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  • rdunn404
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    • Jan 2002
    • 999

    #1

    Let's hear your wild sniper conspiracy theories

    I'll tell you the real story. The guy is from the future somewhat like the Terminator. All the people killed seem random but all have an impact on some future events. He can easily slip in and out of time so he will never be caught. With this last Home Depot shooting he was about 30 yards away witnesses say. FBI was there within 20 min and he was still gone without a trace. He's gonna get his kill count up to 20 and then comes Bush.

    Ok I've got my Massivecock aluminum foil hat on...anyone else?
  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #2
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    • TDF
      Triple OG nigga on GFY
      • Mar 2002
      • 27296

      #3
      Originally posted by rdunn404
      I'll tell you the real story. The guy is from the future somewhat like the Terminator. All the people killed seem random but all have an impact on some future events. He can easily slip in and out of time so he will never be caught. With this last Home Depot shooting he was about 30 yards away witnesses say. FBI was there within 20 min and he was still gone without a trace. He's gonna get his kill count up to 20 and then comes Bush.

      Ok I've got my Massivecock aluminum foil hat on...anyone else?
      thats a good one..I can say he's definitely white and needs some pussy.Someone should point him over to GFY to relieve his sexual frustrations. I say Desirae is to be his stunt twat!
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      • ZoiNk
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        • Feb 2002
        • 2370

        #4
        He is lonely, probably got laid off recently, lived with his parents into his mid-late twenties. Has at least 2-3 paysite memberships, and is just pissed off at the world. That's my guess
        ZoiNk
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        • TDF
          Triple OG nigga on GFY
          • Mar 2002
          • 27296

          #5
          Originally posted by ZoiNk
          He is lonely, probably got laid off recently, lived with his parents into his mid-late twenties. Has at least 2-3 paysite memberships, and is just pissed off at the world. That's my guess
          ZoiNk
          I wonder which GFY cronie charged 3 or 4 memberships to his card?? or better yet crossbilled him with other "trials"?
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          • salsbury
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            • Feb 2002
            • 1070

            #6
            he's creating a distraction from the "real" issues at hand. the real issues being that Bush Jr. is being controlled by a group (of which is father is a part of/in the leadership of) - the present goal is to get more US companies to harvest oil from the Middle East. the losses of 9/11 are minor in comparison to the gains this "Forum" will see (especially since the Forum members lost nothing in the attack) - that attack was staged so they could invade/conquer Afghanistan and create an oil pipeline, as well as have a great place to launch an invasion against Iraq. now the invasion/attacks are occuring, but the sniper is here to try and keep people focused on domestic issues. he'll be caught, and he'll be linked to either Saddam (directly or through O(U?)sama), to help justify the already-ongoing attacks against Iraq.

            but who knows for sure.
            Last edited by salsbury; 10-16-2002, 02:07 PM.

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            • Brujah
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              • Jan 2001
              • 22157

              #7
              Originally posted by rdunn404
              I'll tell you the real story. The guy is from the future somewhat like the Terminator. All the people killed seem random but all have an impact on some future events. He can easily slip in and out of time so he will never be caught. With this last Home Depot shooting he was about 30 yards away witnesses say. FBI was there within 20 min and he was still gone without a trace. He's gonna get his kill count up to 20 and then comes Bush.

              Ok I've got my Massivecock aluminum foil hat on...anyone else?
              Thats a pretty good one. I've got my foil hat on, and I'm always using random proxies while connected from a payphone.

              But then again, it could be the Hand of God.. did you see Frailty ?

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              • Machete_
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                • Oct 2002
                • 14579

                #8
                You guys wanna try something fun.. lets fly to DC and rent a Big white minivan... we will take shifts to drive around the whitehouse.. try to park it in front of the house... We will get on national TV i bet.. even Global

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                • .:Frog:.
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                  • Jul 2002
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                  #9
                  A wittness who saw the shooter claims he was using an AK47. 1-shot hits at 100 yards away is pretty decent aim with an Ak47. I always assumed he was using a scoped rifle.
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                  • pr0
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                    • May 2001
                    • 23088

                    #10
                    Originally posted by .:Frog:.
                    A wittness who saw the shooter claims he was using an AK47. 1-shot hits at 100 yards away is pretty decent aim with an Ak47. I always assumed he was using a scoped rifle.
                    AK-47 eh? Sounds like the witness just named a gun they were familiar with.
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                    • theking
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                      • Sep 2002
                      • 21053

