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starpimps 05-25-2008 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 14235614)
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22+S...L_enCA229CA229

another rogue employee @ ultimate bet also?
..sure thing

just googled it....glad im not playing poker online

dig420 05-25-2008 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by onlineriches (Post 14234846)
I work as a computer security engineer for a large poker network, so you are just making yourself look like an idiot.

What you posted shows a rogue employee taking advantage and not a whole poker room being in on a conspiracy to cheat you. :1orglaugh

You have no idea what goes on behind the scenes.

yeah. With a name like 'onlineriches' you are certainly credible as all hell. You work for Don Lapre or something?

They also just came out with a big study of FT's card distribution, and good hands are weighted heavily toward early and especially middle position to keep the rake full. It's completely fucking corrupt and it will stay that way until it's legal in the US again, and we finally get some quality regulation.

onlineriches 05-26-2008 08:30 AM

It is still legal in the US, however financial institutions are restricted from processing for gaming. What does that have to do with credibility of the industry? It has and always will be regulated by the KGC, or other gaming commissions in their jurisdictions.

I don't give a shit if you don't believe me, but all of the poker rooms use the same RNG hardware generation device, so your "study" of FT's card distribution is a piece of crap and likely put together by people who suck balls at poker and blame the sites for their losses.

no crying in the breast milk.

onlineriches 05-26-2008 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 14235614)
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22+S...L_enCA229CA229

another rogue employee @ ultimate bet also?
..sure thing

AbsolutePoker repaid millions of dollars to the players who were affected and was fined $500,000 by the Kahnawake Gaming Commission because of the actions of a few employees acting in their own interests.

How does that benefit AP in anyway? It is the issue of a $100,000 employee managing $50,000,000 worth of data.

onlineriches 05-26-2008 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 14234480)

The suckouts are already starting, had three one outers hit on me today in the 1m warmup. I shouldn't have put more money in until this morning, so I would be on the win algorythm for the tournament.

The best part of all is listening to all the crazy theories people come up with when they think they see patterns in the software. :1orglaugh

mopek1 05-26-2008 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by onlineriches (Post 14237364)
It is still legal in the US, however financial institutions are restricted from processing for gaming.

So does that mean Americans can play poker online but that they just can't use their bank or credit cards to fund their account?

If they used netpay for example they could 'legally' play and the poker sites could legally register new players with US addresses?

:)

cranki 05-26-2008 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin (Post 14232550)
I wanted to write PS a angry letter like this guy.lol

hahahahahahaaa :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

tranza 05-26-2008 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 14232600)
let us not all forget about the whole absolute poker fuckup
google absolute poker superuser

:thumbsup
Yeah man they realy absolute poker!:thumbsup

Martin 05-26-2008 08:55 AM

Yeah I'm done with cash games online,, Just donk n go's. Most of the time I'm drunk and play online tourneys and just play supper aggressive. I don't know if it's rigged or what but you do take the most unbelievable bad beats online. I mean the time type that make you want to take a baseball bat to your computer LOL.

onlineriches 05-26-2008 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by mopek1 (Post 14237462)
So does that mean Americans can play poker online but that they just can't use their bank or credit cards to fund their account?

If they used netpay for example they could 'legally' play and the poker sites could legally register new players with US addresses?

All of the major poker rooms such as: pokerstars, full tilt, absolute poker, ultimatebet, etc. all still accept US players. The only problem is that the financial flow has been restricted and it is very hard for US players to deposit funds.

Moneygram is a good solution for US players and works in a similar method to Western Union to fund your poker account.

mopek1 05-26-2008 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by onlineriches (Post 14237766)
All of the major poker rooms such as: pokerstars, full tilt, absolute poker, ultimatebet, etc. all still accept US players. The only problem is that the financial flow has been restricted and it is very hard for US players to deposit funds.

Moneygram is a good solution for US players and works in a similar method to Western Union to fund your poker account.

Thought so ... thanks !!

zEn84 05-26-2008 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by polle54 (Post 14234135)
show me 300k+ hands in pokertracker or shut the fuck up. You really dont have a clue.

What you are claiming is very easy to prove, so take a shot at it LOL

and btw you can easily run bad over 20k hands which you prolly haven't even played.

Yup exactly. My buddy who plays professionally online sees around 800 hands an hour. He makes his money from all the people people who deposit a 100, 200,, etc.. bucks here and there. He makes roughly 240 dollars an hour playing poker online. You clearly don't understand variance biskoppen, but don't worry, majority of people are like you, thats why there are so few winners.

Martin 05-26-2008 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by zEn84 (Post 14238085)
Yup exactly. My buddy who plays professionally online sees around 800 hands an hour. He makes his money from all the people people who deposit a 100, 200,, etc.. bucks here and there. He makes roughly 240 dollars an hour playing poker online. You clearly don't understand variance biskoppen, but don't worry, majority of people are like you, thats why there are so few winners.


You're right man. 100%. If you want to make money with online poker you need to grind it out on multiple tables and play hundreds of hands per hour.. Not for everybody that's for sure. If you just load up a $100 or $200 every now and then, you can be pretty sure that it wont last long.. Like I've said, just play the Sit N Goes if you're an occasional player till you build up a bank roll.

Manowar 08-16-2009 04:26 PM

thought i'd bump this after getting quad aces cracked. all in preflop then he turns and rivers a low straight flush

felt like dying

lazycash 08-16-2009 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar (Post 16192674)
thought i'd bump this after getting quad aces cracked. all in preflop then he turns and rivers a low straight flush

felt like dying

Damn, I play a lot of poker and thought I'd heard every bad beat story but that one takes the cake I think. He obviously had one out on the river, what site were you playing at, assuming you were playing online. So he called your all in with small suited connectors?

d-null 08-16-2009 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 16192975)
Damn, I play a lot of poker and thought I'd heard every bad beat story but that one takes the cake I think. He obviously had one out on the river, what site were you playing at, assuming you were playing online. So he called your all in with small suited connectors?

he probably slow played it and the other guy semi bluffed an all in first :2 cents:

Jack Sparrow 08-17-2009 12:06 AM

Anyone able to exchange pokerstars money for paypal or epass?
Buzz me.


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