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05-27-2008, 10:20 AM
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My Dad - Never underestimate him.
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." |
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05-27-2008, 10:22 AM
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lol.. Yeah man,, my pops has that same sence of humor. Ton of those one liners.
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05-27-2008, 10:24 AM
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hahahaha, thats awesome
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05-27-2008, 10:53 AM
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LOL! you got a funny dad there huh! so what did the boy response?
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05-27-2008, 10:56 AM
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Nice !!!!
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05-27-2008, 10:57 AM
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boots are my religion
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great answer - lol
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05-27-2008, 10:58 AM
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Haha, that's great!
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05-27-2008, 11:01 AM
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Your Dad ROCKS. I don't think a better reply to that situation could be made.
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05-27-2008, 11:02 AM
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nice punch line! but I wonder where did I read it before? seems familiar to me! 
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05-27-2008, 11:02 AM
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Bahahahahahah!
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05-27-2008, 11:03 AM
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one of those moments where you wish you could take a picture of the reaction
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05-27-2008, 11:13 AM
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05-27-2008, 11:16 AM
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05-27-2008, 11:24 AM
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FUKM ALL!
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2fucking funny!
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05-27-2008, 05:14 PM
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Glad you have a Dad like him!
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05-27-2008, 05:18 PM
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LMAO! that's classic.
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05-27-2008, 05:46 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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05-27-2008, 05:53 PM
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haha nice
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05-27-2008, 06:01 PM
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This one made it to my hall of fame
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