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pr0


                      AK-47 eh? Sounds like the witness just named a gun they were familiar with.
                      An AK-47 isn't a .223. They are saying AK-74.
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                      • theking
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                        • Sep 2002
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by .:Frog:.
                        A wittness who saw the shooter claims he was using an AK47. 1-shot hits at 100 yards away is pretty decent aim with an Ak47. I always assumed he was using a scoped rifle.
                        An AK-47 could have a mounted scope. That is not good shooting anyhow as a man can be easily dropped at five hundred yards with an AK-47 without a scope.
                        Last edited by theking; 10-16-2002, 02:33 PM.
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                        • hahmike
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                          • May 2002
                          • 2488

                          #13
                          Originally posted by toodamnfli
                          Someone should point him over to GFY...!

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                          • Pipecrew
                            Master of Gfy.com
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 14888

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ebus_dk
                            You guys wanna try something fun.. lets fly to DC and rent a Big white minivan... we will take shifts to drive around the whitehouse.. try to park it in front of the house... We will get on national TV i bet.. even Global

                            ahahahaha, i was thinking the same shit... all movie site owners think alike

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                            • theking
                              Nice Kitty
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 21053

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ebus_dk
                              You guys wanna try something fun.. lets fly to DC and rent a Big white minivan... we will take shifts to drive around the whitehouse.. try to park it in front of the house... We will get on national TV i bet.. even Global
                              You could count on it.
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                              • rdunn404
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                                • Jan 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by ebus_dk
                                You guys wanna try something fun.. lets fly to DC and rent a Big white minivan... we will take shifts to drive around the whitehouse.. try to park it in front of the house... We will get on national TV i bet.. even Global
                                We can rent out URL placement on the sides of the vehicle too since millions will see it. I'm taking orders now!

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                                • liquidkid
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                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 219

                                  #17
                                  The van thing is a hoax, he just shoots whenever a white van drives by.

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                                  • ZoiNk
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                                    • Feb 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by rdunn404


                                    We can rent out URL placement on the sides of the vehicle too since millions will see it. I'm taking orders now!
                                    Or just put "Purchase paysite memberships or die like the rest that didn't"

                                    See, they thought it was random, but it was really ppl that entered paysites from warez sites/chargebacked their memberships.

                                    ZoiNk
                                    "People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black." - Henry Ford

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                                    • rdunn404
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 999

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by liquidkid
                                      The van thing is a hoax, he just shoots whenever a white van drives by.
                                      I've thought the same thing. If I can shoot you from 700 yards away why would i need a van that's leaving the scene? Seems more to me like a witness who was scared they were gonna get shot themselves and drove off quick. I know I would.

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                                      • twistyneck
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                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 4660

                                        #20
                                        I think it's obvious. This "sniper" is really a CIA type who is part of a plan to get the military involved in a domestic police action. This will require that the Posse Comitatus act of 1878 is repealed and to do that, they need a huge crisis. Therefore, they've unleashed a highly trained killer that is ready to take the fall.

                                        Once Posse Comitatus is repealed, the shit will really go down and you can kiss whatever of your eroding freedoms you have left goodbye.

                                        The evidence for this is overwhelming.

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                                        • theking
                                          Nice Kitty
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 21053

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by twistyneck
                                          I think it's obvious. This "sniper" is really a CIA type who is part of a plan to get the military involved in a domestic police action. This will require that the Posse Comitatus act of 1878 is repealed and to do that, they need a huge crisis. Therefore, they've unleashed a highly trained killer that is ready to take the fall.

                                          Once Posse Comitatus is repealed, the shit will really go down and you can kiss whatever of your eroding freedoms you have left goodbye.

                                          The evidence for this is overwhelming.
                                          It is not currently a huge crisis. Now if he were using a rocket launcher....instead of an AK-74....
                                          Last edited by theking; 10-16-2002, 02:54 PM.
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                                          • fiveyes
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                                            • Aug 2001
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                                            #22
                                            I'm going to put my money on twistneck's assessment. In fact, I'll double it as soon as the copy-cat wanna-bees step in...
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                                            • twistyneck
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                                              • Jan 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by theking


                                              It is not currently a huge crisis. Now if he were using a rocket launcher....instead of an AK-74....
                                              It's huge enough. Wait until the copycats start up, then it will be even bigger. The government is already ignoring parts of the law that are inconvenient for them, it is only a matter of time before the laws are meaningless.

