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  • Cheshire
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 5738

    #1

    GFY's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes

    Net Worth is what you ask the clerk at the fishing supply store, and my paper boy is a business man with low overhead costs.

    Who says it's all about sparkle and glitz?

    Bring it on girls and guys, you don't even have to be single ~ one of the most powerful skills to have is good marketing, and we're all our own publicists right now.

    I'll go first;

    Cheshire Kat, a 25 year old California native, is the dirty mind behind AmateurPages.com's naughty writing and a part time college student studying web design. She's a habitual giggler, and can drop you to your knees with one taste of her homemade spicy carrot soup. With a low-fat soy chai tea in hand she'll jet off to exotic lands such as Berkeley and San Francisco for a simple weekend surfing, or rubbing elbows with infamous nobodys. What this girl lacks in equity she makes up for in imagination and simple living, so any guy that can get this lady to put a ring on his finger knows that she's about to light up a ringless cigar.


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    Last edited by Cheshire; 10-16-2002, 12:14 PM.


    just a little bit naughty
  • Sunshine McGillicutty
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2002
    • 475

    #2
    My name is Sunshine, I live in San Francisco, and what I lack in equity I make up for in slovenliness. If your cleaning up afterwards, I cook a mean Coq au Vin.

    Do I really need to say more? Bring it on ladies!

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    • TeraBabes
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 2067

      #3
      I have a big cock.
      This place is too big.

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      • -=HOAX=-
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2001
        • 4365

        #4
        Hoax - A 25 year old unknown comedian with a knack for the offbeat, laugh the night away shitfaced on colt .45. In addtion to being on of the world's least well known unaspiring artists, he can also dance with an amazing zeal. Be it moonlit strolls in downtown searching for an open liquor store, or convulsing on the dusty floor of an all night club, you're sure to find a good time with this frenzied freak. His penchant for knocking up asian models screams prolific, but don't let him fool you ladies, he'll say anything to get in that ass!
        Last edited by -=HOAX=-; 10-16-2002, 12:22 PM.
        Insert Value Here.

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        • DrewKole
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 5193

          #5
          Drew Kole, an often mistunderstood 23 year old from the bigot magnet that is San Antonio, Texas. Having recently graduated with a BA in Finance, he is currently employed in the mortgage banking industry, which he has worked off and on in, for the past 6 years. Introduced to the adult industry approx 2 years ago, during a 6 month vacation in beautiful Vancouver, B.C., he currently does contract work for Siccash, in addition to his own projects. He has always had great ambition, which brought him from selling candy in middle school, to getting cease and desist orders from Sony, for selling over $150k worth of "virtual" items in a popular online game. He has a disgusting taste for work, and seeing projects through and seems to enjoy putting in 16hr workdays, oddly enough, it's not the thirst for power or money, rather a serious case of ADD, and the problematic "boredom" which accompanies it. He has many personalities, and an odd sense of humor, which is sometimes labeled "Assholish", rather his in person personality, is quite the opposite, less he is provoked. The only reasoning he has for his GFY personality, is the easily achieved "cow-prod" effect, in which a simple poking against those less confident will result in hours, if not days of thread-wide entertainment. He has a large penis, and doesn't know how to use it, and will remain a virgin for the rest of his life.

          Thank you for reading.

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          • bushwacker
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2002
            • 2817

            #6
            Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
            Hoax - A 25 year old unknown comedian with a knack for the offbeat, laugh the night away shitfaced on colt .45. In addtion to being on of the world's least well known unaspiring artists, he can also dance with an amazing zeal. Be it moonlit strolls in downtown searching for an open liquor store, or convulsing on the dusty floor of an all night club, you're sure to find a good time with this frenzied freak. His penchant for knocking up asian models screams prolific, but don't let him fool you ladies, he'll say anything to get in that ass!
            you didn't say colt .45 did you?

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            • bawdy
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 1424

              #7
              This is my calculator that i use for quantitative analysis. It's a Texas Instruments TI-59. When I brought it I knew it would be a real chick magnet. Do you want be now baby?

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              • salsbury
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2002
                • 1070

                #8
                salsbury, a "nobody" in online pornograpy. he does not have much in material terms (and in fact, has some debt he'd like to shed) but he'd like to think he makes up for that with his oft misunderstood wit. and stuff.

