Metaman, i heard some funny shit about you

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  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204
    #1

    Metaman, i heard some funny shit about you

    Less funny to you i think.
    So this sales rep chick we all know told me yesterday that last year or something you banged her sales rep friend. Someone we also all know but ofcourse i'm not gonna mention names. Anyway, i was told the opposite of what you always tell funny enough.

    You have a small cock

    Well i didnt really hear it directly like that but it was more you guys were fucking, dick kept slipping out...couldnt get real hard, she didnt feel much etc...

    Well isnt that something...
    Could that whole big cock thing of you have to with being highly insecure (for a reason ).
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    • JamesK
      hi
      • Jun 2002
      • 16731
      #2
      Perhaps he prefers a nice male ass
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        • BradM
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 3397
          #3
          Metaman can fuck a chick with a soft cock and have the same effect on a chick that most men have with a rock hard raging pulsating boner.

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            • Bryan G
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2005
              • 8338
              #4
              sig spot lol
              here we go
              ding ding ding
              Bryan
              skype: bryan.glass3 | ICQ 302999591

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                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                  (felis madjewicus)
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 20368
                  #5
                  perhaps she has a gigantic sloppy cunt?

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                    • Scott McD
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 67798
                      #6
                      People believed all the "big cock" stories ??


                      I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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                        • tony299
                          lurker
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 57021
                          #7
                          In the words of Andrew Dice Clay:

                          "When she says to me deeper deeper. I tell her,hey honey do I say tighter tighter to you? "

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                            • _Richard_
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 30991
                              #8
                              man.. this didn't take long!

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                                • JamesK
                                  hi
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 16731
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by tony404
                                  In the words of Andrew Dice Clay:

                                  "When she says to me deeper deeper. I tell her,hey honey do I say tighter tighter to you? "
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                                    • spunkmister
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 1362
                                      #10
                                      maybe she had just given birth to tripplets....

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                                        • MetaMan
                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 28682
                                          #11
                                          How is it that every chick i walk up to has a smile on their face?

                                          is this because of the choice women i have screwd with they have told all their friends how amazing in bed i am and word has gotten around?

                                          or is it because of my height and they entail long things to go along with other long things?

                                          could it be this bulge in my pants? that looks like a mountain coming out of the ground? and when i explode women yell "ITS ERUPTING" and head for the hills?

                                          could it be because when i went as a pirate last year for halloween i would tell people i am "long john silver" and in the overcrowded bar they everytime somehow overheard "long dong silver"?

                                          See Fronk fact is i dont tap women in the industry, or let alone hang with losers like yourself, i have a rep to keep up. again i said it before ill say it again while you losers sit at home worrying about what im doing while you masterbate a player like me sets a date.

                                          10/10, thats my average woman. im like a steam engine over here because of all the hot women i am around.

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                                            • payd2purv
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jan 2008
                                              • 2727
                                              #12
                                              Dirty F's mom told me he's a Feg and listens to Lil Weezy on Friday nights crying in his room.

                                              *shrug*

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                                                • spunkmister
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                  • 1362
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                  im like a steam engine
                                                  so you're full of hot air? or is it cause when ever you have sex with a woman she gets that burning sensation?

                                                  the uninformed want to know...

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                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 122992
                                                      #14
                                                      Frannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk

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                                                        • MetaMan
                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 28682
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by spunkmister
                                                          so you're full of hot air? or is it cause when ever you have sex with a woman she gets that burning sensation?

                                                          the uninformed want to know...
                                                          honestly i would respond to you but i am soooooo much cooler then you.

                                                          <<<<<<<<see that post count? o ya *flexes postcount* that gives me the right to do whatever the fuck i want to around here.

                                                          women LOVE my big postcount
                                                          <<<
                                                          it's so sexy, come back and talk to me when you are out of the 1000 club

                                                          women look at your postcount and LAUGH, but they love mine, its sooo big,

                                                          o lil miss postcount gonna cry? lil miss postcount gonna run to his mommy and complain big postcount MAN metaman made fun of him?

                                                          go off and play your games lil miss postcount, this this is for REAL MEN. (like myself)

                                                          LOSER

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                                                            • spunkmister
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2006
                                                              • 1362
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                              honestly i would respond to you but i am soooooo much cooler then you.

                                                              <<<<<<<<see that post count? o ya *flexes postcount* that gives me the right to do whatever the fuck i want to around here.

                                                              women LOVE my big postcount
                                                              <<<
                                                              it's so sexy, come back and talk to me when you are out of the 1000 club

                                                              women look at your postcount and LAUGH, but they love mine, its sooo big,

                                                              o lil miss postcount gonna cry? lil miss postcount gonna run to his mommy and complain big postcount MAN metaman made fun of him?

                                                              go off and play your games lil miss postcount, this this is for REAL MEN. (like myself)

                                                              LOSER
                                                              thats your postcount? damn I thought it was the number of chicks you had banged this month....shit the truth can be very dissapointing...btw my mom keeps telling me to remind you to come and pick up your damn retainer, apparantly you left it at her place the last time you were over...she also says next time be a bit more considerate and wait until she actually takes off her clothes before you splooge everywhere...

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                                                                • MetaMan
                                                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 28682
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by spunkmister
                                                                  thats your postcount? damn I thought it was the number of chicks you had banged this month....shit the truth can be very dissapointing...btw my mom keeps telling me to remind you to come and pick up your damn retainer, apparantly you left it at her place the last time you were over...she also says next time be a bit more considerate and wait until she actually takes off her clothes before you splooge everywhere...
                                                                  i cant figure out what is more fucked up:

                                                                  you bragging that your mom made me splooge really fast?
                                                                  or you bragging your mom wanted to take her clothes off for me?

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                                                                    • Martin
                                                                      "Assassins"
                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                      • 17278
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by spunkmister
                                                                      thats your postcount? damn I thought it was the number of chicks you had banged this month....shit the truth can be very dissapointing...btw my mom keeps telling me to remind you to come and pick up your damn retainer, apparantly you left it at her place the last time you were over...she also says next time be a bit more considerate and wait until she actually takes off her clothes before you splooge everywhere...
                                                                      Dude why would you drag your mother into this mess?

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                                                                        • spunkmister
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                                          • 1362
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                          i cant figure out what is more fucked up:

                                                                          you bragging that your mom made me splooge really fast?
                                                                          or you bragging your mom wanted to take her clothes off for me?
                                                                          from what I have heard a picture of a bikini on the side of a bus can make you splooge so nothing to brag about there...

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                                                                            • spunkmister
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2006
                                                                              • 1362
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Martin
                                                                              Dude why would you drag your mother into this mess?
                                                                              you would have to meet my mom and see her sense of humour to understand ;)

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                                                                                • O MARINA
                                                                                  I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 13796
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  who has nicer blue eyes?

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                                                                                    • sniperwolf
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                                      • 17743
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      The Meta have spoken!
                                                                                      ~Accepting design works~

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                                                                                        • fris
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 55694
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Metaman is the chuck norris of the industry
                                                                                          Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence.

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                                                                                            • xxxdesign-net
                                                                                              My hips don't lie
                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                              • 10129
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Thats bullshit... my source, a farmer in Calgary tells me that metaman hasnt gotten laid in years, conservatively..

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