                                              http://www.reuters.com/news_article....toryID=1581792

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                                              • rdunn404
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                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 999

                                                #24
                                                Heard the theory about zero year elected presidents? Look at the facts. Sniper's going after Bush as the grand finale....

                                                1840: William Henry Harrison (Died in Office)
                                                1860: Abraham Lincoln (Assassinated)
                                                1880: James A. Garfield (Assassinated)
                                                1900: William McKinley (Assassinated)
                                                1920: Warren G. Harding (Died in Office)
                                                1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (Died in Office)
                                                1960: John F. Kennedy (Assassinated)
                                                1980: Ronald Reagan (Survived Assassination Attempt)
                                                2000: George W. Bush (uh oh)

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                                                • Naughty
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                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 6487

                                                  #25
                                                  Nice theory with those zero's you got there ...

                                                  I don't think he uses a white van either by the way.
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                                                  • cold_ice
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                                                    • Jun 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    The dude is married and thats all I have to say about that. Bitches okay now thats it

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                                                    • clickpimp
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                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 1159

                                                      #27
                                                      It's a small sleeper terror cell of maybe 6 folks that has been going about their business quietly for years meeting every so often to pray, rape and pillage. Kinda like the one they found in Michigan the day before the shootings started practicing shooting with high powered rifles in a rock quarry.

                                                      In a well calculated day of terror (day 1 of shootings) all six were at work shooting and transporting the gun to a predetermined hiding location once a shooting was completed. Then, the next cell member would retrieve the gun - different person/car/etc. shoot the next, ditch the gun, and dissapear back in to a PTA meeting or flying lesson.

                                                      After the initial day of terror, it's easy for the six cell members to shoot a couple folks a week and stay one step ahead of the law - becasue there are six of them and they have been planning on just how to do this for years.

                                                      How's that? It's either that, or the multiple engineered gun with similar bullet signature theory ... puff, puff.
                                                      eventually, earth will lose.
                                                      enjoy it while it lasts.


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                                                      • richard123
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                                                        • Mar 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        He's one of Osama's mates (didn't you see CNN said he has "olive skin"?)

                                                        He's setting up a website called "hitvan.com" ("hitbus.com" was taken) targeted at arab and muslim surfers for their entertainment.

                                                        Sometimes he has the help of someone else to do the filming, and sometimed he uses "towel cam" to capture the moment.

                                                        Too easy!!

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                                                        • Chichio
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                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 1467

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by theking


                                                          An AK-47 isn't a .223. They are saying AK-74.
                                                          They make versions of the AK-47 that fire .223 or 5.56mm (same thing).

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                                                          • PornoDoggy
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                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                            • 1053

                                                            #30
                                                            Elvis, buried deep in his bunker far under Area 51, and VERY pissed off because Marylin Monroe ate the last of his KrispyKreme donuts, ordered the sniper into action. The sniper is really Saddam Hussein, who was the gunman on the grassy knoll. George W. Bush knows this, as a card-carrying member of the Trilateral Commission, and is ordering the attack on Iraq in revenge for the sinking of the Maine, the Bismark, and the Edmond Fitzgerald, which was really a communist Chinese spy ship plying the intelligence-lucrative waters of Lake Gitchigoomi. If you scan the appropriate reliable sources, it should be obvious to anyone.

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                                                            • theking
                                                              Nice Kitty
                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 21053

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Chichio


                                                              They make versions of the AK-47 that fire .223 or 5.56mm (same thing).
                                                              An AK-47 is a 7.62mm. There are other Kalashnikov weapons that are 5.56mm but the AK-47 is not one of them. Also the AK-74 that the press is speaking of is not a .223 either as it is a 5.45mm.
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                                                              • El Demonio
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                                                                • Oct 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Let's bribe the sniper to shoo Bush right in the head!
                                                                WE ARE ALL ONE CIRCLE, NO BEGINNING, NO END.

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                                                                • dantheman
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                                                                  • May 2002
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • greentea
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Pathfinder is the SNIPER!
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                                                                    • PornoDoggy
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                                                                      • Jun 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Police are scrambling to decode a strange message that starts out "Got rice, bitch ..."