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                • Cal
                  Registered User
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 72

                  #9
                  Interesting?

                  I try not to be.

                  C.

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                  • Machete_
                    WINNING!
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 14579

                    #10
                    Im LOADET, but because of my penis-envy I cant score, and If i really score, i cant get laid, and if i did get laid - I KNOW I would cum to soon.... but im LOADED SO I DONT CARE

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                    • Pornkings
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 5334

                      #11
                      Roger V- A young, dimpled, good looking man who hails from LA now residing in West Hollywood, I am a big romantic and treat all woman like the queens they are.
                      I am very Low key on the outside, driven and agressive within. I am a hunk with blue eyes and brown hair.
                      I love to have a good time and just live life and be happy
                      Pornkings.com

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                      • -=HOAX=-
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 4365

                        #12
                        *sigh*
                        Insert Value Here.

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                        • SleazyDream
                          I'm here for SPORT
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 41470

                          #13
                          I'm only single for Chishire (and maybe nina)
                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                          Now read without the word dog.

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                          • p1mpdog
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 105

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Cal
                            Interesting?

                            I try not to be.

                            C.
                            You are going to LOOK interesting when i meet you.
                            scammer.

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                            • Machete_
                              WINNING!
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 14579

                              #15
                              maby we should add some pictures ?

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                              • Bobo
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2002
                                • 2253

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Cheshire
                                Net Worth is what you ask the clerk at the fishing supply store, and my paper boy is a business man with low overhead costs.

                                Who says it's all about sparkle and glitz?

                                Bring it on girls and guys, you don't even have to be single ~ one of the most powerful skills to have is good marketing, and we're all our own publicists right now.

                                I'll go first;

                                Cheshire Kat, a 25 year old California native, is the dirty mind behind AmateurPages.com's naughty writing and a part time college student studying web design. She's a habitual giggler, and can drop you to your knees with one taste of her homemade spicy carrot soup. With a low-fat soy chai tea in hand she'll jet off to exotic lands such as Berkeley and San Francisco for a simple weekend surfing, or rubbing elbows with infamous nobodys. What this girl lacks in equity she makes up for in imagination and simple living, so any guy that can get this lady to put a ring on his finger knows that she's about to light up a ringless cigar.


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                                What? Explain to heterosexual men why you are single?
                                Last edited by Bobo; 10-16-2002, 01:02 PM.

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                                • CDSmith
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 51460

                                  #17
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                                  <---- in possession of a kind heart.
                                  <---- treats women very well in spite of Lebrat's advice.


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                                  • EscortBiz
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                                    • May 2002
                                    • 19422

                                    #18
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                                    • Cheshire
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 5738

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by EscortBiz
                                      Single is the way to go
                                      indeed

                                      ...it's also the way to cum


                                      just a little bit naughty

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                                      • DrewKole
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 5193

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Cheshire
                                        indeed

                                        ...it's also the way to cum
                                        Keep thinkin that... till we meet in vegas. =D

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                                        • AaronM
                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 46923

                                          #21
                                          AaronM, a 28 year old Oregon native, is the overweight wannabe content guy behind Ampcontent.com's amateur content and a broke ass world traveler who recently had his childhood moblie home reposessed. He's a habitual smart ass, and can drop you to your knees with one shot from his Mossberg 12 gauge. With his fat ass and a wacky sense of humor, he has been banned from GFY 4 times plus had one of his fake characters banned but then re-instated. He is friends with infamous nobodys as well as some wannabe Elite's such as SleazyDream and a few others who are not worth mentioning. What this guy lacks in equity he makes up for in imagination and complex bullshit stories. He has been maried once and has no plans for a repeat performance. Any girl that can tie this guy down to a relationship must be one hell of a goddess, very forgiving, and blind as a fucking bat.


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                                          • RAM
                                            They're all hookers, but mom!
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 7047

                                            #22
                                            I have a nice ASS

                                            RAM



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                                            • Bobo
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 2253

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                              I'm only single for Chishire (and maybe nina)
                                              What does the wifey think about that?

