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Amputate Your Head · 10-16-2002, 07:45 PM

LOS ANGELES ? Geeks are becoming popular party animals, thanks to an incredible new shirt that makes them seem as sexy as Hollywood movie stars!

It?s called the Party Shirt, and it turns social misfits into irresistible hunks. Early tests show the chemically treated shirt drives women wild whenever they come near any man who?s wearing it.

?I used to get tossed out of line any time I tried to get into a hot nightclub,? says Ralph Jarmel, a 22-year-old convenience-store clerk from L.A. ?Girls would laugh at my skinny body and my eyeglasses.

?Then I found this incredible shirt, and it?s like Saturday Night Fever every night.?

The Party Shirt is the creation of designer Amanda Lowson, who?s been testing it in fun-loving towns like Los Angeles, New York and Miami. Lowson combined her fashion sense with a degree in chemistry to produce a social lifesaver.

Lowson says the silk-rayon fabric is treated with male sex pheromones, which are chemicals naturally produced by the human body. Pheromones have been scientifically proven to reel in the opposite sex by causing an almost magnetic attraction through the sense of smell.

?We tested the fabric with a group of homely men and a group of attractive women,? Lowson says. ?The women barely glanced at the men when the test subjects were wearing ordinary clothing. But when we had them put on the Party Shirt ? well, the women latched on to them so fast you?d think the guys had just won the lottery.?

Lowson, who?s still working on a women?s version of the shirt, says she also used color-theory research. ?Many studies have shown that people respond positively to vibrant colors and patterns,? she explains. ?Our focus groups had extremely positive reactions to the classic Hawaiian shirt, which caused them to view the wearer as fun and hip.?

?No one ever saw me that way before,? says a soft-spoken 27-year-old accountant from Miami. ?Then I wore the Party Shirt to a cocktail party, and the next thing I knew I was dancing with two really hot women.?

Scientists are skeptical about the Party Shirt.

?Pheromones are not some kind of magic potion that wipes out all reason in a woman,? says a spokesman for the Human Pheromone Project in Denver. ?Once she sniffs you, you?d better be able to keep her interest.?

Lowson agrees completely.

?The pheromones may just be a confidence booster that helps shy men get over their self-consciousness,? she says.

?Perhaps this shirt just gives them the courage to show the truly magnetic personality they had inside them all the time.?

Brown Bear · 10-16-2002, 07:46 PM

fuck the party shirt, I want party boxers!

Pipecrew · 10-16-2002, 07:46 PM

I Know of a webmaster with one

eRock · 10-16-2002, 07:58 PM

I don't believe it cuz chicks dig losers...

Amputate Your Head · 10-16-2002, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I Know of a webmaster with one

ROFL!!!

AaronM · 10-16-2002, 08:01 PM

FUCK!

My secret is out. Thanks for nothing AMP.

gotys · 10-16-2002, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
FUCK!

My secret is out. Thanks for nothing AMP.

Your secret? Look at me! I am totally fucked now!

SecondWave · 10-16-2002, 09:35 PM

OMFG!!!! Oh shit, I am laughing too hard to write anything serious!

The computer geek solution!!!

SykkBoy · 10-16-2002, 11:16 PM

pardon me while I step out to grab me a pair of party pants.......

Schwick · 10-17-2002, 01:55 AM

Have any of you ever tried one of those pheromone colognes and what was the outcome?

galleryseek · 10-17-2002, 02:28 AM

hahahahaha. pipecrew, that is the funniest damn response i've seen.

diggy · 10-17-2002, 03:53 AM

jesus petr.. dont they come with instructions??

unbutton that godamn shirt man!

diggy · 10-17-2002, 03:54 AM

and stop stealing the clothes out of the salvation army bins

Jizar II · 10-17-2002, 04:04 AM

marty · 10-17-2002, 05:18 AM

Suck me sideways.... where can I get a shirt like that, and does she come with it?

JFK · 10-17-2002, 05:37 AM

Ordered a dozen ! Aria is camping on my doorstep in anticipation!

Firehorse · 10-17-2002, 05:40 AM

I wonder if ppl will wear that stuff for weddings!

I guess they will have to sleep in their clothes!

Juge · 10-17-2002, 07:19 AM

Let's see some pictures of this shirt. Maybe it is made up of $100 bills around those colors.