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                                                                      • Chichio
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                                                                        • Mar 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by theking


                                                                        An AK-47 is a 7.62mm. There are other Kalashnikov weapons that are 5.56mm but the AK-47 is not one of them. Also the AK-74 that the press is speaking of is not a .223 either as it is a 5.45mm.
                                                                        yeah "AK type" rifle, you know your stuff

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                                                                        • Mishi
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by twistyneck
                                                                          I think it's obvious. This "sniper" is really a CIA type who is part of a plan to get the military involved in a domestic police action. This will require that the Posse Comitatus act of 1878 is repealed and to do that, they need a huge crisis. Therefore, they've unleashed a highly trained killer that is ready to take the fall.

                                                                          Once Posse Comitatus is repealed, the shit will really go down and you can kiss whatever of your eroding freedoms you have left goodbye.

                                                                          The evidence for this is overwhelming.
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                                                                          • twistyneck
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                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                            • 4660

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Mishi, No offense but it won't be so funny when this happens. Watch, it is just a matter of time now. They'll say they need to repeal Posse Comitatus to fight "terrorism" and if early reports are true, they will in fact catch an "olive-skinned" shooter. If you think the cops are bad now, wait until the Marine Corps comes to your door to "protect" the Constitution from enemies "foreign and domestic."

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                                                                            • Exxxotica
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                                                                              • Jan 2001
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Pete the Fly has been on a drinking binge and is sick of society telling him what to do, what to think, or how to live.

                                                                              While moving his stuff from Florida to NY (in a borrowed White Van), he takes a break in our nations capitol hoping to "change" they way Americans view their daily lives.
                                                                              Last edited by Exxxotica; 10-16-2002, 07:42 PM.


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                                                                              • rdunn404
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by twistyneck
                                                                                Mishi, No offense but it won't be so funny when this happens. Watch, it is just a matter of time now. They'll say they need to repeal Posse Comitatus to fight "terrorism" and if early reports are true, they will in fact catch an "olive-skinned" shooter. If you think the cops are bad now, wait until the Marine Corps comes to your door to "protect" the Constitution from enemies "foreign and domestic."
                                                                                Martial law is coming.

                                                                                Middle East crisis + state of US economy + internal threats invoking martial law + VISA regulations = 666

                                                                                The end is near....have you accepted Jesus?

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                                                                                • PornoDoggy
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                                                                                  • Jun 2002
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by twistyneck
                                                                                  Mishi, No offense but it won't be so funny when this happens. Watch, it is just a matter of time now. They'll say they need to repeal Posse Comitatus to fight "terrorism" and if early reports are true, they will in fact catch an "olive-skinned" shooter. If you think the cops are bad now, wait until the Marine Corps comes to your door to "protect" the Constitution from enemies "foreign and domestic."
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                                                                                  • Joe Sixpack
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                                    • 3793

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by rdunn404
                                                                                    Heard the theory about zero year elected presidents? Look at the facts. Sniper's going after Bush as the grand finale....

                                                                                    1840: William Henry Harrison (Died in Office)
                                                                                    1860: Abraham Lincoln (Assassinated)
                                                                                    1880: James A. Garfield (Assassinated)
                                                                                    1900: William McKinley (Assassinated)
                                                                                    1920: Warren G. Harding (Died in Office)
                                                                                    1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (Died in Office)
                                                                                    1960: John F. Kennedy (Assassinated)
                                                                                    1980: Ronald Reagan (Survived Assassination Attempt)
                                                                                    2000: George W. Bush (uh oh)
                                                                                    must... kill... Bush...

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                                                                                    • theking
                                                                                      Nice Kitty
                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                      • 21053

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


                                                                                      must... kill... Bush...
                                                                                      Why are you so anxious to make Cheney the President?
                                                                                      When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                                                                      FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                                                                      • Honeyslut
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by rdunn404
                                                                                        I'll tell you the real story. The guy is from the future somewhat like the Terminator. All the people killed seem random but all have an impact on some future events. He can easily slip in and out of time so he will never be caught. With this last Home Depot shooting he was about 30 yards away witnesses say. FBI was there within 20 min and he was still gone without a trace. He's gonna get his kill count up to 20 and then comes Bush.

                                                                                        Ok I've got my Massivecock aluminum foil hat on...anyone else?
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                                                                                        • PornoDoggy
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                                                                                          #45
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