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sicone · 05-23-2008, 05:41 AM

And then figured fuck it If I get sick, I am at home now and I'll just get sick in the bushes out front, only to realize later that your gardener cut the front bushes all the way down to the dirt?

Fuck it.. too late now huh.

Oops

sicone · 05-23-2008, 05:49 AM

but on a side note... i feel much better and the spinning has stopped

Sam Granger · 05-23-2008, 05:53 AM

hey free fertilizer for your plants

G.A.F · 05-23-2008, 05:56 AM

You did type pretty well for a drunk person.

LauraLee · 05-23-2008, 06:06 AM

I have done a lot of shit whilst intoxicated. I have not done that.

sicone · 05-23-2008, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by LauraLee

I have done a lot of shit whilst intoxicated. I have not done that.

I'd invite ya over to try it but the damn gardener fucked me over. I'll have to have a talk with him this coming week and explain to him why those bushes outside my door are important to let grow and thrive.

until then, watch your step

CarlosTheGaucho · 05-23-2008, 06:11 AM

I use to cook at 4 - 5 AM , turning into a chef while back from a rampage..

Meals I would never ever tried to while sober..actually, I don't cook at all..

Spunky · 05-23-2008, 06:24 AM

I usually will do it in the neighbours instead

sicone · 05-23-2008, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I usually will do it in the neighbours instead

One of many reasons mu neighbors dont like me

but fuck em.. I own, they rent.. lick my fat hairy ass bitches....

sicone · 05-23-2008, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by G.A.F

You did type pretty well for a drunk person.

fire fox and spell check, we have become good buddies

LAJ · 05-23-2008, 06:56 AM

Nope... I can hold my booze

mikeyddddd · 05-23-2008, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I usually will do it in the neighbours instead

Been there. Done that.

The Duck · 05-23-2008, 08:03 AM

who the fuck has a gardener anyway

Xrated J · 05-23-2008, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I usually will do it in the neighbours instead

Porno Dan · 05-23-2008, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

I use to cook at 4 - 5 AM , turning into a chef while back from a rampage..

Meals I would never ever tried to while sober..actually, I don't cook at all..

I did that at my bar one time, and one time only.

I was beyond wasted and got the brilliant idea I would go to my bar, we had a full kitchen and served Mediterranean food, and make a feast for my two equally drunk friends.

I woke up from my drunken slumber on the floor of bar, with my very angry Chef and line cooks, making fun of me.

I made the biggest mess ever in the place. I guess I started and stopped cooking all sorts of delicious treats, half cooked kabobs, chicken wings were everywhere, pasta with all sorts of colorful items, etc...

It took me almost an hour to clean up my mess with my friends helping me. The last was the last time I cooked drunk.

RyuLion · 05-23-2008, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by LAJ

Nope... I can hold my booze

I don't think you ever will drink like sic can..

wtfent · 05-23-2008, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by kandah

who the fuck has a gardener anyway

haha I guess you don't know anybody from southern California then. The question is who doesn't have a gardener? I have a team of three gardeners: Juan, Jesus & Jose.

NY Jester · 05-23-2008, 11:38 AM

I have not puked from drinking in some time. I can put it away but Im usually home before the point of reversal has arrived.

CarlosTheGaucho · 05-24-2008, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

I did that at my bar one time, and one time only.

I was beyond wasted and got the brilliant idea I would go to my bar, we had a full kitchen and served Mediterranean food, and make a feast for my two equally drunk friends.

I woke up from my drunken slumber on the floor of bar, with my very angry Chef and line cooks, making fun of me.

I made the biggest mess ever in the place. I guess I started and stopped cooking all sorts of delicious treats, half cooked kabobs, chicken wings were everywhere, pasta with all sorts of colorful items, etc...

It took me almost an hour to clean up my mess with my friends helping me. The last was the last time I cooked drunk.

Fortunately I do that always in my place.. well once I also came back home around 6 AM and wanted to do me a breakfest before I go to sleep, it's about 6 minutes till the eggs and bacon form into a breakfest..

Well I decided to sit down for a bit till it's finished... next thing I remember there was the smoke and intense smell all around the place as I woke up around 10 AM.

The only good thing nothing caught fire.

munki · 05-24-2008, 04:34 PM

Bushes rock...

Sidewalks have come in handy a few times as well...

And sober friends driving my drunk ass home from the bar... those tend to get a lil finnicky when you puke on em though.

IntenseJerry · 05-24-2008, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by LAJ

Nope... I can hold my booze

Ditto that...

SilentKnight · 05-24-2008, 08:40 PM

In the 80s I vaguely recall drinking enough to put Jack Daniel's great-grandchildren through Yale.

Trashing the gardener's handiwork - seldom.

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