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                                              • Dusen
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 2251

                                                #24
                                                I feel my self-film says it all.

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                                                • Bobo
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 2253

                                                  #25
                                                  The only way a girl like Cheshire can remain single for any length of time is if she has some serious hidden defect.

                                                  Behind those pretty eyes is a Mrs Jackal Mrs Hyde thing. Maybe she has jars containing previous boyfriends' genitals or something in her house and shows it to her dates. Yeah, she's fucking hot but that jar would be a cause for concern.

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                                                  • Bobo
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                    • 2253

                                                    #26
                                                    Or she prefers gay men as friends. I may have infered something about Lensman just now.

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                                                    • AaronM
                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 46923

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by RAM
                                                      I have a nice ASS

                                                      Eric's is better but he made me promise not to post the pics or video.

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                                                      • Bobo
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 2253

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by RAM
                                                        I have a nice ASS

                                                        I wanna fuck it

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                                                        • Cheshire
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 5738

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Bobo
                                                          The only way a girl like Cheshire can remain single for any length of time is if she has some serious hidden defect.

                                                          Behind those pretty eyes is a Mrs Jackal Mrs Hyde thing. Maybe she has jars containing previous boyfriends' genitals or something in her house and shows it to her dates. Yeah, she's fucking hot but that jar would be a cause for concern.
                                                          Wow

                                                          or...

                                                          and I know this hasn't occured to many...

                                                          I might *LIKE* being single?

                                                          Last edited by Cheshire; 10-16-2002, 01:32 PM.


                                                          just a little bit naughty

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                                                          • dickblast
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 666

                                                            #30
                                                            RAM wins the balls award, cause only a true player wud post a pic w/ his hairy red ass in it

                                                            go get him ladies!!

                                                            Ben Curtis is a Ninja

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                                                            • SleazyDream
                                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 41470

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Bobo
                                                              The only way a girl like Cheshire can remain single for any length of time is if she has some serious hidden defect.

                                                              Behind those pretty eyes is a Mrs Jackal Mrs Hyde thing. Maybe she has jars containing previous boyfriends' genitals or something in her house and shows it to her dates. Yeah, she's fucking hot but that jar would be a cause for concern.
                                                              maybe she hasn't met the RIGHT person yet?
                                                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                                              • revbuddylove
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                • 402

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by RAM
                                                                I have a nice ASS

                                                                Yeah, it got kind strange for a while after Ram started bringing that inflated dragon everywhere with him calling it his "girlfriend". After a while we all got kind of used to it. Now "she" is like one of the family.
                                                                -Rev. Buddy Love
                                                                Code Monkey at Adult.com

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                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 41470

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by dickblast
                                                                  RAM wins the balls award, cause only a true player wud post a pic w/ his hairy red ass in it

                                                                  go get him ladies!!

                                                                  his ass looks white?
                                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                  • Bobo
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                    • 2253

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Cheshire
                                                                    Wow

                                                                    or...

                                                                    and I know this hasn't occured to many...

                                                                    I might *LIKE* being single?

                                                                    I'm playin' witcha! You've made it clear you like the single life

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                                                                    • Bobo
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                      • 2253

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream


                                                                      his ass looks white?
                                                                      Doesn't matter so much the complexion. It feels just as good. I'm proud of him. He moved up from my pinky finger to butt plug. The kid has a lot I mean a lot of potential.
                                                                      Last edited by Bobo; 10-16-2002, 01:43 PM.

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                                                                      • AaronM
                                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                        • 46923

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Bobo


                                                                        I wanna fuck it
                                                                        Boneprone already did!

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                                                                        • Pornkings
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 5334

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Cheshire
                                                                          Wow

                                                                          or...

                                                                          and I know this hasn't occured to many...

                                                                          I might *LIKE* being single?

                                                                          Where did I go wrong?
                                                                          Pornkings.com

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                                                                          • dickblast
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 666

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by SleazyDream


                                                                            his ass looks white?
                                                                            note the red marks along the buttcrack

                                                                            stop examinin his ass!!
                                                                            Ben Curtis is a Ninja

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                                                                            • rocki
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                              • 988

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Pornkings
                                                                              Roger V- A young, dimpled, good looking man who hails from LA now residing in West Hollywood, I am a big romantic and treat all woman like the queens they are.
                                                                              I am very Low key on the outside, driven and agressive within. I am a hunk with blue eyes and brown hair.
                                                                              I love to have a good time and just live life and be happy
                                                                              Roger have you been filling out those single ads again
                                                                              gota love ya!