HQ · 10-17-2002, 07:30 AM

http://weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm

pimplink · 10-17-2002, 07:33 AM

This reminds me of the pheromone "cologne" I used to push. Nice minor income, I would sell about 2-3 bottles per day.

diggy · 10-17-2002, 09:49 AM

bahhahah isnt this the same site that reported a comet was going to destroy the earth?

RMG · 10-17-2002, 09:51 AM

JFK · 10-17-2002, 09:59 AM

Got My shirt in the mail ! Wow, the chicks are starting to line up outside !

http://www.fubarwebmastersadventures...r/PIC00323.htm

Plat · 10-17-2002, 11:15 AM

10-16-2002, 07:45 PM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Miracle shirt turns losers into babe magnets LOS ANGELES ? Geeks are becoming popular party animals, thanks to an incredible new shirt that makes them seem as sexy as Hollywood movie stars! It?s called the Party Shirt, and it turns social misfits into irresistible hunks. Early tests show the chemically treated shirt drives women wild whenever they come near any man who?s wearing it. ?I used to get tossed out of line any time I tried to get into a hot nightclub,? says Ralph Jarmel, a 22-year-old convenience-store clerk from L.A. ?Girls would laugh at my skinny body and my eyeglasses. ?Then I found this incredible shirt, and it?s like Saturday Night Fever every night.? The Party Shirt is the creation of designer Amanda Lowson, who?s been testing it in fun-loving towns like Los Angeles, New York and Miami. Lowson combined her fashion sense with a degree in chemistry to produce a social lifesaver. Lowson says the silk-rayon fabric is treated with male sex pheromones, which are chemicals naturally produced by the human body. Pheromones have been scientifically proven to reel in the opposite sex by causing an almost magnetic attraction through the sense of smell. ?We tested the fabric with a group of homely men and a group of attractive women,? Lowson says. ?The women barely glanced at the men when the test subjects were wearing ordinary clothing. But when we had them put on the Party Shirt ? well, the women latched on to them so fast you?d think the guys had just won the lottery.? Lowson, who?s still working on a women?s version of the shirt, says she also used color-theory research. ?Many studies have shown that people respond positively to vibrant colors and patterns,? she explains. ?Our focus groups had extremely positive reactions to the classic Hawaiian shirt, which caused them to view the wearer as fun and hip.? ?No one ever saw me that way before,? says a soft-spoken 27-year-old accountant from Miami. ?Then I wore the Party Shirt to a cocktail party, and the next thing I knew I was dancing with two really hot women.? Scientists are skeptical about the Party Shirt. ?Pheromones are not some kind of magic potion that wipes out all reason in a woman,? says a spokesman for the Human Pheromone Project in Denver. ?Once she sniffs you, you?d better be able to keep her interest.? Lowson agrees completely. ?The pheromones may just be a confidence booster that helps shy men get over their self-consciousness,? she says. ?Perhaps this shirt just gives them the courage to show the truly magnetic personality they had inside them all the time.? __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I Know of a webmaster with one Last edited by Pipecrew; 10-16-2002 at 07:48 PM..

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JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	Ordered a dozen ! Aria is camping on my doorstep in anticipation! __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

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eRock Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Chi-town Posts: 3,112	I don't believe it cuz chicks dig losers...

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	FUCK! My secret is out. Thanks for nothing AMP.

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SecondWave Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 26	OMFG!!!! Oh shit, I am laughing too hard to write anything serious! The computer geek solution!!!

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Schwick Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Right here, right now. Posts: 543	Have any of you ever tried one of those pheromone colognes and what was the outcome?

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galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	hahahahaha. pipecrew, that is the funniest damn response i've seen.

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diggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 684	jesus petr.. dont they come with instructions?? unbutton that godamn shirt man!

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diggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 684	and stop stealing the clothes out of the salvation army bins

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marty Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,656	Suck me sideways.... where can I get a shirt like that, and does she come with it?

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Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	I wonder if ppl will wear that stuff for weddings! I guess they will have to sleep in their clothes! __________________ MySweetEbony

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Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	Let's see some pictures of this shirt. Maybe it is made up of $100 bills around those colors.

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HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	http://weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm

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pimplink Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Closer than you think Posts: 9,535	This reminds me of the pheromone "cologne" I used to push. Nice minor income, I would sell about 2-3 bottles per day.

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diggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 684	bahhahah isnt this the same site that reported a comet was going to destroy the earth?

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JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	Got My shirt in the mail ! Wow, the chicks are starting to line up outside ! http://www.fubarwebmastersadventures...r/PIC00323.htm __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

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