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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089
    #1

    I have to admit, I almost broke out laughing

    My daughter and I went to dinner tonight at the place she is having her wedding reception at next month.

    We are getting their Platinum plan because we wanted the open bar, wine with dinner, hors d'oeuvre laden waiters. It is going to be nice.

    So anyway, we had to choose between four salads and three entrées. The dinner was to be comped. Nice treat.

    My daughter ordered a Sprite to go with her meal. The waiter's response? "I am sorry miss. We have to charge you for the Sprite."

    In other words, we will give you a $240 dinner on the house, but you are going to have to spring for that soda.

    I refrained from laughing, but it was tough.
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    • Iron Fist
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2006
      • 23400
      #2
      With the dinner at $240, I wonder if the Sprite was $20...
      i like waffles

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        • GrouchyAdmin
          Now choke yourself!
          • Apr 2006
          • 12085
          #3
          Just scrawl "BYOB" on the invitation.

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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089
              #4
              Tomorrow: cake tasting. I should have had more daughters.

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                • After Shock Media
                  It's coming look busy
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 35299
                  #5
                  Originally posted by baddog
                  Tomorrow: cake tasting. I should have had more daughters.
                  Bring your own milk.

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                    • DixieDash
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                      • May 2008
                      • 339
                      #6
                      Lol, you would think that would cover a soda.
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                        • kane
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 20684
                          #7
                          Several years ago I was at the beach with some friends. We go into Dairy Queen and order some stuff. A friend of mine just wants a glass of water to drink. They tell him, "The water is free, but I have to charge you 10 cents for the cup."

                          We all started laughing. Between us we had ordered around $35 worth of food and ice cream and they wanted another 10 cents for their cup.

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                            • G.A.F
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 370
                              #8
                              Be sure they won't start charging your guests for sodas and water the wedding day!
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                                • k0nr4d
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 9231
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                  Tomorrow: cake tasting. I should have had more daughters.
                                  aren't you the one ending up having to pay for everything?
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                                    • Just Mike
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                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 3726
                                      #10
                                      thats crazy...I would have said something to the mgr.

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                                        • SizeMatters
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2008
                                          • 138
                                          #11
                                          you racked up 240$ at mcdonalds? WOW YOU FAT MOTHER FUCKERS JESUS OH LORD MIGHTY CHRIST. No wonder america is so obese you big ole bastard

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                                            • WiredGuy
                                              Pounding Googlebot
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 34512
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by kane
                                              Several years ago I was at the beach with some friends. We go into Dairy Queen and order some stuff. A friend of mine just wants a glass of water to drink. They tell him, "The water is free, but I have to charge you 10 cents for the cup."

                                              We all started laughing. Between us we had ordered around $35 worth of food and ice cream and they wanted another 10 cents for their cup.
                                              I would have told your friend to just stick his mouth under the tap just to make a mess and make them clean it up. See if it was worth the 10c to get the cup versus the 15 minutes of labor to clean the mess
                                              WG
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                                                • munki
                                                  Do Fun Shit.
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 13393
                                                  #13
                                                  That's hawt...

                                                  “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                    • cranki
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 5162
                                                      #14
                                                      I wonder whether that's company policy or just the employee's lack of finesse?!

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                                                        • Klen
                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                          • 32234
                                                          #15
                                                          Hmm this situation reminds me to scene from one tv serie but cant remember which.

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                                                            • Adam-NeonDollars
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                                                              • May 2008
                                                              • 94
                                                              #16
                                                              lol, brave new world, isnt it :P

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                                                                • sicone
                                                                  Retired
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 18453
                                                                  #17
                                                                  almost in a way.. it reminds me of my wedding... the place we had the wedding at insisted we had flowers of course (nothing new there) but... because we got married on Lake tahoe... on on the lake, not the shore... we were told (on the wedding date) we could not have real flowers or rice or anything else that might land in the waters of the lake for fear of contamination or the disrespect of the lake.

                                                                  Dont get me wrong.. it was the most awesome wedding ever and all the wedding pics in the snow (was in beginning of April) kicked ass and I couldn't of asked for more


                                                                  if only the marriage was as awesome... going on 6 yrs divorced now. Dont know why I shared this.. but I did, so get over it

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                                                                    • sniperwolf
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                      • 17743
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by cranki
                                                                      I wonder whether that's company policy or just the employee's lack of finesse?!
                                                                      The latter perhaps!
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                                                                        • IntenseJerry
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                                                                          • Jun 2007
                                                                          • 785
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Good stuff... Thx
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                                                                            • SifuE
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                                                                              • Aug 2007
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              wow never stops amazing me the crap that happens after you pay for something big
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                                                                                • Xrated J
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                                                  • 4347
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  i wouldnt have refrained lol

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                                                                                    • Chris
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                      • 27880
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      now you gotta wonder what kinda bullshit they will pull on you during the wedding

                                                                                      im sure it was just the waiter being a douche
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                                                                                        • alby_persignup
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                                                                                          • May 2007
                                                                                          • 3119
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          lol! the sprite comes with the package.
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                                                                                            • fuzebox
                                                                                              making it rain
                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 22353
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I'm so glad we avoided all this BS and has a nice reasonable basic wedding.

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                                                                                                • baddog
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                  • 107089
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                                                  Bring your own milk.
                                                                                                  Good idea.

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