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                                                                              • reddawg
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Apr 2002
                                                                                • 1837

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I waited so long for Miss right and now I am 40 and I just don't care to much anymore. I still love the ladies, but I am not looking to start a family


                                                                                I am just interested in growing my online businesses and continue developing more stuff and if I do met someone, well I will consider her views of our future, as if that is unavoidable
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                                                                                • MetaformX
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 6704

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Im a 24 year old who enjoys getting banned from various messageboards, and self marketing myself for no apparent reasons. I also enjoy bitch slapping idiots like LUCLONELY and p1mpfag.

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                                                                                  • AaronM
                                                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                    • 46923

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by MetaformX
                                                                                    I also enjoy bitch slapping idiots like LUCLONELY and p1mpfag.
                                                                                    Didn't you start out in pretty much the same fashion?

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                                                                                    • Exxxotica
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 4396

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Hello,

                                                                                      I am a 27 year old Aryan male. My favorite interests are reading about dogfighting, shooting guns, and watching pornography (especially on the internet).

                                                                                      My favorite movie is Deliverance. I am looking for an Aryan woman of childbearing age with as little sexual experience as possible and no children or previous marriages.

                                                                                      Ability to overlook my serious drinking problem is a must.


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                                                                                      • MetaformX
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                                        • 6704

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                        Didn't you start out in pretty much the same fashion?
                                                                                        my boy, you know I'm not gonna admit to such a thing. I have a reputation to uphold.

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                                                                                        • Ross
                                                                                          Ik ben een aap
                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                          • 18874

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I thought you were 40?

                                                                                          I am sure I have a thread on videosboard.com that says so....i will try and find it....



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                                                                                          • pimplink
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jun 2001
                                                                                            • 9535

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by MetaformX
                                                                                            Im a 24 year old who enjoys getting banned from various messageboards, and self marketing myself for no apparent reasons. I also enjoy bitch slapping idiots like LUCLONELY and p1mpfag.
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                                                                                            • dig420
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 9240

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Dig420 =
                                                                                              Brooding, intense loner --
                                                                                              2 dogs, 4 cats --
                                                                                              control freak --
                                                                                              BJJ student --

                                                                                              Wealthy, well-connected, vindictive beyond all reason. I hoard grudges and slight insults and one day I'll pay ALL of them back. I am a master of passive-aggressive warfare between the sexes. I sit in front of my computer 24/7 until it's time to train and I don't allow anyone to talk to me. I have a collection of every episode of TNG.

                                                                                              My favorite phrase is 'Clean the fucking house woman, didn't your mama teach you ANYTHING??'

                                                                                              My favorite color is Jealousy Green.


                                                                                              Come get some Ladies!!
                                                                                              Last edited by dig420; 10-16-2002, 03:13 PM.

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                                                                                              • dickblast
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                                • 666

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                i hate ppl who wear those fuckin bug eye sunglasses INDOORS


                                                                                                definitely not
                                                                                                Ben Curtis is a Ninja

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                                                                                                • pimplink
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                  • 9535

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Cheshire
                                                                                                  Wow

                                                                                                  or...

                                                                                                  and I know this hasn't occured to many...

                                                                                                  I might *LIKE* being single?

                                                                                                  Or you're just waiting for a nice 34 year old, educated, sensitive, well read, simple casual, open minded guy with dimples who loves kids and who digs on cooking vegan cuisine who appreciate women with a wry ironic sense of humor?

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                                                                                                  • Cheshire
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                                    • 5738

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by pimplink
                                                                                                    Or you're just waiting for a nice 34 year old, educated, sensitive, well read, simple casual, open minded guy with dimples who loves kids and who digs on cooking vegan cuisine who appreciate women with a wry ironic sense of humor?
                                                                                                    Right, that's what I must have ment... silly me




                                                                                                    just a little bit naughty

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