GFY's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes

current events: yup, I watch larry king!
conversation? yup yup, I even know some big words and stuff.
limbs & teeth? Except for 4 wisdom teeth, the answer is yup.
america's most wanted? Never even watched it.
rub feet? If your feet are as pretty as you, I have no problem putting my talented hands to work on them. I was a health care worker!


Yup, I'm your man.

I got lost I thought this was ebay, doh!!

I like taquitos.

Name: Ben Curtis
Occupation: Amateur Pornographer
Age: 21

He was a cheerleader in his High School, Chattanooga, TN. He also played football and soccer. His hobbies include magic, guitar, dancing, and rock climbing. He's been doing magic since age 4 and became a professional magician at age 13.


i am officially speaking on Ben's behalf, he is definitely looking 4 that special someone

(how the fuk didn't he make luke ford's list?! this guy is a truuuue player!)

i drive a big ass caddilac....... 2000 Deville,,,,,, lexani 20" chrome feet........ wanna ride in da back?

jesus christ of ladder day saints! God really does exist!

No don't do that give me another chance.

I was just keeping options open. I'm single and looking in all the right places GFY

noooo. stay away pimpdady. please dont shatter my hopes and dreams

I can hear him now, "Duuuuude you're converting at 1:200" or "Duuude, your email list rocks"

I remember those commercials

Ok kewl I won't Cock Block.

Dreams can come true on GFY

hed fit in good with this board since he's a CHEERLEADER

dont fight the feelin ladies! marry our country's next president.

mister BEN CURTIS!

LoL. you are the man roger. BTW, is is still cock block if it is done over the internet? hmmm

Can I add myself to the list here?

Everyone's welcome

Yes a cock block is a cock block

I will keep it in my pants for now.

Herb Kornfield - 29 year old internet Gangsta from Brooklyn....

Favorite hobbies include: Rollin in my Benz G (white of course) watchin my rims go round, Chillin in the basement parkin garage with the crew, Keppin it real down at the Ditmas Deli on Coney island Ave with a roast beef hero in one hand and my laptop in the other readin about the adventures of the players and playettes in GFY land.

Looking for the right shorty to kick it with, ideal female take a strong woman, beautiful woman that is in control of her life and her game and just let her do her thing and blossom like the wonderous flower that she is.....mother of the earth...

if that dont roll like that, then just read stats and cout mo loot.

Chesire...what does mommy and daddy think about what you do? No you don't take off your clothes but you do work in the adult industry. Do they even know?

If I was your dad and I knew you liked to be single for the reasons that you do, I'd lock you in the basement and only release you for washroom breaks. Even then you'd have to wear a chastity belt.

I think you guys should check out Amanda Lewis in the other thread. The girl is FINE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

What reasons have I given? Refresh my mammory, er, memory...

word to ditmas roast beef hero, i love that greasy shit

hollar ;)

This is a very senseless flame you started over here... Cocks, asses and... calculators...

Booooooooooooooooys...I am blushing....

So-uh-Meta...what YOU doin'??

Thinkin bout you girl. Shawcutie, damn, you are so fine! If only you didnt work for bradshaw. jk!

So....you come here alot?

I represent that, bitch!

I think you mean "I resent that, bitch"

Nope, because I represent it.

ok, im royally confused now. Anyways drew...hook me up with that beautifull coworker of yours. Maybe she can move down here with me to Utah and we can have 12 children like our mormon neighbors and live happily ever after. Utah is a very porn friendly state, so it will be good for business too

I reprezent that BHZ

I resent that!

i rebutt that..I raise u two chips!

i rebill that...and will raise you two tostitos!

Im sayin, why would I resent it, when I agree with what you're sayin?

Blah...

Coming to Vegas? I'll do what I can, mind you, she can't handle her liquor very well... take advantage of her, and I'll be filming a GFY shirt burning...

While its on you. =D

i repunzel that and raise you two fully rabbits!

Damn, never seen ShawCutie before this. She really is cute. I have a thing for short girls, what can i say.

Dude, this is just between me and you so don't let her know please, but when its time to take advantage of someone when drunk, you don't need to look anywhere else. I will get the job done.

Well, congrats... You may get a chance... LOL

What about me?

Chronic masterbator

AliBaba here! Age 32

Started the life as a cracker/hacker, than tourist guide, than graphic designer and now in porn business since 1995. I don't know what's next or if this is the last biz... Running several adult cartoon sites and classic porn.

About Me
I changed my name from Douglas to Dugmor! because I think it makes me a more positive person. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodle train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critcs worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. Ican hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraorinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and have spoken with Elvis. I have my own website called www.wefuckinpublic.com

My name is Erik, nickname Undutchable. I'm dedicated, attending University doing Communication Science, which involves a shitload of marketing and online business principles, and I'm putting the theory into practice as an adult freelancer. I do just about anything, from designs, marketing to tgp and freesite submitting and lots of other stuff in between.

I'm an intelligent, outgoing person with a love for females with class. I'm in good shape, work out 3 to 4 times a week at the gym, I'm a go-getter who will not rest till all his dreams have become reality. I know lots of current events (), I'm talkative when you interest me, and I can last for hours in bed (or on the kitchen table for that matter). I also love fast cars, music and going out, flirting and that kind of stuff.

My dreams: Retiring at 30, looking back at a succesful career and a fast rise to the top, a villa with a swimming pool and at least 3 class cars in my huge garage, and of course a lovely woman to enjoy it all with for the time I've got left.

I'm currently single but I'm not looking for anyone. It would be nice to have a relationship purely based on sex alone, coz currently I dont have time for relationships with all the stuff around it. But then again, I think there's not many guys here who aren't looking for something like that, and women have the habit of looking for stuff beyond the sex...

However, if you live in the vicinity of Holland or if you're ever around and you'd like to fill this position, just send a message

Now, back to fucking work