 AM	#8
JayDeeZee Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,595	those are great! __________________

05-28-2008, 12:51 PM	#10
u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063	lol @ nr 6.

05-28-2008, 01:07 PM	#11
Marky333 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 974	no.7 rox lol

05-28-2008, 02:08 PM	#12
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Number 10 is a beauty for sure hahah __________________ i like waffles