50 stupid FauxNoise Jokes ....


The law, US Code, Title 18, Part 1, Section 879:

Sec. 879. Threats against former Presidents and certain other
persons

a) Whoever knowingly and willfully threatens to kill, kidnap, or inflict bodily harm upon -

1) a former President or a member of the immediate family of a former President;

2) a member of the immediate family of the President, the President-elect, the Vice President, or the Vice President-elect;

3) a major candidate for the office of President or Vice President, or a member of the immediate family of such candidate;

or

(4) a person protected by the Secret Service under section 3056(a)(6);

shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 5 years, or both.

Nice find. Now forward this to someone who needs a boost in an upcoming election and Im sure we will see it in front of Congress in no time.

I saw this on a political forum elsewhere, and decided to re-print it here:

ADG

good find:thumbsup