Buy a new or used car : get a free HANDGUN !!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 05-24-2008, 11:54 AM

... looks like the Michael Moore segment of getting a riffle for opening a bank account is still hot ....

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US car dealer in free gun offer

A car dealership in the United States is offering a free handgun with every vehicle sold.

Max Motors in Butler, Missouri, says sales have quadrupled since the start of the offer.

Customers can choose between a gun or a $250 (£125) gas card, but most so far have chosen the gun.

Owner Mark Muller said: "We're just damn glad to live in a free country where you can have a gun if you want to."

The dealership sells new and old vehicles, including General Motors and Ford cars and trucks, and its logo shows a cowboy holding a pistol.

It has sold more than 30 cars and trucks in the past three days, an increase which the owners put down to their promotional offer.

Inspiration from Obama

Mr Muller said that every buyer so far "except one guy from Canada and one old guy" chose the gun, rather than the gas card.

He recommends a Kel-Tec .380 pistol, which he describes as "a nice little handgun that fits in your pocket".

He added that the promotion was inspired by recent comments from one of the Democratic nominees for the presidential election, saying: "We did it because of Barack Obama.

"He said all those people in the Midwest, you've got to have compassion for them because they're clinging to their guns and their Bibles. I found that quite offensive. We all go to church on Sunday and we all carry guns."

The website advertisement for the offer, which continues until the end of the month, mentions that an approved background check on gun ownership is required.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7416120.stm

directfiesta · 05-24-2008, 11:57 AM

his website is ... a ... riot

http://www.max71.com/

can't be more redneck then that !

The Judge · 05-24-2008, 12:02 PM

Praise the Lord

Domain Diva · 05-24-2008, 12:02 PM

thats just crazy

what next get a pump action shotgun with every other happy meal at mcdonalds

woj · 05-24-2008, 12:05 PM

great way to get some free publicity... heh

Jens Van Assterdam · 05-24-2008, 12:07 PM

and i thought japanese society is fucked..

baddog · 05-24-2008, 12:12 PM

The gun will last longer than the gas will.

jalami · 05-24-2008, 12:16 PM

I think that kicks ass. Btw it's not actually a gun there but a $250 voucher at a local gun dealer, so all rules are still in place.

This somehow reminds me of a story I heard about a gas station in Quebec, back in the good ol' days, that would give a free beer with a fill-up. Of course the beer would be opened for the driver on-site... if he didn't have a bottle opener drilled to the dashboard heh heh heh

DixieDash · 05-24-2008, 12:16 PM

That is an interesting way to sell cars.

IllTestYourGirls · 05-24-2008, 01:41 PM

that redneck is laughing all the way to the bank!

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

his website is ... a ... riot

http://www.max71.com/

can't be more redneck then that !

Andiz · 05-24-2008, 01:45 PM

"He said all those people in the Midwest, you've got to have compassion for them because they're clinging to their guns and their Bibles. I found that quite offensive. We all go to church on Sunday and we all carry guns"

In other words, he's offended by Obama's characterisation even while in the next breath demonstrating it's essentially accurate?

farkedup · 05-24-2008, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The Judge

Praise the Lord

and pass the ammunition

geedub · 05-24-2008, 02:19 PM

pretty decent deal.. get a nice pistol for 1/2 off pretty much, atleast with wisconsin prices.

stickyfingerz · 05-24-2008, 02:19 PM

Marketing 101.

rowan · 05-24-2008, 02:26 PM

I thought this had to be a story by theonion, until I saw the BBC URL.

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jalami Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 845	I think that kicks ass. Btw it's not actually a gun there but a $250 voucher at a local gun dealer, so all rules are still in place. This somehow reminds me of a story I heard about a gas station in Quebec, back in the good ol' days, that would give a free beer with a fill-up. Of course the beer would be opened for the driver on-site... if he didn't have a bottle opener drilled to the dashboard heh heh heh __________________ IntegralPay LLC \| www.integralpay.com Payment solutions outside the box! Ask about credit card, electronic checks, and alternative payments processing

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Andiz Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,594	"He said all those people in the Midwest, you've got to have compassion for them because they're clinging to their guns and their Bibles. I found that quite offensive. We all go to church on Sunday and we all carry guns" In other words, he's offended by Obama's characterisation even while in the next breath demonstrating it's essentially accurate?

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I thought this had to be a story by theonion, until I saw the BBC URL.